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We should all move in in one giant whatever and see who lasts the longest.

At 10/22/09 02:39 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: We should all move in in one giant whatever and see who lasts the longest.

Oh, yeah, I could see that now - it'll be like a reality show on MTV. We'll call it "House Of NewGrounds" - where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room, the house is wired for CAT6, with monster gamer PCs for everyone, there are 4 high-speed multiplexed lines to the Internet with an average speed of 100Mb/sec, and a giant kitchen stocked with pizza, soda,beer and Funyions. Sounds like Heaven, right?

Oh, but there's a catch...

No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Now, for most of you, this is business as usual for you at home. But just think of the hilarity when all of you are stuck together. Oh, it'll be fun in the beginning. But after a week, when everything reeks of sweat and old beer and ass, just how much are you gonna enjoy that place?

The incentive: The last one who stays wins $100,000. All the other losers get nothing.

Oh, and there will be cameras EVERYWHERE, running 24/7. So much for privacy.

Alright, who's in?

(And, NO, I won't be there. Someone has to run the cameras and edit the live footage!)

Hey, if you're gonna dream, might as well dream big, right?

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Well, thank god that I'm 26, otherwise after the first time I lift weights, I'm fucked.

As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P

At 10/22/09 02:32 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: MOVE YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!!!

I WILL BE DOING AS SOON AS I FINISH MY EDUMICATION.

HANG TIGHT FOR ABOUT....15 YEARS. KAY?

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: (And, NO, I won't be there. Someone has to run the cameras and edit the live footage!)

*Snaps fingers*

Fuck.

Hey, if you're gonna dream, might as well dream big, right?

That does sound like a freaking AWESOME idea. However, it would need nice to see who actually has the guts to stay and go.

It would be as funny as hell though. Nothing would get done though....Everyone would just be online gaming! XD

Wouldn't make a good TV show! :\

Plus us guys have....Needs. If you get where I am coming from. We can't do satisfy it with cameras everywhere PLUS having no females in the house :\

At 10/22/09 09:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P

Um....Coop. (See below)

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room

Sure if you want....We can go at it, but that's...A last resort kinda thing. XD

Anywho...I just got an Iphone. I'm like....Really happy....For once. Can anyone recommend me some apps for it?

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: We'll call it "House Of NewGrounds" - where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room,

DAMMIT!! I can't get in on this!? Fucksauce. >:(

No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Now, for most of you, this is business as usual for you at home. But just think of the hilarity when all of you are stuck together. Oh, it'll be fun in the beginning. But after a week, when everything reeks of sweat and old beer and ass, just how much are you gonna enjoy that place?

The incentive: The last one who stays wins $100,000. All the other losers get nothing.

I have almost no sense of smell. Bring it! :P

Oh, and there will be cameras EVERYWHERE, running 24/7. So much for privacy.

Cameras? Hah! I live in England, there's like one camera for every three people here anyway! Fuck privacy!

...... Is it a bad sign that I actually want to do this?

Well, we would need 2 separate houses - one for the under-21 group, and the other for 21 and older. I really don't want to deal with any latent pedophilia issues. So, kiddies stay with kiddies, and adults with adults.

As for your "needs" - well, that's part of the challenge. Do you suppress them, try to hide what you're doing, or just say "who the fuck cares-it's worth the money!" and do it on camera anyway? (which would probably spin off a few new DVD videos, like "Geeks Gone Wild" and "Fwappin' to My Dell")

Since some of you seem to have expanded your sexual horizons beyond heterosexuality, that could also prove to create a few interesting sub-plots hehehehe...

I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Any takers?

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

So now I'm being given a good chance to winn $100,000 for just sitting around my own house? SOLD!

BTW, how many 21-and-over's do we actually have in the EGB. All I can think of is myself, Eaglerock, Coop, and Byte.

Also; how many people noticed that this thread has gone past 500,000 views? :D

At 10/22/09 12:59 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Sounds like a deal, but I'm not paying for my ticket over seas. :( As long as that is in the deal then I'm all for it. :)

BTW, how many 21-and-over's do we actually have in the EGB. All I can think of is myself, Eaglerock, Coop, and Byte.

I can think of a few off of the top of my head...

Myself, phantomlassuk, and Idiot-Finder.

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

At 10/22/09 04:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

Well, maybe we'll have 4 houses - two in the states, two in the UK. This way, no one needs to fly overseas (unless they want to)

In that case, yes, SlntCobra1, you can host the under-21 house in the fine state of North Carolina. Just don't let the local good-old-boys get wind of it, ok? Or that will be a whole different video! (anyone remember 'Deliverance'?)

As for bathroom hygiene - yes, you can all piss, poop, wipe and wash your hands. Porta-potties will be located in the basement. Oh, and they WILL get ripe after a few weeks of not being emptied - just like you guys!

Can you guys work with that?

At 10/22/09 04:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey, how come he gets it?

Pffffttttt, cause I'm awesome that's why. Plus, cause I'm one of the younger ones, I will just let you guys do whatever the hell you like.

Yo Byte....Distract my mother will you? I'm sure she wont like a bunch of teenagers not washing/spending weeks in her house! Haha.

If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

Its $100,000 :)

Which roughly converts into a nice big £60,140 and 4 pence pile of my countries finest Great British pounds.

I'm in :)

At 10/22/09 04:13 PM, byteslinger wrote: Can you guys work with that?

*Salutes*

Yes ma'am.

Question: Will the money be cash or cheque? I don't accept nothing lower than cash! Hehehehe.

While you guys are busy sweating it out, byte and I will be "checking" the "video footage."

Footage indeed.

At 10/22/09 04:13 PM, byteslinger wrote: In that case, yes, SlntCobra1, you can host the under-21 house in the fine state of North Carolina. Just don't let the local good-old-boys get wind of it, ok? Or that will be a whole different video! (anyone remember 'Deliverance'?)

Never seen "Deliverance." What do you mean good-old-boys? I'm a country boy myself.

As for bathroom hygiene - yes, you can all piss, poop, wipe and wash your hands. Porta-potties will be located in the basement. Oh, and they WILL get ripe after a few weeks of not being emptied - just like you guys!

Geez, wtf are you doing putting us back in the 1700s?!

Can you guys work with that?

I could if you would BOOST THE PRIZE MONEY!!!

At 10/22/09 04:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

Woah woah woah woah, did I miss something? Since when did I resign from the EGB? Sure I've been inactive and only contribute when I feel there is something worth contributing to, but I'm still around dammit. Show me where you viewed that I resigned.

I turn 21 in February, otherwise I'd be arguing for the house leader slot too. Haha. I'm sure the over 21 house will consist of lots of booze, deep discussions that amount to nothing, and COD.

Woah woah woah woah, did I miss something? Since when did I resign from the EGB? Sure I've been inactive and only contribute when I feel there is something worth contributing to, but I'm still around dammit. Show me where you viewed that I resigned.

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I think there was a failure to communicate somewhere along the rollcall.
I stated that I intended to contribute once something comes up that catches my interest, not that I wasn't interested in the club.

Slash, when you make the next update, could you add me back on the roster? I realize I haven't been very active due to school, friends, unexpected events, and soon to be my job, but I check in every now and then to see if I have anything to contribute to this place.

At 10/22/09 05:30 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Slash, when you make the next update, could you add me back on the roster? I realize I haven't been very active due to school, friends, unexpected events, and soon to be my job, but I check in every now and then to see if I have anything to contribute to this place.

Lizzardis and Ismael92 handle the updates, so yeah, whoever's doing the next roster will add you back on.

In other news...well, I have a feeling I'm not going to be around the EGB much longer. My interest in NG is at an all-time low...not because of anything knocking it down, but mainly because I don't really feel any incentive at all to be active. Hell, I even missed another deposit a couple days back because I completely forgot about the site. Should I decide to resign (or, at the very least, relinquish my power and become a quasi-active normal guy), I'll let y'all know. I'm still keeping an eye on this place.

Aww, cheer up man. We all lose interest in NG every now and again, but usually it comes back around within a week or so because all our friends are here. Or are on AIM/Yahoo/Windows Live/MSN/facebook/etc. I ain't letting you resign. You're one of the coolest guys I've met on NG.

Friends:

Krev
Lizz
You(Slash)
Porkchop
Michelinman
Eagle
Byte
Fro
Insanimation
Ismael
PuddinN64

I'm indifferent to the mods, both review and BBS. Though if I had to choose, I guess I'd pick Mal, Poozy, and Jamoke. I chat with them the most on AIM.

At 10/22/09 05:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Lizzardis and Ismael92 handle the updates, so yeah, whoever's doing the next roster will add you back on.

He has been added, because of the last one however....He will be classed as *NEW* since its a pain in the backside totalling it all up again!

In other news...well, I have a feeling I'm not going to be around the EGB much longer.

Oh my.

I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way Slash. Its unfortunate that you are feeling this way, but i guess these things happen.

I shouldn't suspect that this will effect the EGB in terms of stability. Of course we are saddened, but we are a strong bunch and users. You take time off NG if you need it.

At 10/22/09 05:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

In other news...well, I have a feeling I'm not going to be around the EGB much longer. My interest in NG is at an all-time low...not because of anything knocking it down, but mainly because I don't really feel any incentive at all to be active.

We know how you feel. Losing interest from time to time, or even permanently, is a natural thing.

Should I decide to resign (or, at the very least, relinquish my power and become a quasi-active normal guy), I'll let y'all know. I'm still keeping an eye on this place.

Whether you stay or not, you'll always be one of our friends. Keep in touch and keep us updated, I know you will.

In other news, any notice that NG doesn't like proper spacing between sentences in your news posts? Rather odd, wouldn't you say guys? I just tried fixing my most recent chapter of my fic, and when I had finished properly spacing the sentences, and saved it, it still went back to single space between each sentence. Really, really, weird.

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote:

At 10/22/09 02:39 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: We should all move in in one giant whatever and see who lasts the longest.

Oh, yeah, I could see that now - it'll be like a reality show on MTV.

Absolutely no privacy? I though the whole point of those awesome computers was to spam them up from too much porn.

At 10/22/09 04:13 PM, byteslinger wrote: As for bathroom hygiene - yes, you can all piss, poop, wipe and wash your hands. Porta-potties will be located in the basement. Oh, and they WILL get ripe after a few weeks of not being emptied - just like you guys!

Can you guys work with that?

Whoa, wait. There's no working bathrooms? Well, I guess I could live with it if it was in the basement. Just close the door and put a lot of baking soda around.

But after a while, you'll get used to the smells. Every once in a while you'll have to change up the rules and/or created some kind of elimination to help bring the game to the end.

At 10/22/09 07:55 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: In other news, any notice that NG doesn't like proper spacing between sentences in your news posts? Rather odd, wouldn't you say guys? I just tried fixing my most recent chapter of my fic, and when I had finished properly spacing the sentences, and saved it, it still went back to single space between each sentence. Really, really, weird.

I think it also adds a line in between paragraphs for you. I'm not 100% on that, since I usually do it myself, but I remember something like that happening after I made a news post.

At 10/22/09 05:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In other news...well, I have a feeling I'm not going to be around the EGB much longer. My interest in NG is at an all-time low...not because of anything knocking it down, but mainly because I don't really feel any incentive at all to be active. Hell, I even missed another deposit a couple days back because I completely forgot about the site. Should I decide to resign (or, at the very least, relinquish my power and become a quasi-active normal guy), I'll let y'all know. I'm still keeping an eye on this place.

Sorry to hear that, buddy! Well, you know I'm always on AIM if you want to talk about stuff, but I can definitely say I've been in your position before. As a matter of fact, the roles were swapped. It's hard when you just don't have that drive to go on NG and keep going, especially when the Barracks is involved. At no point was I ever uninterested in the EGB, but when the Internet directs you elsewhere (read: MMORPG's) or life just takes over (e.g. actually gaining one), you just can't keep going.

I can say one thing for sure: the EGB will still be here whether or not you choose/are able to participate, so you sure don't need to feel like you're letting anyone down. However, I can also say that we'll be quite sad if you do leave and you will have many friends here that will miss you. That said, however, you need to do what you need to do. I don't think anyone would want you to force yourself to post here or do whatever, or worse, have it affect your life adversely. So do what you must, and know that I (and I am sure the rest here) will support whatever you choose.

At 10/22/09 06:07 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Aww, cheer up man. We all lose interest in NG every now and again, but usually it comes back around within a week or so because all our friends are here. Or are on AIM/Yahoo/Windows Live/MSN/facebook/etc. I ain't letting you resign. You're one of the coolest guys I've met on NG.

Forceful, aren't ya. He sure is awesome, and if there's one thing I learned, getting older and the passing of time hasn't seemed to quell my interest in this place. I'm sure even if he chooses to be inactive for a while...he'll be back. He sure as hell better be back. :-)

Friends:

Hey, I made the list! Awesome!

At 10/22/09 06:10 PM, Lizzardis wrote: He has been added, because of the last one however....He will be classed as *NEW* since its a pain in the backside totalling it all up again!

The small price of inactivity...

I shouldn't suspect that this will effect the EGB in terms of stability. Of course we are saddened, but we are a strong bunch and users. You take time off NG if you need it.

The EGB ain't goin' nowhere if I have anything to do about it. :-) But we do have a full roster of capable members that will always be here to rise to the occasion. :-)

Anyway, my only hope is Slash gets some time to read my story, as I'd like for him to see me memorialize him in the story. :-) That being said, I AM still working on the sequel, so don't lose hope on that one just yet. Once I hit a groove in this story it'll be flowing fast and furious. I have so many ideas but am having trouble getting them out in words right now...

At 10/22/09 05:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In other news...well, I have a feeling I'm not going to be around the EGB much longer. My interest in NG is at an all-time low...not because of anything knocking it down, but mainly because I don't really feel any incentive at all to be active.

Does that mean ol' EagulRawk can have his club back? :P

Seriously, I understand. The rulebreakers seem to have all fucked off for a long time now, and the few persistent ones have just faded into little more than background noise here. And without much to report here, the whole purpose of the club just isn't as entertaining as it is during summer holidays and such.

Still, there's always more holidays round the corner, complete with stupid bored kids trying to troll NG. Just not right now, is all.

At 10/22/09 06:07 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

Friends:

PuddinN64

Aw, thanks. I appreciate that.

Also, I got Netflix for my birthday guys. ANy reccomendations for what movies I should add to my queue?

Watchmen
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
Any and all RAMBO movies
Demolition Man
TERMINATOR
T-2
T-3: RISE OF THE MACHINES

How about that for a good starting library?

Wow. Slash, you can't be serious?! After all we've been through? Aw, come on, the EGB without SlashFirestorm is like Star Wars without Hans Solo! Look, take a little break, go get some fresh air - we'll put you on extended R & R and keep your seat warm until you get back, ok?

In other news, I finished Chapter 11 - Sacrifices on my fanfic. Go ahead and read it when you can. There's some excitement and a lot of character development - oh, and a hint as to what will happen in chapter 12.

As for PuddinN64's list, I have a list of faves especially for this time of year. Some of them are oldies, but they'll all good for a scare or two:

Hellbound
Hellbound II: Hellraiser
A Nightmare on Elm Street (just the first one - the rest were garbage)
Any of the "Saw" movies
13 Ghosts
The Blair Witch Project (yes, it's low-tech. But watch it in the dark, by yourself - you'll see!)
Any of the "Underworld" movies
The House of Wax (either the old,old one from Vincent Price, or the recent one a few years ago)
Alien (The first one is a horror movie. The rest are just beggars for more money)
The Exorcist

There are others, for sure. Anyways, hope you had a great birthday!

*Salutes*

I'm so sorry you feel like that SlashFirestorm I have really missed you on here as we all have. But maybe just take a break but lurk. its sad but I guess it happens sometimes you have been so active this year ,and done a brilliant job just as well as EagleRock you all Rock! But I don't want you to resign but again its your decision. Well this Newgrounds show sounds cool but a bit smelly but I like the idea of winning $100,000. Sounds like a cool idea maybe. With spammers they have been less active but I have noticed that fake people claiming to be the real author twice now.

At 10/22/09 11:22 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/22/09 09:44 AM, Coop83 wrote: As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P

Um....Coop. (See below)

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - that's what MMORPG stands for ;)

At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room

Sure if you want....We can go at it, but that's...A last resort kinda thing. XD

I found some rules for that kind of thing. A shame that it was deleted off of Newgrounds during one of illwill's hissy fits.