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3.93 / 5.00 4,634 ViewsHow do you guys deal with 0 bombing, SpiffyMasta?
Ladies and gentlemen of the Elite Guard Barracks, we have a Flash thief!
A new creationa fter some years of absence.
Stolen from Zone.
blowjob game
Don't know the original source, but I've seen it on places like Sankaku Channel before.
At 14 hours ago, MistyEntertainment wrote: How do you guys deal with 0 bombing, SpiffyMasta?
If you have evidence that a flash was 0-bombed, then we report it.
Thing is, it's kind of hard to find evidence of such. But we can always try.
At 2 hours ago, SpiffyMasta wrote:At 14 hours ago, MistyEntertainment wrote: How do you guys deal with 0 bombing, SpiffyMasta?If you have evidence that a flash was 0-bombed, then we report it.
Thing is, it's kind of hard to find evidence of such. But we can always try.
I generally try to get over it - it happens all the time with my audio. I have to live with that, because some people get butthurt, over one ban or another.
If it's a real problem and you can prove it, let me know and I'll see what I can say to Wade.
I'm really glad the message for when you deposit your experience points is back, makes it so much easier then checking you-re stats page. Only took a few weeks after the redesign to have it back, hopefully the whistle will come back for reporting stolen flashes. I like the way you can vote for UJ movies and games with the section showing. I brought a FPS game called Singularity and both Bioshock games.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 1 minute ago, phantomlassuk wrote: Only took a few weeks after the redesign to have it back, hopefully the whistle will come back for reporting stolen flashes.
I'm not sure if Tom is either reintegrating the whistle system or adding a "report abuse" button, akin to the one in the Art Portal (unrelated to your whistle). The truth of the matter is that, in either case, submissions will be dealt with by Flash Mods rather than only by the admins.
Top 50 mass-vote:
Mao owns.
At 11 hours ago, MistyEntertainment wrote: Top 50 mass-vote:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/424208
What do we do about mass-voting? I feel like I've missed a meeting XD. I know that as a rule the EGB is against mass-voting but the only real way to get it to a score that it deserves (that I can see) would be to mass-vote it fairly until it is done. Do we just report it to Tom or Wade like a stolen flash?
At 6 hours ago, Decky wrote:At 11 hours ago, MistyEntertainment wrote: Top 50 mass-vote:What do we do about mass-voting? I feel like I've missed a meeting XD. I know that as a rule the EGB is against mass-voting but the only real way to get it to a score that it deserves (that I can see) would be to mass-vote it fairly until it is done. Do we just report it to Tom or Wade like a stolen flash?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/424208
Yes, reporting is the policy. I've already reported this particular one to Wade, he just hasn't gotten around to it yet.
Does Tom have his Flash mods yet? Because for as much time as he's taking, the thieves don't stop.
fuck you santa!
Stolen from meetandfuckgames.com
At 59 minutes ago, SoulMaster71 wrote: Stolen from meetandfuckgames.com
dating rocks
Ditto.
At 1 hour ago, SoulMaster71 wrote: Does Tom have his Flash mods yet? Because for as much time as he's taking, the thieves don't stop.
No, no flash mods yet.
Reported both those stolen ones to Wade already. I'm guessing he's busy, I haven't gotten a reply yet, I'm sure he'll get around to it.
Stolen flash:
blowjob deepthroat simulation
Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat
Sorry for the lack of activity guys, just been really busy with school and all. Will try to be more active as soon as my exams are over. :)
At 7 minutes ago, Tycrane wrote: Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat
Just out of interest: How in the hell did you find that? There are no identifying marks / names / signatures on it of any kind. Am I missing something here?
The Flash modding tools have not been implemented yet, but some Genre mods including me are tagging submissions that should be deleted with a "deletion" tag so that admins can easily spot them.
At 56 minutes ago, Sheizenhammer wrote:At 59 minutes ago, SoulMaster71 wrote: Stolen from meetandfuckgames.comhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/591052
Ditto.
Tagged both of them for deletion.
fuck her hard
Another one of them. Changed the Rating from E to A, added the deletion tag and reported it.
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A remake of the Hitman Madness! Has sound, and 3 new added guns!
Madness Interactive submission
At 8 hours ago, Sheizenhammer wrote:At 7 minutes ago, Tycrane wrote: Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throatJust out of interest: How in the hell did you find that? There are no identifying marks / names / signatures on it of any kind. Am I missing something here?
It was a pretty popular flash back in the days, it's been stolen several times at least here in Newgrounds and now it's deleted since the author here wasn't the real author of the flash.
It's not like I'm a perv or anything. ;)
At 9 hours ago, Zachary wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/591064
Madness Interactive submission
Well, Krinkels was co-authored inn it. Not sure what's so rule-breaking about it.
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Rick Astley music video. Tagged and reported.
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At 13 hours ago, Gimmick wrote:At 9 hours ago, Zachary wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/591064Well, Krinkels was co-authored inn it. Not sure what's so rule-breaking about it.
Madness Interactive submission
It wasn't Krinkel's code so it doesn't even matter. Madness Interactive edits are not allowed to be submitted.
http://max-abernethy.newgrounds.com/ is the programmer btw.
Stolen flash:
28 Medal Fixed just adventure with blue vs green complaint the man with a hat so find them
Original:
Brainsplatters 2
Tagged and reported.
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This one's sitting at #41 in the top 50. And judging from the reviews, this isn't the first time it got in there:
harryjarry inside Dale Winton
yet another top 50 mass-vote since apparently that's considered a reportable offense
Edbert and Otis ep. 12
Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2012:
First roster since the redesign. I like the redesign, for the most part. There's a few minor things I dislike, such as the flagging system being removed, but it looks great. Fortunetly flash mods are finally being added, but it would have been better to wait for flash mods to be added to remove the flagging system. They'll be added soon, hopefully.
Milestones::
byteslinger - 86K total B/P
Coop - 72K saves, 101K total B/P
Cootie - 4K blams, 20K saves, 24K total B/P
Gimmick - 10K saves, 11K total B/P
Jolly - 25K saves, 29K total B/P
Little-Rena - 37K saves
RohantheBarbarian - 21K saves
sixflab - 26K total B/P
SpiffyMasta - 4K total B/P
Tycrane - 2K blams, 19K saves, 21K total B/P
Promotions::
Gimmick - Praporshchik
SpiffyMasta - Corporal
Entering The List::
BrokenDeck
Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 01,742 | 1,098 | 37.86 | B | +011.81 | Coop Sup. Commander | 10 | C
02) 86,810 | 0,906 | 31.24 | B | -030.68 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 9 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 1 | D
04) 54,950 | 0,382 | 13.17 | C | -040.87 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 6 | C
05) 51,603 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 32,106 | 0,011 | 00.38 | D | -054.17 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 30,347 | 0,092 | 03.17 | D | +217.24 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander | 2 | D
08) 29,384 | 1,118 | 38.55 | B | -004.53 | Jolly Commander +1 | 7 | C
09) 28,672 | 0,296 | 10.21 | C | +111.43 | RohantheBarbarian Commander -1 | 3 | D
10) 26,172 | 0,276 | 09.52 | C | -001.08 | sixflab Commander | 0 | F
11) 24,287 | 0,727 | 25.07 | B | +017.64 | Cootie General | 0 | F
12) 21,694 | 0,044 | 01.52 | D | +091.30 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
13) 21,217 | 1,263 | 43.55 | A | +012.27 | Tycrane Brig. General | 1 | D
14) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel | 0 | F
15) 17,835 | 0,310 | 10.69 | C | -012.18 | Asandir Colonel | 8 | C
16) 11,793 | 1,307 | 45.07 | A | +019.91 | Gimmick Praporshchik +1 | 13 | C
17) 11,265 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | -088.89 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik -1 | 0 | F
18) 10,409 | 0,296 | 10.21 | C | +000.00 | IzzyDude Sgt. Major | 2 | D
19) 09,924 | 0,007 | 00.24 | D | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
20) 09,352 | 0,015 | 00.52 | D | +000.00 | NGFan14 Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
21) 09,127 | 0,015 | 00.52 | --- | +000.00 | BrokenDeck Sgt. First Class NEW | --- | ---
22) 07,299 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -030.43 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant -1 | 7 | C
23) 06,364 | 0,010 | 00.34 | D | +900.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
24) 06,127 | 0,059 | 02.03 | D | +003.51 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant -1 | 5 | C
25) 05,411 | 0,011 | 00.38 | D | +057.14 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
26) 05,072 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -040.74 | Afro-Mann Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
27) 04,953 | 0,303 | 10.45 | C | -022.31 | Decky Corporal -1 | 11 | C
28) 04,581 | 0,017 | 00.59 | D | -046.88 | Luke Corporal -1 | 0 | F
29) 04,287 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -094.68 | EmmDubya Corporal -1 | 6 | C
30) 04,208 | 0,125 | 04.31 | D | +000.00 | ZJ Corporal -1 | 0 | F
31) 04,058 | 0,018 | 00.62 | D | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal -1 | 3 | D
32) 04,037 | 0,203 | 07.00 | C | +625.00 | SpiffyMasta Corporal -1 | 17 | B
Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,307 (14.61% of total)
Tycrane - 1,263 (14.11% of total)
Jolly - 1,118 (12.49% of total)
Coop - 1,098 (12.27% of total)
byteslinger - 906 (10.13% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 63.61% of B/P points (5,692 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (38)
Jolly (14)
Gimmick (5)
Tycrane (3)
Coop (2)
Total gain for month: 8,948 (29 Active Members)
That's 308.55 per day, or 10.64 per day per active member.
At 5 minutes ago, Jolly wrote: Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2012:
First roster since the redesign. I like the redesign, for the most part. There's a few minor things I dislike, such as the flagging system being removed, but it looks great. Fortunetly flash mods are finally being added, but it would have been better to wait for flash mods to be added to remove the flagging system. They'll be added soon, hopefully.
Thanks Jolly! I agree with you that flagging should have been removed after flash mods were put in place, but oh well. I think we've managed so far. I know for a fact I've gotten Wade to remove at least a couple dozen flashes if not more in the last week. So don't worry, we're still being effective in protecting the portal.
Milestones::
SpiffyMasta - 4K total B/P
Sweet!
Promotions::
SpiffyMasta - Corporal
Let's see if I can hit Sergeant by the end of the month.
The List:
26) 05,072 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -040.74 | Afro-Mann Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
27) 04,953 | 0,303 | 10.45 | C | -022.31 | Decky Corporal -1 | 11 | C
28) 04,581 | 0,017 | 00.59 | D | -046.88 | Luke Corporal -1 | 0 | F
29) 04,287 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -094.68 | EmmDubya Corporal -1 | 6 | C
30) 04,208 | 0,125 | 04.31 | D | +000.00 | ZJ Corporal -1 | 0 | F
31) 04,058 | 0,018 | 00.62 | D | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal -1 | 3 | D
32) 04,037 | 0,203 | 07.00 | C | +625.00 | SpiffyMasta Corporal -1 | 17 | B
My goal for the month is to leap up to no. 26.
Way to drop the ball and let me be the only one with a B grade for the month. Geez.
Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,307 (14.61% of total)
Tycrane - 1,263 (14.11% of total)
Jolly - 1,118 (12.49% of total)
Coop - 1,098 (12.27% of total)
byteslinger - 906 (10.13% of total)
Can't believe byte almost fell out of the top 5. Better get back on track otherwise I will kick you out of it.
Thanks for the Roster, Jolly.
Well done, indeed.
Congrats to all who made some significant milestones, especially our well-loved local over-achiever mod, Coop, who crashed past 101K points. Way to go, boss!
And for those who didn't hear, we have a new member who joined last month - SFC BrokenDeck. Welcome aboard!
At 1 hour ago, SpiffyMasta wrote:At 5 minutes ago, Jolly wrote: Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2012:Thanks Jolly! I agree with you that flagging should have been removed after flash mods were put in place, but oh well. I think we've managed so far. I know for a fact I've gotten Wade to remove at least a couple dozen flashes if not more in the last week. So don't worry, we're still being effective in protecting the portal.
First roster since the redesign. I like the redesign, for the most part. There's a few minor things I dislike, such as the flagging system being removed, but it looks great. Fortunetly flash mods are finally being added, but it would have been better to wait for flash mods to be added to remove the flagging system. They'll be added soon, hopefully.
Our job remains the same - we just have to do it a little differently for now.
Top 5 Gainers::Can't believe byte almost fell out of the top 5. Better get back on track otherwise I will kick you out of it.
Gimmick - 1,307 (14.61% of total)
Tycrane - 1,263 (14.11% of total)
Jolly - 1,118 (12.49% of total)
Coop - 1,098 (12.27% of total)
byteslinger - 906 (10.13% of total)
Sorry, but I was tied up doing a boatload of reprogramming to get everything back on track after the redesign. That including reworking the interface to NG Logs, the EGB and the NGPD stat sites - and, yes, a new version of Portal Guard. I had built a prototype for myself a few months ago, when the stirrings of the redesign became very real. Now that it's here, the older version of Portal Guard may not work right - but my Beta version (PG3) does. It's not finished yet, but it will work for you. SpiffyMasta is one of the beta testers, and based on his feedback, I'm going to let others have access to it and get their ideas.
You can download the BETA here: Portal Guard 3 Beta.
All I ask is that you read the FAQ first. It will tell you how to install it, what warnings you may get at installation, how to use it - and how to tweak it. Right now, you canmanually change some runtime parameters by changing the configuration file (PGV3.INI) - the next release will have a built-in quick editor to make things simpler.
Remember, the Portal Guard does NOT vote for you - it just keeps track of all new submissions under judgment and lets you know when new entries show up. This way, you can be working on other things, and let this program notify you when you need to turn your attention back to the portal.
Oh, and as for knocking me out of the top 5 - yes, February was a low month for me, but my 906 still was almost 180 points higher than # 6 (Cootie with 727). I'm not worried. I'm just doing my job, and last month, that meant a lot more time programming and less time banging at the portal.
Thanks again for the roster, Jolly - see you all at the front lines!
*Salutes*
At 15 hours ago, Jolly wrote: Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2012:
YAY!! It's roster time.
Flash mods are finally being added, but it would have been better to wait for flash mods to be added to remove the flagging system. They'll be added soon, hopefully.
It does seem like it has been a small blunder really. Although the redesign, dispite the fact that I don't like some of what has changed, I have to admit it has done smoother that I thought it would/could.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
26) 05,072 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -040.74 | Afro-Mann Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
27) 04,953 | 0,303 | 10.45 | C | -022.31 | Decky Corporal -1 | 11 | C
28) 04,581 | 0,017 | 00.59 | D | -046.88 | Luke Corporal -1 | 0 | F
29) 04,287 | 0,016 | 00.55 | D | -094.68 | EmmDubya Corporal -1 | 6 | C
30) 04,208 | 0,125 | 04.31 | D | +000.00 | ZJ Corporal -1 | 0 | F
31) 04,058 | 0,018 | 00.62 | D | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal -1 | 3 | D
32) 04,037 | 0,203 | 07.00 | C | +625.00 | SpiffyMasta Corporal -1 | 17 | B
I'm still the top Corporal and it's a very short jump to Sergeant. Hopefully by next months roster I should have overtaken Afro-Mann. Has anybody else noticed how we currently don't have any members below the Corporal rank? Makes me feel like I'm closer to the bottom of the list.
At 15 hours ago, SpiffyMasta wrote: My goal for the month is to leap up to no. 26.
That's what I'm aiming for. We shall see who gets it. Good luck.
This game is about being the Animator then the Animation then I don`t know the 3rd level .
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
There's a slight error in the Roster as of March, and that being with the B/P count list. If I were Coop, I'd not be very happy at the fact that I have only 01,742 B/P displayed on the list, instead of 101,742.
Oh well, doesn't seem too bad a problem -- wonder why I bother about these minor details meself :P
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