The Elite Guard Barracks
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At 1/6/10 11:21 PM, TheThing wrote:At 1/6/10 07:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hmm, I wonder if any of the Admins are contemplating making it so that replies on the BBS also open in the same page as well. If you ask me, I think that would be great.That would be helpful, or at the very least more convienant than my current way of opening the reply in a new tab so I can go back to the thread to check the conversation.
Hopefully all this talk of changing things actually leads to, you know, change.
If the replies were in the same page, multi-quoting would be difficult. Unless the new "quoted" post appears at the bottom in the existing reply box when you click "Reply & Quote". In that case, it would be better and more stylish.
Also, I can't wait for Luis to be added to the Staff page, but that will probably take a while.
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- KingExodus
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SO I WAS GONE for a long time and I missed out on a lot...
Maybe it's my destiny to COME BACK FIGHTING THE LAW!
BACK TO THE BEEEEERRRRAAAACKSSS
BACK TO THE BE-E-E-RACKSSSSS.
Well I'm back fellars and I wont let yer down.
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You know, I had almost forgotten that you are a part of the EGB Your Highness. So where've you been? How was your Christmas and New Year's?
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E-mazing my good friend E-mazing.
I was on a quest to come back here after entering a portal that brought me to the real world but once I came back I was victoriously back home safely in the barracks.
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That didn't really answer my question as to where you went and what you were doing during your hiatus.
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At 1/7/10 06:22 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That didn't really answer my question as to where you went and what you were doing during your hiatus.
Lol I went to Canada for Winter College Break...
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You're in COLLEGE ALREADY?! You're only 17, that denotes a senior in high school by the US standards. maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I know to be true at least.
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At 1/7/10 06:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're in COLLEGE ALREADY?! You're only 17, that denotes a senior in high school by the US standards. maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I know to be true at least.
Well I'm a freshman and I went to school early so yeah I'm gonna be 18 this year lol...
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At 1/7/10 11:56 AM, Ismael92 wrote: If the replies were in the same page, multi-quoting would be difficult. Unless the new "quoted" post appears at the bottom in the existing reply box when you click "Reply & Quote". In that case, it would be better and more stylish.
That would be cool, although I'd accept a new box appearing below each post you "Reply & Quote" to and just copy/pasta
At 1/7/10 08:29 PM, KingExodus wrote:At 1/7/10 06:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're in COLLEGE ALREADY?! You're only 17, that denotes a senior in high school by the US standards. maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I know to be true at least.Well I'm a freshman and I went to school early so yeah I'm gonna be 18 this year lol...
I had that option a long time ago. Well, my mom did anyway. She had the choice of putting me in school a year ahead. But at the time, I was a tiny kid, and she didn't want me to be made fun of. Of course, I was one of the tallest kids in my age by 8th grade, but hindsight is 20/20.
Anyway, that's cool you're in college. What are you majoring in?
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Welcome back, KingExodus! Glad you back in the saddle again. How was college?
At 1/7/10 06:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're in COLLEGE ALREADY?! You're only 17, that denotes a senior in high school by the US standards. maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I know to be true at least.
Actually, I graduated high school (with a Regents high honors diploma) as I just turned 17. My first year of college my father had to drive me back and forth because I couldn't get my license until I was 18 (rules were different way back then). I did get my license the month after I turned 18 - and I had completed a whole year of college by then.
So, yeah, it can happen.... :)
In any event, glad to see you back and doing well!
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I know I'm not in the crew, but I thought you guys would know how to handle this:
The Loli Cube 2
Now aside from the fact that it breaks the rule of putting back a flash that was taken down for whistle reasons and changing an entire flash after passing judgement, it features prepubescent girls in "sexy" poses. I actually saw this yesterday under judgement, and the cube's images were all nature scenes and art. I don't really know what to do now that it's on Newgrounds...so I thought you'd think of something. Thanks.
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Well, lolicon is an accepted form of hentai, it's not as favored because it features kids, but I'd leave it alone for now.
Also, what kind of car did you have just after you got your license Byte?
My cars have been as follows:
1. Black convertible top '95 Chrysler Le Baron until 2/25/08; ran into a bridge abutment on a slick curve
2. Metallic bronze '87 Toyota Cressida for like a week in early summer 08, it just was taking too much to put the engine back together
3. Blue-Green '95 Pontiac Grand Prix SE 4 door sedan until 4/24/09; sideswiped some other guy's car
4. Silver '92 Saturn Twin Cam 4 door sedan
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At 1/8/10 02:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, lolicon is an accepted form of hentai, it's not as favored because it features kids, but I'd leave it alone for now.
Also, what kind of car did you have just after you got your license Byte?
My cars have been as follows:
1. Black convertible top '95 Chrysler Le Baron until 2/25/08; ran into a bridge abutment on a slick curve
2. Metallic bronze '87 Toyota Cressida for like a week in early summer 08, it just was taking too much to put the engine back together
3. Blue-Green '95 Pontiac Grand Prix SE 4 door sedan until 4/24/09; sideswiped some other guy's car
4. Silver '92 Saturn Twin Cam 4 door sedan
I haz a nice and shiny Audi A4 Convertible.
Before I had a BMW X5 silver but then I decided to sell it after it had 100,000 miles.
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At 1/8/10 02:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
What kind of car did you have just after you got your license Byte?
Remember, my Dad was helping me pick them out - he wanted his kid in something strong - and quick.
#1 - 1967 GTO Judge - wiped out in collision with unlicensed driver
#2 - 1972 Pontiac LeMans Supersport - blew engine while racing home from college (>120mph)
#3 - 1974 AMC Gremlin - purple - the entire car was held together by Phillips head screws. Blew engine (overheated in summer)
#4 - 1978 Chrysler Cordoba - dark green - fast as hell (when it decided to start). Sold it because it hated starting on any day with a "D" in it.
#5 - 1980 Chevy Malibu, big block. Sideswiped, ran though a fence. Took out a doghouse - no one hurt.
And then I started to get sensible cars - because I was paying for them! (Chevy Corsica, Chevette, etc)
You can see that my Dad liked the old-school musclecars. Nothing like a geek driving a musclecar, huh? I wish the GTO wasn't wrecked - it would be worth a lot of money today.
And, yes, I still have a lead foot...hehehe..
(Go, Speed Racer, Go!)
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At 1/7/10 06:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're in COLLEGE ALREADY?! You're only 17, that denotes a senior in high school by the US standards. maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I know to be true at least.
Haha. That's why I like the English education system. I'm in college at 16 and out of it when I'm 18, yet you guys are only just going to college then. Hehehe.
At 1/7/10 10:42 PM, TheThing wrote: That would be cool, although I'd accept a new box appearing below each post you "Reply & Quote" to and just copy/pasta
Or maybe when you clicked "Reply & Quote", the button was highlighted, then you went down the page clicking the posts you wnated to quote so the buttons highlighted, then at the end you could click "Finished quoting" and a post box came down and you could sort out all of your quotes and finish your post :D
At 1/8/10 02:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, lolicon is an accepted form of hentai, it's not as favored because it features kids, but I'd leave it alone for now.
Lolicon is basically a sick version of porn... It's child porn. So therefore it's unsuitable if you can see the private parts of children. It's alright if they are just posing... While it's slightly strange and sickening... Just a child posing is nothing.... Whereas if parts are showing then it is pornography and is far from sickening so should be flagged.
At 1/8/10 04:51 PM, KingExodus wrote: I haz a nice and shiny Audi A4 Convertible.
Before I had a BMW X5 silver but then I decided to sell it after it had 100,000 miles.
Niiice. Wait, are you made of money or something? I mean... You're 17 and you have a car like that. That's really... Really lucky!
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At 1/8/10 05:14 PM, Lizzardis wrote:At 1/8/10 04:51 PM, KingExodus wrote: I haz a nice and shiny Audi A4 Convertible.Niiice. Wait, are you made of money or something? I mean... You're 17 and you have a car like that. That's really... Really lucky!
Before I had a BMW X5 silver but then I decided to sell it after it had 100,000 miles.
I come from quite the wealthy family and I know a lot of people may think that it's a girl car but I like it's sexy design is just my car.
Explains why my fathers car is a Porsche Panamera Turbo.
THAT SHIT IS CRAZY!
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At 1/8/10 05:31 PM, KingExodus wrote: I come from quite the wealthy family and I know a lot of people may think that it's a girl car but I like it's sexy design is just my car.
Yeah... I kinda guessed you came from such a family. I wouldn't mock you. At the end of the day... It's a car. Personally I like BMW's better, but the Audi is a very very nice car, especially one like that and the fact it's convertible.
Hehe. I can't wait until I get my first car! :P
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who got bad first cars.
- 2003 Ford Focus. Hand-me-down from my dad, who drove 45 minutes to work in New Jersey traffic. Not sure how he's still alive. Also, my dad is 6 feet tall, ~230 lbs. Not sure how he fit into it. Anyway, I was lucky that it had AC and heating, and the steering wheel would shake (but not turn the car) if I let go. Was a rental before we owned it. I shared it with my sister.
- 2000 Pontiac Bonneville. Once my sister claimed the car to go to college, I bought this for $1,000. For the price, it's pretty damn good. A good bit of the technology (radio, automatic door locks/lights) in it is just becoming standard today. Probably around $35,000-$45,000 brand new. Got a V6 and a spoiler. Close to 200,000 miles. The tranny is rebuilt, although recently it's been leaking, and the shop either can't fix it, or is too retarded to.
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At 1/8/10 11:06 PM, TheThing wrote: Please tell me I'm not the only one who got bad first cars.
You aren't. My first (and so far only) car is still causing me headaches, but fortunately it'll be getting replaced with a brand new one later this month (a new Toyota Aygo... woo!).
Personally, I think having a bigger car than you need is just a waste of fuel and unnecessary complications when parking the thing. Since I've only got myself to take from A to B anyway, why not have a small car? Especially a small car that's really cheap for its class, and pretty good too.
Also, BMW's are for twats. No, really. Everytime I see an X3 or X5 (or god forbid, an X6) while driving I just know something stupid is going to happen. I have yet to be let down by this theory.
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At 1/9/10 12:57 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Also, BMW's are for twats. No, really. Everytime I see an X3 or X5 (or god forbid, an X6) while driving I just know something stupid is going to happen. I have yet to be let down by this theory.
Not necessarily. Just because most of the people that drive the cars are oblivious to the amount of power that is in the engine... Doesn't mean all of the people driving them are twats. I mean, for Christ sakes those cars can go up to what.... £80,000.... Why would you want to drive around and act like a dick in a car that cost you 80 grand?
My father had a turbo injection model. I couldn't tell you the actual model number for the life of me as it was scraped a few years ago once we gave the car away. The owner was then hit side on by a bin truck... The BMW was written off, and the dumpster... Just drove on.
So yeah, BMW's aren't for twats. You can actually get some sane people driving those kind of cars who are not twats. It's just you have had some bad experiences that's all. Haha.
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Indeed I drove thaat thing like a beauty and I'm also the best driver in the Nassua County so yeh your theory is wrong and why would you be a twat for driving such a nice car like that.
You know that can happen with any car right?
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At 1/8/10 05:06 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 1/8/10 02:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:Remember, my Dad was helping me pick them out - he wanted his kid in something strong - and quick.
What kind of car did you have just after you got your license Byte?
#1 - 1967 GTO Judge - wiped out in collision with unlicensed driver
Damn, nice. How bad was the collision?
#2 - 1972 Pontiac LeMans Supersport - blew engine while racing home from college (>120mph)
Yeesh, you do know now that street racing is illegal, right? God forbid I meet you on the road. *worries*
#3 - 1974 AMC Gremlin - purple - the entire car was held together by Phillips head screws. Blew engine (overheated in summer)
You had a PIMP CAR AND IT GOT OVERHEATED?! What a gyp. >_>
#4 - 1978 Chrysler Cordoba - dark green - fast as hell (when it decided to start). Sold it because it hated starting on any day with a "D" in it.
Not sure I've seen one of those. :-\
#5 - 1980 Chevy Malibu, big block. Sideswiped, ran though a fence. Took out a doghouse - no one hurt.
Malibus ain't half bad, but if I'm gonna have a Chevy, I want a Camaro or a Corvette.
And then I started to get sensible cars - because I was paying for them! (Chevy Corsica, Chevette, etc)
Not sure I've seen those either.
You can see that my Dad liked the old-school musclecars. Nothing like a geek driving a musclecar, huh? I wish the GTO wasn't wrecked - it would be worth a lot of money today.
Old School muscle cars, FUCK YEA!!! '68 Mustang, SWEEET!!
And, yes, I still have a lead foot...hehehe..
How many times has that Pb foot of yours gotten you into trouble young lady?
I'm gonna have to strip search you. Assume the position Ma'am. :P jk jk
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At 1/9/10 08:03 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Not necessarily. Just because most of the people that drive the cars are oblivious to the amount of power that is in the engine... Doesn't mean all of the people driving them are twats.
Be it through ignorance or twat-factor, not knowing / caring how to drive your own car has the same result. And while not all BMWs are driven by morons, most morons (around here, at least) seem to like BMWs. Sad, but true.
I mean, for Christ sakes those cars can go up to what.... £80,000.... Why would you want to drive around and act like a dick in a car that cost you 80 grand?
Some people really are that stupid. Never underestimate how dumb some drivers will be. I've seen Ferraris costing several times that be driven as if they were found in Christmas crackers.
Also, second-hand BMWs are the worst as they're often driven by the kinds of people the original price tag was intending to keep out of cars as powerful as most BMWs.
My father had a turbo injection model. I couldn't tell you the actual model number for the life of me as it was scraped a few years ago once we gave the car away. The owner was then hit side on by a bin truck... The BMW was written off, and the dumpster... Just drove on.
Oh, don't get me wrong; the worst types of vehicle to be dealing with by a LONG way are those that aren't owned by the driver, respectable badge or not (especially buses, trucks, or anything else larger than most cars). Compared to those, BMWs are fucking godly!
So yeah, BMW's aren't for twats. You can actually get some sane people driving those kind of cars who are not twats. It's just you have had some bad experiences that's all. Haha.
I swear, everywhere I go there's always one.
Maybe they just stick out more than other idiotic soft-roaders / motorway cruisers here, but personally I've had more problems with idiots in BMW 'M' and 'X' classes than all other private car types combined. My pet-hate list of things on roads goes as follows:
1. White vans
2. Buses / trucks / any other commercial vehicles
3. Taxis
4. BMWs
5. Stupid girls in pink Nissan Micras
If you ever have to drive around in Newcastle, you'll quickly learn to hate all these things too.
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Speaking of hating people based on what brand of car/van they drive, I myself loathe any and all Honda drivers. They're slow as hell!! When the speed limit is 45, they go like 35. For some ungodly reason, they must feel the need to go 10 miles slower than whats posted. Even on a highway!! When the speed limit is 55, they go 30. IT'S UNSAFE, DANGEROUS, MORONIC, STUPID, just plain IDIOTIC!!
There are some people who also drive Toyotas, while the bulk of Toyota drivers aren't all that bad, some of them just need to get off the road, FOREVER!
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At 1/9/10 02:48 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:If you ever have to drive around in Newcastle, you'll quickly learn to hate all these things too.
Hmmm. I actually agree with you on most of those points then. Since I live in Manchester... Hell it's only a few hours away from Newcastle, if that. So they can't be much different. I just have had a better experience with BMW's as of course I said... My father had one and he was a good driver on "most" days. Haha.
However, I agree with your 5 things you hate and the fact that people who drive cars which are owned by the company they work for... Are the worst. Especially bus drivers and black cab taxi drivers. Ugh! Those guys are a pain in the ass!
At 1/9/10 03:00 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: When the speed limit is 45, they go like 35.
I have to comment... Over here we have the majority of "older citizens" driving Rovers. I mean fuck... These cars are the worst. Cars. EVER! And the fact you have an old guy who can't see past his nose, driving the damn thing... Makes it even worse!
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I hope Slash won't mind if I borrow is villain for this chapter.
Yeah I kicked his ass, so what?
To those wondering, my character accidentally slammed himself to the side of the bus while jumping over the rail guard near the bus station.
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At 1/9/10 03:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I hope Slash won't mind if I borrow is villain for this chapter.
Yeah I kicked his ass, so what?
To those wondering, my character accidentally slammed himself to the side of the bus while jumping over the guard rail near the bus station.
I hate stupid typos, anyway it's decided on what idea's going be used for the next intermission.
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The user has never uploaded a flash before, plus the actual game has a huge banner saying "MySexGames.com"
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At 1/9/10 04:05 PM, Lizzradis wrote: ***Stolen Submission***
Stolen:
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The user has never uploaded a flash before, plus the actual game has a huge banner saying "MySexGames.com"
This is probably stolen, although I wouldn't take the chance. The user's email is from that site, which indicates that there's a good chance that his account was validated from that site's email. There's a possibility that it's been changed, although most flash thieves don't think little details like that out.




