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At 8/27/09 07:48 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: so Chris Beer been up to old tricks has he may he is Betty alt.

Nah, I've talked to betty (Usernamed). He's a Hell of a lot cooler than Chris. Back in the day, Usernamed would go to a userpage and post one comment, usually something like "FUCK YOU BITCHES" or whatever, and people would freak out over that single line. If that was all Beer did, he'd be just a minor annoyance, maybe even funny to other users that are generally considered annoyances. As of now, any and all word I get, even from spammers, is anti-Beer. That's right, even the other spammers think he sucks. And I can see why too: he's ruined what little was left of spam. When the [FF], and even more the [OO], were deleted, Beer and everyone else involved in his shit were to blame. Of course, none of his crap wasn't done by cr0m or someone first, except the "hacking mods" thing (I think, though I wouldn't put it past Goldencat).

Well I reported loads of possible stolen flashes its a pain when they pass.

Ugh, yeah. Especially when it's so obvious that they are stolen that even an idiot can tell. I haven't flagged anything in a while, I never get on and see any and I'm always too late for the ones in here, but when I do get in, I flag. What ever happened to being a well-rounded user? Or are the kids now running rampant in the Portal just too stupid to figure out the Whistle?

Anyone ever heard of 3do? I have this thing for looking for old consoles.

Oh, yes. Back in the old days, before I first took the name "Soulmaster", I knew so much more about the old systems... Another knowledge that was allowed to lapse between 2005 and 2007. Was it the 3do which had porn games like "Men in Ties", or is that some other near-forgotten system that I'm forgetting? 2004, when I knew these things, now seems so long ago.


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Well, I try to be a well-rounded user. I flag abusive reviews after I find them and share them with others via AIM and if I'm not sure but I think they could be abusive, I always ask before I flag. I also report the stolen/malicious/unsuitable/etc. flashes and blow my whistle on them when need be.

But as far as the general user is concerned, the well-rounded user has gone by the wayside. Thus leaving nothing but idiots.

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****SUSPECTED STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Evidence:

There is no link on the userpage to the site that is mentioned in the author comments.

That strike anyone else as suspicious?

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At 8/27/09 08:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****SUSPECTED STOLEN FLASH ALERT****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9650
Evidence:

There is no link on the userpage to the site that is mentioned in the author comments.

That strike anyone else as suspicious?

Click on about, and it's on there as the website in the author comments. www.spacebomber.com. Plust it's stayed on this long without getting swapped out or anything, so I call legit, unless he had a tlydd.com email address or something.


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This one is iffy. It's just a playlist of songs from the new dope cd, with a link to a .torrent to download it. I flagged it as unsuitable since it looks too much like audio theft. Do as you please.


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At 8/28/09 09:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9765
What the hell is this?

Well that's the barney bunch idiot-finder. :) Your name describes you pretty well for this flash. Don't watch any of it for too long or your blood will start squirting out your eyes.


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There's a nice post in the EGB forums for you.
I'd say it's in the secure section, but since Fro is DD/EGB, can't really call it secure anymore, now can we?


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At 8/28/09 11:25 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: There's a nice post in the EGB forums for you.
I'd say it's in the secure section, but since Fro is DD/EGB, can't really call it secure anymore, now can we?

Wait, what? I'm not really following what's going on here, so if you could, Pm me the details, or reach me on AIM when you get a free chance. Kthnxbai

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So I finally had enough time to stop playing Batman: Arkham Asylum (fuck you, Riddler and impossible to get riddles unless I've upgraded the right weapon) to watch Tarboy. And might I say, I was quite impressed. At how underwhelming it was.

Yes, it was a very good flash; great effects, nice use of digital, and a storyline that I loved. The musical was adequate in general, but since it was custom made for a flash rather than just stolen from some feature length movie, it was excellent and fit perfectly with the movie. But there were a lot more flaws that detract from it.

Outside of the digital and special effects, the art style, to put it nicely, was modern and very very stylistic. In otherwise, I've seen a lot of flashes with the same style of drawing and animation, and they all were drawn a little better than this. Sure, Grandpa, grandson and killer robot look good, but the rest could have been drawn by any other decent flash artist on NG.

Also, the sound effects aren't always there when I expected them to be. When Tarboy was chasing the dude into the building, there should have been footsteps or squishy sounds when the music stopped. Or when Tarboy was getting melted, there could have been a thousand screams of the dead robots. It may sound like nit-picking tiny things, but it's those tiny things that are noticed.

And the length. I understand for Newgrounds that they wanted to keep it under 10 MB and save some for the sequel, but it felt way too short. Throw in that cut elevator scene. Have a little more of a fight to get in or search to find the asshole that led him to the trap. It just felt like there could have been more.

Overall, it was a great flash with a great story, but it shouldn't be at the top of anyone's list.


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Anyone else ever notice how everyone has their own term for NG users? Is there an actual official term for us or what?

So far I've seen:

NewGroundians
NewGrounders
NGers

Anyone got any input?

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Idiot-buster, I conned the guys into making you a sig in the sig thread. Can i have a sandwich now?


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At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyone got any input?

Users?

Since really if you use the term "users" on NG you are usually referring to Newgrounds users...

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At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyone else ever notice how everyone has their own term for NG users? Is there an actual official term for us or what?

Don't know about official, but I personally use either Newgrounders or NGers depending on how much of a hurry I'm in. I'm sure if you looked through some of Tom's posts he uses a mixture of the two from time to time, so I'd take that as official enough

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Ever since I saw the username Newgrundling, I like it as a sort of Norse-reminiscent term.
We're all Newgrundlings!
or Newgroundlings, but grundlings sounds neater.

newgroundlets are the level 1-6 users.

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At 8/29/09 05:31 PM, perfect-insanity wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyone else ever notice how everyone has their own term for NG users? Is there an actual official term for us or what?
Don't know about official, but I personally use either Newgrounders or NGers depending on how much of a hurry I'm in. I'm sure if you looked through some of Tom's posts he uses a mixture of the two from time to time, so I'd take that as official enough

Yeah I've read somewhere on this site, that originally, the term was NGer, but it inevitably spawned racial slurs, so he extended it to "Newgrounders," as the term we all know and love today. And, because of the racial confusion, the actual slur, and the forms of it, have been banned from the system.

I'm guessing that SlntCobra saw the term, "Newgroundian" from Leffler's page, where even he questions its use. Luckily, he's helped out in the proper term by Jakbaronking.

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At 8/29/09 07:47 PM, SupraAddict wrote: And, because of the racial confusion, the actual slur, and the forms of it, have been banned from the system.

Hmm, I always heard that it was Tom and Wade trying to hide from Al Sharpton. Of course, the source was a spammer who was angry at the Fulps for selling out or something, but since I had heard no other possible explanation, I just kinda thought that was why.


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I have seen on the forums the term you used for us users, I would use Newgrounders but the short version is quicker to put down. But I guess it could be seen as racist. I like Newgrounders the best the one Newgroundians is quirky. I have seen some topics about it. Well I got a PM from Tom Fulp himself about many flashes I reported as stolen, and now they have been removed cool! I sent the PM on Thursday and got it today. SoulMaster71 you almost got the 3do game name right its called Plumbers Don't wear ties I have seen it on YouTube, and it looks like the worst game ever made.

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At 8/29/09 10:05 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: SoulMaster71 you almost got the 3do game name right its called Plumbers Don't wear ties

Ah, yes. Like I said, I've forgotten so much over the years. Around 2004, I would have been able to remember the exact name, and probably the release year too.

I have seen it on YouTube, and it looks like the worst game ever made.

A commercial porn game, from back when game graphics looked like shit? Yeah, not exactly going to be Ocarina of Time.

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Has the RetroJunk watermark in the corner, and even that is from Nickelodeon back when it was good. Just a bit doctored. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to seek out Poopdick for my daily dose of childhood memories.


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At 8/29/09 04:57 PM, michelinman wrote: Idiot-buster, I conned the guys into making you a sig in the sig thread. Can i have a sandwich now?

Hey thanks for doing that, if i have a better idea for making this sig better i will pm you for it since now i know you make sigs and the like.

You can have any type of sandwich you like for doing that @;-}>

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Sorry guys for not posting for a long time but I've been extremely busy with university classes...next week are mid-terms.
I recently uploaded my latest game and wondered what the good fellows at the Barrack would think of it.
Here it is:

P.S. Switched back from Linux to my Windows PC because the support for Flash is rudimentary at the Linux side...I was testing Linux and that is another reason for my absence from Newgrounds


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Author's comments: "I don't make flash, I just find the gud ones and post them here. This one I got from miniclip.com"

Douche.

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Hey guys, keep your eyes open for shit like this. I just got this nice little pm. FAIL PHISH IS FAIL. I thought it was legit for like a half a second and then i was like OIC wut u did thar.

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At 8/30/09 11:13 AM, michelinman wrote: Hey guys, keep your eyes open for shit like this. I just got this nice little pm. FAIL PHISH IS FAIL. I thought it was legit for like a half a second and then i was like OIC wut u did thar.

We should really inform someone about these phishing attempts. Even if they are stupid, someone may fall for it. Or at least it would be good to make a thread in the General forum.


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At 8/30/09 11:37 AM, Ismael92 wrote: We should really inform someone about these phishing attempts. Even if they are stupid, someone may fall for it. Or at least it would be good to make a thread in the General forum.

Don't you worry ismael, General is ALL over this shit. Haha. There's about 3 threads going on right now about him.


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Thankfully this is one of those "you kinda deserve it if you're stupid enough to fall for it" things. Minimal threat, and no threat to anyone with even the faintest knowledge of internets.

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At 8/30/09 08:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9924
Author's comments: "I don't make flash, I just find the gud ones and post them here. This one I got from miniclip.com"

Douche.

roflmao, what a fucking moron. Can someone say ACCOUNT DELETION?! LMAO!! Who the fuck is dumb enough to pull this kind of moronic shit? What a loser.

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