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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 11:43:33 Reply

This is just getting really pathetic with the countless <insert something here> vs. Zombie clones...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 12:04:20 Reply

At 7/3/12 07:54 PM, Tycrane wrote: Stolen game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598449
Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat

...and another Super Deepthroat submission.

It passed and the worst part.... one of the reviewers acknowledges they didn't make it, they just wanted to vote it through anyways. What is wrong with some of these voters?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 12:49:00 Reply

Shovelware Games

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 13:17:49 Reply

At 7/4/12 12:04 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/3/12 07:54 PM, Tycrane wrote: Stolen game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598449
Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat

...and another Super Deepthroat submission.
It passed and the worst part.... one of the reviewers acknowledges they didn't make it, they just wanted to vote it through anyways. What is wrong with some of these voters?

The answer is simple they only want points simple as that. Since the fad of NG for now seems to be to protect the people who only want points will vote 2-5 to get points even if it says it is up for deletion. It is because of this that I sometimes see the NG graveyard empty on some days.

Please for all that is good on NG we need our ability to whistle flash movies back. Voting 0 isn't cutting it since there seem to be too many people who care about stats more then the website >_<

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 15:40:29 Reply

At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: No new members this month; no members retired

So, I guess rank and seniority aren't enough?
I formally request permission for a Private to join the Elite Guard Barracks. I don't vote "2" on everything and move on, I genuinely care about the content of NG. Granted, I don't have a photographic memory, but after 11 years, I'm sure I have something useful to contribute.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 12:44:25 Reply

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Seems this shovelware account got unbanned recently.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 12:52:27 Reply

At 7/5/12 12:44 PM, SCTE3 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598521
Seems this shovelware account got unbanned recently.

That's a youmengcn alt, they decided to shrink their watermark for some reason...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 13:03:50 Reply

I've noticed that gamesgrow and other repeat shovelware spammers are using a different ad company than anyone else. If you see one of these ads, it's about 95 percent certain that it's one of those sites, since I have yet to see anybody else use these.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 13:49:08 Reply

At 7/5/12 12:52 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 7/5/12 12:44 PM, SCTE3 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598521
Seems this shovelware account got unbanned recently.
That's a youmengcn alt, they decided to shrink their watermark for some reason...

They've had their watermark shrunk for about 2 months or so. Not sure why they did so though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 16:57:27 Reply

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Along with the rest of the SS related trash in the portal.

They're made to mess up your computer, check one out and you'll know why.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 16:57:40 Reply

3D Child Porn

Also has a hack when you click to view that brings up your page set up window. Just report and don't watch, trust me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:11:57 Reply

This one just caused Chrome to crash. It's probably the second time that's ever happened to me.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598563


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:16:53 Reply

At 7/5/12 05:11 PM, Spretznaz wrote: This one just caused Chrome to crash. It's probably the second time that's ever happened to me.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598563

Got Wade. All gone.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:38:18 Reply

At 7/5/12 05:16 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Got Wade. All gone.

Awesome sauce! A few blams! HEHE

No worries gents, I got Portal Guard up, if anything else comes up you likely won't see it before it gets deleted.

Thanks go to byte for PG3!! Makes it a lot easier to catch this crap.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 18:44:03 Reply

At 7/5/12 05:38 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 7/5/12 05:16 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Got Wade. All gone.
Awesome sauce! A few blams! HEHE

10 blams in one day-it's sad how that's actually a LOT.

Also, who the hell is flooding general with soup threads? Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 19:09:45 Reply

At 7/5/12 06:44 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.

I'm a member of the Soup Squad, although I rarely have anything to do with them and what has happened in The Portal today is nothing to do with them but instead just a small attempt at flooding the place with crap. No big deal but I'm happy with the blams myself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 19:17:12 Reply

At 7/5/12 07:09 PM, Decky wrote:
Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.
I'm a member of the Soup Squad, although I rarely have anything to do with them and what has happened in The Portal today is nothing to do with them but instead just a small attempt at flooding the place with crap. No big deal but I'm happy with the blams myself.

Yeah, I believe it. Sounds like the KK or some spam group is messing with them.

Also, pretty sure this would count as unsuitable:

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During the credits it show some porn footage.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 22:52:36 Reply

There is something a little off about a game that claims to be the original Scary Maze.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-06 00:50:53 Reply

Oh look, another youmengcn alt.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-06 12:34:26 Reply

I remember this account from somewhere...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-06 21:50:33 Reply

Stolen

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Original: http://www.stencyl.com/game/play/10715

This actually has been submitted twice to the portal in the past (if I recall correctly).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-07 00:59:58 Reply

At 7/6/12 09:50 PM, Pride wrote: Stolen
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598627
Original: http://www.stencyl.com/game/play/10715

This actually has been submitted twice to the portal in the past (if I recall correctly).

Not only what you have stated, but the stupid thing doesn't even work and it still passed judgement.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-07 19:05:01 Reply

That is so disgusting using CP one of the worst things to do and using the name of the Soap Squad so low. The real Soap Squad would never do anything like that thankfully, I did not click the link thanks for the warning Decky. I will remember about the ads as, I don't go on the portal much I don't see things like that. I usually on vote on movies even before the redesign, I mostly saw flash movies on here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-08 11:23:51 Reply

Stolen Flash

Not quite sure what it is at the moment but there have been a lot of flashes that claim to be the original when it's quite clear are not the original creators of the flash.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-09 02:19:33 Reply

Is this considered unsuitable?

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All you get is a white screen telling you to play it at another site. The author acknowledges that it does this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-09 03:22:25 Reply

Gamesgrow's back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-10 13:41:17 Reply

Nextdifferencegames alt. It doesn't have its logo in the flash, you go to their site from the more games button.

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Also, what the hell is going on today? The portal's solid purple, I voted 0 over 20 times and I get this.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-10 18:31:02 Reply

This guy again...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-10 18:35:06 Reply

At 7/10/12 06:31 PM, Knuckstrike wrote: This guy again...

And again.

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Original.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-11 02:55:14 Reply

At 7/10/12 06:31 PM, Knuckstrike wrote: This guy again...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598895

Just saw that, myself. Still in the Portal.
Original is here on NG.


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