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At 11/9/09 12:15 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Nope, I wouldn't mind that one bit. I believe there's much to gain on both sides by covering eachother's six. Besides, that would be returning the favor right Eagle? ;)

It was a grueling ordeal, as far as online forums go lol. But looking back, I think there's no question in our minds about what we must do from this day forth. Once again, I'd like to extend my deepest gratitude to Lizzardis and Eagle for all their help and support.

*salute*

I'm glad it worked out well for the NGPD. I just hope they can pick up the pieces and move on from where they left off. Think of it as a positive note, as you can show the moderators that you are worthy of keeping the club and show that things are now for the better. :-)

At 11/9/09 01:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

Damn MS Paint on the school computers. >_>

You do know resizing the picture is just as easy as clicking and dragging the bottom-right corner, right? :-P

Anyway, here's a new chapter to my story: Back in the Barracks - Chapter 5

It'll answer a lot of your questions, so enjoy!

@SlntCobra: I have scoliosis too. But it's barely noticeable so I won't need a surgery.
@EagleRock: Even if I haven't posted in the forums about your story, I've been reading it (along with Byte's) and it's great so far! Keep up the good work!

Also, I'm now on Google Wave. Is there any wave about the EGB going on? Every member should eventually get it, it's awesome!

I'm really pleased to see that NGPD has been unlocked a bit of a surprise its been like two months since it got locked good to see it back. I think that blams seem to be quite easy to get I managed to get around 8 on Sunday, and around 11 the other week. The stuff did not pass which was good showing that people do vote fairly. Yes blammed stuff does get blammed quicker. I have read the latest chapter on your story EagleRock very good ,and I have got to chapter 2 on your story ByteSlinger ,and its very good really good stuff with the DD and other stuff that happened. I have Google as my home page but Google Wave looks cool. I saw the Sesame Street pic.

Meant to take some time off but this one's hard to ignore!

At 11/9/09 12:53 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 11/9/09 12:23 PM, Coop83 wrote: Tits aren't real porn. You see more grotesque imagery in some of Stamper's flash.

Hmm. The thing I was thinking about was the new line in the submission agreement which (on reading it again) says something like "due to new laws, you may not submit photographic images of nude people engaging in sexual activity".

Well, anything by GlamMaster would then be prohibited. I think common practice pretty much covers it, so it should be safe.

Thing is, I've no idea if a striptease counts as 'sexual activity' in the eyes of whoever wrote the law it's referring to (probably not, but you never know...). Anyone study law around here that can clarify what exactly counts as 'sexual activity' here? Where's the line between porn and garden-variety tits here?

I believe that since there's no vulgarity here - people could still get away with it as 'art' in most civilised countries, while certain Middle-Eastern states would view certain soap operas as pornographic.

Going by television rules, since there is no sign of an erect penis, or penetration, we cannot view that the protagonists are aroused, so therefore we cannot view it as "excessively pornographic"

In my view, let it ride.

It's been awhile, comp is back and fully fixed, how are my fellow friends and others of the such? Anywho, got my band together... well almost, still lack a drummer for now, aside from Clock Day, Madness day and those what have a I missed that I should know of?

also hugs?

At 11/10/09 04:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote: what have a I missed that I should know of?

Not much really. The NGPD was locked.....And is now....UNlocked, also Eagle finished his old story from waaaayyyy back, on our private forums and has started a new story containing the members from our latest roster and ByteSlinger has started her own story too!

Also, SlntCobra, TheThing and Idiot-Finder have developed their fanfics/stories etc etc.

I suggest you read them all. They are all pretty good actually!

also hugs?

How about sum sex for me? I not one for hugz and no love :(

You forgot to mention Byte's and Slash's(NSFW), Lizz. I keep asking Puddin when he's gonna release the second chapter of his fic, his reply is when the first flash is done. >_> He says he has the next few chapters all worked out but he's apparently dead-set against releasing a new chapter until the flash is done.

I think he's being stubborn about it though.

At 11/10/09 05:45 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

I think he's being stubborn about it though.

Yeah, what an asshole.

Gahh! I haven't been done EGB stuff in a while. Been contributing a few non-comuter requiring things here and there, but until I can permanently settle myself in one place, my activities will be erratic. Sorry if a missed everything. Anyone care to fill me in?

Byyyyyyyyte- ;>-> sorry for not updating you on the website stuff, I don't have a workstation right now, so I can't get anything done. IRL things have really sucked away my time these days, but regular schedule will resume soonish.

Everyone else- 'sup?

At 11/10/09 04:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote: It's been awhile, comp is back and fully fixed, how are my fellow friends and others of the such? Anywho, got my band together... well almost, still lack a drummer for now, aside from Clock Day, Madness day and those what have a I missed that I should know of?

Once again, Lord Hindol's plot is foiled. Did I tell you before the Dark Lord destroyed your computer? After your part in opposing Hindol's attempts to awaken Dysangol the Chaotic, the Council saw fit to award you the Order of the Spear, First Class. Don't worry, we're holding the Four Keys, and the Harlem Treasure Chamber is secure. Dysangol won't be back anytime soon.

Also, I rediscovered video gaming for the third or fourth time since my NG career began, some people are writing fanfiction and I am considering my own fanfic, the NGPD drama that Lizzardis mentioned, and if any of you remember that first news post I made from back in 2007 (I wouldn't expect that any of you would), here's the follow-up. Oh, and some mods got hacked/phished during the summer because they did some stupid things, but it's all under control now.

Hey, good to see some familiar faces returning again! Welcome back!

You're all just in time to catch the next fascinating chapter of my fanfic:

Chapter 16 - Sand Through My Fingers

It'll make laugh, it'll make you cry, it'll make you think, and it will beg more questions than it answers (sorta like a biology midterm)

Have fun - hope you like it!

At 11/10/09 04:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote: It's been awhile, comp is back and fully fixed, how are my fellow friends and others of the such? Anywho, got my band together... well almost, still lack a drummer for now, aside from Clock Day, Madness day and those what have a I missed that I should know of?

also hugs?

Nice to see some familiar faces back in the Barracks! We've seen some old members coming around for a while now, which is always nice. If anyone is planning on sticking around, just let us know in the thread (or you can PM me) and we can put you back on the active roster!

At 11/11/09 12:04 AM, byteslinger wrote: It'll make laugh, it'll make you cry, it'll make you think, and it will beg more questions than it answers (sorta like a biology midterm)

Beg more questions than it answers? No, that wouldn't make it a bio midterm, that'd make it a standard episode of Lost. :-P

Have fun - hope you like it!

As usual, I enjoyed it profusely. I'll admit it's tough getting any more speculation out, but I left some comments in the approprate thread. Excellent work as usual!

At 11/11/09 04:59 AM, MadisonDavenport wrote: Now one thing I have al;ways wondered is... How the hell does the kitty Krew stay on newgrounds? And the clock krew is O.K... The Star Krew has good graphics some of the time... BUT THE KITTY KREW IS COMPLETLY IMMATURE! I just don't understand some of the humor that people have!

Their submissions are basically just to be ignored. Vote on them what you feel they deserve and leave it at that.

Well... Does anyone no of any other really annoying group? Because Tom Fulp deleted 100 of KK's subbmissions BTW (really!)

I'll guarantee you that Tom didn't delete any Kitty Krew flash at all. Wade deals with stuff like that ;)

Oh and by the way, most people think Spam crews are really bad any everything, Well, without them, where would we go to find abusive reviews? How would the many crews and Flash colabs ever have started? Sure, some of the spam is just plain Gay and annoying, but some of it is also epic and considered part of the portal history.

I think you're taking a dim view of the situation here - you're not supposed to go out and find abusive reviews for the whistle points. You're supposed to go out and find the abusive reviews to clear Newgrounds up. Just go and have a look, there are thousands of abusive reviews on the site. I should know, after all.

Like B for instance.

Yeah, B started a revolution, where the Clock Crew stepped up and a bunch of animators made decent flash. Watching well animated Clock Crew flash always raises a smile. Then came the Lock Legion, which was basically because of internal politics within the Clock Crew. The other 'spin off' groups that have jumped on the bandwagon just did it for the spam, which is not to be encouraged.

Any way, SPam cCrews have started many actual crews like The Garbage Whistle Crew.

Which is completely useless and a waste of time

So are there any other annoying groups that we could go and BLAM away?

We're not a blamming crew. We encourage people to vote how they think a flash deserves to be voted upon.

I know that I'm responding to a Troll here, but it does no harm in re-iterating the mission statements of the barracks every once in a while, does it?

At 11/11/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: I know that I'm responding to a Troll here, but it does no harm in re-iterating the mission statements of the barracks every once in a while, does it?

No, it doesn't. And IMO, as long as whoever your responding to is at least making coherent sense and not just being a complete dick in his posts, I don't see why it should even count as responding to a troll. Hell, even Levon (and a few others) has proven in this thread that he can at least string a sentence together, so as long as the point they're trying to make goes beyond "YOUR ALL GAY LOLOLOLOLOL!!1", I don't see what the harm in debating opinions on good or bad conduct around NG is.

Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

At 11/11/09 04:59 AM, MadisonDavenport wrote: Now one thing I have al;ways wondered is... How the hell does the kitty Krew stay on newgrounds? And the clock krew is O.K... The Star Krew has good graphics some of the time... BUT THE KITTY KREW IS COMPLETLY IMMATURE! I just don't understand some of the humor that people have!

Well... Does anyone no of any other really annoying group? Because Tom Fulp deleted 100 of KK's subbmissions BTW (really!)

Sauron, if you're going to be like that, do it with something that I wouldn't recognize in my sleep. I remember WTF Kitty Krew probably as well as you do, or better. Come on, Levon and Fleek do better than that, and they write in such a butchered form of the English language that it takes an expert to decipher their posts!

At 11/11/09 09:13 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

At 11/11/09 11:04 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Sauron, if you're going to be like that, do it with something that I wouldn't recognize in my sleep. I remember WTF Kitty Krew probably as well as you do, or better. Come on, Levon and Fleek do better than that, and they write in such a butchered form of the English language that it takes an expert to decipher their posts!

49 pages. Wow. Guess the Kitty Krew has gotten a lot of hate over the years. :P

At 11/11/09 09:13 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that this is just some troll who copied and pasted this to try and get a reaction out of us. He's probably with some spam group. I think it's safe to say go ahead and ignore the troll. Way to be on your toes soulmaster. :P

At 11/11/09 11:04 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

Hehe... you should change your name to Troll-Finder. It'd make a nice idiot / troll combo addition to the thread! :P

My bad for not knowing it was copypasta. If only it wasn't, it would've been a nice change from the million lines of "EGB SUCKS!!!!!!" and some random goatse picture at the bottom. Oh well... better luck next time...

Imma go shut up now.

Crebz. Need I say more?

Newgrounds Hentai Vol. 1, by Deleted Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

At 11/11/09 05:02 PM, michelinman wrote: Crebz. Need I say more?

Yeah, it would actually help if you tell us why you are posting that. By the looks of that post, someone may think that we downvote / flag something just because of the author.

At 11/11/09 05:18 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Yeah, it would actually help if you tell us why you are posting that. By the looks of that post, someone may think that we downvote / flag something just because of the author.

Sowwy. I put the effort into the post I made at the NGPD. Nothing really malicious about this flash, but if ever there was a time for you to go watch a UJ flash and vote based on its quality, now is it. I think that's fair to say, right?

I'm more interested in this:

Adeventures of THEjamoke, by Parlux Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

At the very least, it's borderline racism coupled with a seemingly personal attack on Jamoke. Should this be flagged as unsuitable?

I noticed that he has hacked another account ironic that the name of that account is called Deleted .Never gives up does Crebz does or Chris Beer. I actually though his latest animation he has put more effort into it but its got a racist word in it. I saw the one about Jamoke not sure I will watch it. I was sad to see that ZONE-SAMA had to remove the latest flash because of copyright claim here is the link to her page. http://zone-sama.newgrounds.com/ I'm really mad it was I thought a cool parody I don't understand why this was removed will her other ones be next? I only saw this twice a shame i know its Hentai but she is such a cool artist. Sad but not the first time things have been removed. I saw a thread in General about it got locked but a shame.

At 11/11/09 05:27 PM, michelinman wrote: Sowwy. I put the effort into the post I made at the NGPD. Nothing really malicious about this flash, but if ever there was a time for you to go watch a UJ flash and vote based on its quality, now is it. I think that's fair to say, right?

It includes the "N" word, so you're not wholly off the mark with being wary. However, in its own way it was almost kinda funny, and very near legitimacy. Well, at least the closest Crebz has ever come to "funny", and major progress for someone who, not long ago, was little more than "i wish i were cr0m" combined with what seemed to be a wannabe Anonymous and a few pictures of Kurt Cobain.

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Hehe... you should change your name to Troll-Finder. It'd make a nice idiot / troll combo addition to the thread! :P

I just happen to have a relatively good memory for spammers, rule-breakers, and trolls at my disposal. And he's in it, with multiple references, including Kitty Krew membership (then again, even I hung out on the KK forums) and submitting two movies a day for about two months to reach the Top 10 Uploaders. Nothing too nasty though, except maybe a large number of Flash about Andrea364. I also happen to remember threads in which I posted rather often, like the one I linked. I'd actually tell FatKidWitAJetPack about this, but he left NG.

At 11/11/09 05:33 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I'm more interested in this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7661
At the very least, it's borderline racism coupled with a seemingly personal attack on Jamoke. Should this be flagged as unsuitable?

Nah, not unsuitable. Hilarious. And hey, Jamoke even admits he likes fried chicken. See, humor in racism is about context and content. It's a lighthearted jab at a user based on a racial stereotype, not some KKK rant about "LYNCH ALL N****RS!" or anything. Nobody's sending Jamoke out to pick cotton under the threat of a whip, nobody's burning a cross in his yard, nobody's even making him sit at the back of a bus, just having him eat some fried chicken.

Resubmitted.

Resubmit:

Sonic ATHO Darkness Prev., by shadowdemonh Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Obituary:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517681

At 11/11/09 10:23 PM, michelinman wrote:

Resubmit:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7692
Obituary:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7681

Looks like it was blammed again.

So last night Ralphie May did a comedy act at my college. I have to say that it was quite funny and wasn't like anything that you would have seen on comedy central or the last comic standing as he didn't have to go with his safe jokes. Actually, he had to be one of the dickish/dirtiest comedians I've ever seen and I quite enjoyed it. :)

The last guy was quite funny too though even though his jokes were all on the safe side. (I'm sure you've all heard of him, even though I forget his name and I'm too lazy to search it) He was the guy who made the evolution of dance youtube video.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

At 11/12/09 10:23 AM, Fro wrote: So last night Ralphie May did a comedy act at my college.

Ralphie May was funny even on Last Comic Standing. He deserved to win over Dat Phan, as hilarious as that name may be. I actually got a friend who reminds me of him.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

The best things in life are free

At 11/10/09 05:45 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You forgot to mention Byte's and Slash's(NSFW), Lizz.

No I did mention Bytes. However because Slash's isn't on the private forums, i didn't mention it because I don't read it.

At 11/12/09 11:49 AM, TheThing wrote: The best things in life are free

Oxygen FTW! :P

At 11/11/09 09:04 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Nah, not unsuitable. Hilarious. And hey, Jamoke even admits he likes fried chicken.

Meh, some people find the mere mention of black people + KFC / watermelons / laz0rz / whatever other retarded garbage is spewed out of 4chan offensive, regardless of context or humour. Then again, most of those are the types of people who spend their whole lives in protest of one petty infraction of dignity after another, and shouldn't really be listened to.

I think the review Jamoke left for that submission says it all. He even stole the icon! XD

At 11/12/09 11:49 AM, TheThing wrote: Ralphie May was funny even on Last Comic Standing. He deserved to win over Dat Phan, as hilarious as that name may be. I actually got a friend who reminds me of him.

Dude, no way. Dat Phan was hilarious. I loved the voice he made when he was making fun of his mom. DAT PHAN NO! Haha. I forget the name of that one guy on there that really made me laugh. He had cerebral palsy or something like that. He made jokes about how he couldn't control his arm. :P That guy was cool as hell.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

The best things in life are free

Except snowboarding. Resorts charge up the ass for you to do that. :/

At 11/12/09 12:01 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

I think the review Jamoke left for that submission says it all. He even stole the icon! XD

Nah, parlux stole the icon from Jamoke. :P Maybe we should flag him for that? Haha. That review is pretty much epic win though. I'm glad it's screenshotted and documented in the forums now. Can come back and grab it now if I need it. Haha.