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At 10/23/09 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:22 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/22/09 09:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P

Um....Coop. (See below)

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - that's what MMORPG stands for ;)

*Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

At 10/23/09 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - that's what MMORPG stands for ;)

Ha! That is so true! XD

I found some rules for that kind of thing. A shame that it was deleted off of Newgrounds during one of illwill's hissy fits.

Man....I should really follow them. I mean...The showing one is a bit much though! Hehe.

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote: *Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

Good to see you back Porkie. As always you crack the best jokes XD

At 10/23/09 01:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote: The showing one is a bit much though

ShowERing.

*Slaps self* WAKE UP GOD DAMNIT!

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote: *Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

Ahem...
*Shuffles REAL boobs*

(need I say more?)

Now you're just being a tease.

***Stolen Flash***

Paladin, by metalbird Type: Game Rating: Everyone

He clearly says "I didnt make this".

Therefore, in my eyes....It's stolen :)

At 10/23/09 02:37 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote: *Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

Ahem...
*Shuffles REAL boobs*

(need I say more?)

My stalker radar went off! I heard some Bytestalker I mean slinger, ByteSLINGER, shuffling going on so I just had to come see what it was about.
*puts down binoculars.*
I won't need these now! Ha haaaa!

Woah woah, what about these REAL boobs now!?

3

At 10/23/09 02:37 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote: *Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

Ahem...
*Shuffles REAL boobs*

(need I say more?)

Yes, actually.
Go on...

Sorry to see you go Slash. I know exactly what you're going through. It gets old and too time consuming after a while. Just don't forget about the place. I did and when I thought of it and came back, the only people that I ran into on here from the old days are Mal, alexsmolik, and Ozcar the one time he logged in. It's lame trying to get involved with the community again once you've been gone for so long.

On the plus side, I see lots of boobs in the thread. Boobs are good.

At 10/22/09 10:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Does that mean ol' EagulRawk can have his club back? :P

Oh, you're just a bundle of laughs, lol...

Seriously, I understand. The rulebreakers seem to have all fucked off for a long time now, and the few persistent ones have just faded into little more than background noise here. And without much to report here, the whole purpose of the club just isn't as entertaining as it is during summer holidays and such.

Good point. However, we have PIE. I mean, PIE.

Still, there's always more holidays round the corner, complete with stupid bored kids trying to troll NG. Just not right now, is all.

Maybe Slash will make a triumphant return at that point and we can do some old-fashioned B/P runs like we did in the past. Those were always fun. After all, we can't have one of the most prestigious Elite Guards ever not flexing his epeen out there on the Portal :-)

At 10/23/09 01:36 AM, byteslinger wrote: Wow. Slash, you can't be serious?! After all we've been through? Aw, come on, the EGB without SlashFirestorm is like Star Wars without Hans Solo! Look, take a little break, go get some fresh air - we'll put you on extended R & R and keep your seat warm until you get back, ok?

Hans Solo? Are you implying SlashFirestorm is a German version of Harrison Ford?

In other news, I finished Chapter 11 - Sacrifices on my fanfic. Go ahead and read it when you can. There's some excitement and a lot of character development - oh, and a hint as to what will happen in chapter 12.

Everyone that hasn't read this story yet needs to. Period. It's awesome.

As for PuddinN64's list, I have a list of faves especially for this time of year.

I think the part of I love about people's lists is that it shows their favorite genres quite blatantly. We know Byte is a huge horror fan while Cobra is a fan of the sci-fi action-adventure flicks. Myself? I'd say my faves are comedies. I'll toss in a few must-see comedies:

- Clerks
- Clerks II
- Basically any other film by Kevin Smith
- My Cousin Vinny
- My Blue Heaven
- Spaceballs
- Police Academy series

And if you like standup, here's a few recommendations:
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
- George Carlin

Enjoy!

At 10/23/09 02:37 PM, byteslinger wrote: Ahem...
*Shuffles REAL boobs*

(need I say more?)

I can see we are all about being the exemplary thread of couth conversations tonight. :-)

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 10/23/09 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:22 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/22/09 09:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P

Um....Coop. (See below)

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - that's what MMORPG stands for ;)

*Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

That reminds me of a webcomic about a dude who was changed into a "magical girl", talk about gender bender.

Well who said I didn't enjoy comedy flicks Eagle?

Spaceballs
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
50 First Dates
Click
Elf
Pretty much any movie with Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell. Or any movie with David Spade, he's a good actor.
Anything with Vince Vaughn or Robin Williams.

Eragon
LOTR (Yes, I like LOTR, so sue me. >_>)

At 10/23/09 12:43 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 10/23/09 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - that's what MMORPG stands for ;)

*Shuffles fake boobs*
Indeed...

You don't need fake boobs - man boobs in a bra should suffice :P

At 10/23/09 01:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/23/09 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote: I found some rules for that kind of thing. A shame that it was deleted off of Newgrounds during one of illwill's hissy fits.

Man....I should really follow them. I mean...The showering one is a bit much though! Hehe.

God, I love the internet. Keep the smells at bay :P

At 10/23/09 02:37 PM, byteslinger wrote: Ahem...
*Shuffles REAL boobs*

(need I say more?)

You needn't say anything, but pics would be nice, if you're offering :P

At 10/23/09 08:44 PM, michelinman wrote: On the plus side, I see lots of boobs in the thread. Boobs are good.

From the flash posted previously - "Boob of death!"

Man, that's a way to die happy :P

Dapper, reporting in, SIR! Requesting permission.

Wow, the enthusiasm I've seen recently ain't half bad.

But sorry DAPPER, you'll need 2500 B/P, the rank of Private and a Bronze whistle or better to join.

Incessant Imperfection, by Suffering Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

Take a look at the file size of this submission and then look at his other submissions., Here's what I'm wondering, WTF IS TOM SMOKING?!

At 10/24/09 03:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 5635
Take a look at the file size of this submission and then look at his other submissions., Here's what I'm wondering, WTF IS TOM SMOKING?!

You might want to know a little something about Suffering before you say shit. See, back in the day Suffering was 50vmp, one of the best Flash artists I've ever known. He made abcess, for crying out loud, and did work on things like Metal Gear Funnies. Then Wade locked him for unknown reasons. But though Tom won't unlock him, or maybe can't because he used the e-mail for another account, I don't know, at least Tom knows what Suffering can do, what he has done. Heck, Tom probably even likes some of the spam, strange as it may seem to people like us.

At 10/24/09 04:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: See, back in the day Suffering was 50vmp

I want to know why is exp rank is zero?!?

O.o

At 10/24/09 05:09 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/24/09 04:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: See, back in the day Suffering was 50vmp

I want to know why is exp rank is zero?!?

O.o

Holy shit! The fuck?

At 10/24/09 05:48 PM, michelinman wrote: Holy shit! The fuck?

I think its because Wade locked his account. Maybe when he locks the account the exp rank is set to zero automatically.

At 10/24/09 06:13 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Maybe when he locks the account the exp rank is set to zero automatically.

Yeah. It has to be e-mail validated to have EXP rank, and when it's locked the validation is gone. Hence, no EXP rank. Of course, that has some unfortunate implications for the former accounts of certain well-known NG trolls, for example for Protocol2319 aka Goldencat or for cr0m, where they were supposedly locked long ago but now the EXP rank is back. Were they unlocked by glitch?

I wonder why Wade locked 50vmp in the first place? Admittedly he was and is a spammer, but by the lock time he was far from publicly breaking any rules. Or was he sending the mods and admins massive numbers of PMs?

<== I has a stick. :D
Now for that rank up that's been taking me forever.

Also:

At 10/24/09 04:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: See, back in the day Suffering was 50vmp, one of the best Flash artists I've ever known.

Haha, I never would've guessed. Although, some of his stuff seemed a little too good to be from an ordinary spammer to me. Well, the more you know.

Heck, Tom probably even likes some of the spam, strange as it may seem to people like us.

There's a very good reason Tom put 'spam' as a specific genre, and I think the above has a lot to do with it.

Speaking of which, does anyone here have a 'favourite' spam flash? You know, the kind of shit that you know is utter garbage, but you still laugh at it? Mine would have to be this:

Newgrounds's History, by Hulalaoo Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

(Warning: ^^Ear rape alert!)
Don't know why I find it funny, but I do.

Hey guys, I just came back to Newgrounds for a while, not attempting to re-join, but stopping in to say hello. No time for posting as much as I used to, but there isn't much I can do about that until the end of this year. Hopefully everyone is doing alright here and life is going well.

On a more serious note, if you guys haven't checked out the flash portal, the Top 50 have been taken up by the clock crew and their mass voting. I suggest you vote them back down with all of your great voting powers, respectively of course. Some of them aren't that bad, however, they're ruining the positions of people who deserve those spots. Like I said, respectively (I don't want to get into any trouble because I don't mean mass downvote).

Anyways, see you all around. If it isn't a bother once in a while I was hoping to drop back in around here and say hello.

At 10/25/09 12:52 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: Someone stole our fucking flash.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 5768

No need to cry about it!

Lucky star hentai game, by cosinezama Type: Game Rating: Adults Only

Now, the real Japanese author's actual username was "cosine", which is part of the submitter's username. However I had this Flash, among others in the set, on my computer over a year ago. Also the icon and description point to it being the Miyuki in the series (though Miyuki is misspelled), however it's another character from the show (forget her name). I'm a bit suspicious of this one, maybe it's stolen though I can't find it on h-cosine.com which is supposedly the original source.

At 10/25/09 03:47 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: I have a list of pontential users that done this before.

PSPownsMeself
ANDREWC12
and MisterLevon

You know you could report it right? Assuming you're not a troll that is.

At 10/25/09 04:04 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:47 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: I have a list of pontential users that done this before.

PSPownsMeself
ANDREWC12
and MisterLevon

You know you could report it right? Assuming you're not a troll that is.

They aren't, I remember these people from the portal. As for the imposters, that goes without saying. By the way the way, you could have done more with that bunker level, AP.

Hello AnalPenguinFarming long time no see nice to here from you even if just to say hello. Well I did notice in the portal Lock Legion flashes something to do with Ban Day, but I don't agree that they are being mass voted I did not think there were that many. Most seemed to be of good quality. I love Locks because they are close to clocks. I clicked on that page and it came up with a printer page so be careful. 50vmp I recall he used to be on Rage's thread he did have some alts shame he got locked must have broke some rules to locked. Like another user called SirCannabisClock who i think is still locked since August 2008.

At 10/25/09 06:52 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello AnalPenguinFarming long time no see nice to here from you even if just to say hello. Well I did notice in the portal Lock Legion flashes something to do with Ban Day, but I don't agree that they are being mass voted I did not think there were that many. Most seemed to be of good quality. I love Locks because they are close to clocks. I clicked on that page and it came up with a printer page so be careful. 50vmp I recall he used to be on Rage's thread he did have some alts shame he got locked must have broke some rules to locked. Like another user called SirCannabisClock who i think is still locked since August 2008.

I thought that Ban Day wasn't too bad. Some of the flash were horrible quality, but others were real winners. I'd say the day was not horribly overdone with mass-voting. Either way, it's all good.

Well, I am typing up on a new laptop (the Acer Aspire One) which I'm using to see exactly how well a netbook performs with B/Ping. So far, so good. At least once you plop Linux on it. I might actually consider using this machine to type up my new story instead of the MacBook, but I'm still torn. I'm still working on it, so don't think I forgot it!