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At 8/10/09 05:59 PM, A-Wahl wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6905
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Thanks for the head up.

Slow day today, eh?

Haha, a VERY slow day.

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At 8/10/09 06:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/10/09 05:59 PM, A-Wahl wrote: Slow day today, eh?
Haha, a VERY slow day.

VERY VERY SLOW...
damn... i'm 90 points away from EGSC... but the day doesn't help at all
and i really want to get it before Clock day

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At 8/10/09 06:23 PM, aldlv wrote: damn... i'm 90 points away from EGSC... but the day doesn't help at all
and i really want to get it before Clock day

I bet things start to pick up before Clock day, so I'm sure that you will get EGSC before Clock day!

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Oh dear he is making crappy flashes again he never learns does he. I see that BB got deleted if you check Underdog Of The Week is gone I guess it was stolen. Well remember the user cyberen? well it seems he been charged for murder http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 932. Shocking I could not get the link to work though. Well I have gotten another XBox 360 the premium one I think its white, but I have only got a 20 gig hard drive. Smaller then what it should be I found more games for this system then on ps3. Still I wont give my verdict till I've have had it for a while!

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At 8/10/09 06:43 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/10/09 06:23 PM, aldlv wrote: damn... i'm 90 points away from EGSC... but the day doesn't help at all
and i really want to get it before Clock day

Good luck... at one time i was thousands of points ahead of you. Now you are at 29,910 b/p points, me i just passed 26,000. I just don't have the urge to do it anymore, i just really got the urge to post again so it may be some time before i get over 100 a week again. Maby clock day will help me thid week.

I bet things start to pick up before Clock day, so I'm sure that you will get EGSC before Clock day!

Usually the day before clock day is more populus then other days and will really pick up the pace right around 11:00 and take off by midnight.

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At 8/10/09 10:14 PM, idiot-buster wrote: I just don't have the urge to do it anymore, i just really got the urge to post again so it may be some time before i get over 100 a week again. Maby clock day will help me thid week.

That tends to happen to me with posting. Some days I just can't be bothered and I'm a complete twat in my posts, yet other days I can be bothered and I'm a really nice person to talk to.

I'm sure we all get that from time to time, and I bet it lasts longer for other people too.

Usually the day before clock day is more populus then other days and will really pick up the pace right around 11:00 and take off by midnight.

I hope it picks up :P

Man Clock day is going to be so awesome. So when are the busiest times of Clock Day? I know that the majority of users on this site are from America, therefore I'm guessing the busiest time will be around 12pm to around 5?

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Keep your eyes peeled on this flash. Its from Genderless-Hooker again...I'm just telling you to be careful that's all.

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Number of submissions submitted to the portal yesterday: 115
Number of submissions up for judgment in the last hour: 6

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At 8/11/09 11:32 AM, A-Wahl wrote: Number of submissions submitted to the portal yesterday: 115
Number of submissions up for judgment in the last hour: 6

Looks like weere innn foorrrrrr aaaaaa vveeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy ssslllloooooooooww ddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Yeah, I noticed that too - either there's a glitch in the submission portal, or all the kids took lunch break at the same time...

Or maybe everyone is saving up for Saturday? You know, like when then tide goes out fast just before a tsunami hits?

Keep a weather-eye out on the horizon - might be a storm brewin' soon...
(and yes, I just channeled my inner buccaneer!)

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At 8/11/09 12:13 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yeah, I noticed that too - either there's a glitch in the submission portal, or all the kids took lunch break at the same time...

Maybe both?

Or maybe everyone is saving up for Saturday? You know, like when then tide goes out fast just before a tsunami hits?

I'm thinking that. Maybe its a good sign that people are working hard on making good submissions that they have no time to submit/vote on other submissions.

Keep a weather-eye out on the horizon - might be a storm brewin' soon...
(and yes, I just channeled my inner buccaneer!)

As long as there is no mention of a poop deck, I shall hold myself.

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At 8/11/09 08:53 AM, Lizzardis wrote: That tends to happen to me with posting. Some days I just can't be bothered and I'm a complete twat in my posts, yet other days I can be bothered and I'm a really nice person to talk to.

It's just been lasting so long....since my return around june. Even before that going back to april is when i really slowed down alot. When i don't feel like posting i just don't post....well i will make a LUL list and don't comment or reply to anyone else.


Man Clock day is going to be so awesome. So when are the busiest times of Clock Day? I know that the majority of users on this site are from America, therefore I'm guessing the busiest time will be around 12pm to around 5?

Really it takes off at 12:00 midnight and the portal in inundated with 70+ under judgement submission at once...well thats what happend the last 2 years. It will stay like that for most of the night, then it will pick up again during the day; all day long.

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At 8/11/09 01:01 PM, idiot-buster wrote: It's just been lasting so long....since my return around june. Even before that going back to april is when i really slowed down alot. When i don't feel like posting i just don't post....well i will make a LUL list and don't comment or reply to anyone else.

You will get the urge back. Like now, me and you are having a conversation about your posting habits and clock day. At least your posting about something and actually having a conversation.

You just need something interesting to pop up and make you post. Such as clock day. :)

It will stay like that for most of the night, then it will pick up again during the day; all day long.

Sounds good to me. Just a question, apart from lock day, are there any more days that are as hectic as Clock day?

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At 8/10/09 09:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: . Well remember the user cyberen? well it seems he been charged for murder http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 932. Shocking I could not get the link to work though.

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

*sneezes*total bullshit*sneezes*

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At 8/11/09 03:31 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I CALL BULL-A-SHIT!

Was all that really necessary? I mean jeez dude. It may be total bullshit but you don't have to be an ass like that.

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At 8/11/09 03:46 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/11/09 03:31 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I CALL BULL-A-SHIT!
Was all that really necessary? I mean jeez dude. It may be total bullshit but you don't have to be an ass like that.

Over reaction much? :P

At 8/11/09 03:40 PM, dirtymonkey wrote: can i join lol's

Eh, probably not. Go get yerself some stats, and come back later.

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Thanks for backing me up A-Wahl.

Careful, it has script which causes Flash Player 10 to run slowly.

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At 8/11/09 01:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote: You will get the urge back. Like now, me and you are having a conversation about your posting habits and clock day. At least your posting about something and actually having a conversation.

The urge to post is there most days for me... it's more of the "i have better things to do then this" attitude then anything else. Real life just is making it's self more prominent and newgrounds is not. You would not even know what being active is unless you saw me about a year ago....i was decimating everyone in b/p points from the rank 300-200. Well i had a few weeks on the 75+ a day list. Some weeks would be well in the high 80's.

I could never have the time for that now. Your like a posting machine, 4,400+ posts and your only a 08' user. It took me alot longer to get a post count such as yours.

You just need something interesting to pop up and make you post. Such as clock day. :)

Yes this is true, there has been nothing that good to say or post in the past few days here. I have been watching, just not posting.

Sounds good to me. Just a question, apart from lock day, are there any more days that are as hectic as Clock day?

Well it's hard to say. Clock day 08' had 1,334 submissions, clock day 07' had 1,700+ submissions.[LL] day had gotten out of hand a few times. Madness day only has about 200 or so submissions, Daily day used to be pretty big; i don't know if the SS still does that. Your answer would be no.

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At 8/11/09 04:00 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Real life just is making it's self more prominent and newgrounds is not. You would not even know what being active is unless you saw me about a year ago....i was decimating everyone in b/p points from the rank 300-200. Well i had a few weeks on the 75+ a day list. Some weeks would be well in the high 80's.

Yeah I hear you. That's how I am now, getting around 60 - 80 a day wasting my time here on NG while posting about incoherent crap in General and having an amusing and actually intellectual conversation here in the C & C section.

I could never have the time for that now. Your like a posting machine, 4,400+ posts and your only a 08' user. It took me alot longer to get a post count such as yours.

Heh. I'm proud of my post count, yet if you think I'm a machine...Have you seen Twlight 0.o...Man...Just...Man.

Yes this is true, there has been nothing that good to say or post in the past few days here. I have been watching, just not posting.

Where as I'm a kid, I can make a conversation about anything or just not make any sense at all. :)

Your answer would be no.

Wow, those stats are pretty high for one day! And out of those 1,700+ I'm guessing only around 50 of those were blammed huh? Haha.

I suppose I shall just have to wait and see about what Clock day and various other holiday's bring. :)

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At 8/11/09 03:52 PM, A-Wahl wrote:
At 8/11/09 03:40 PM, dirtymonkey wrote: can i join lol's
Eh, probably not. Go get yerself some stats, and come back later.

The reason why you can't join is because currently you do not meet the requirements. These are the minimum requirements for membership:

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.

You can find more information about the EGB recruitment guidelines here. You may also want to read the Barracks FAQ.

Feel free to apply in the future once you meet the requirements. Meanwhile, you may want to consider joining the NGPD when you reach the Security Guard badge (400-499 B/P).
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We should always give somewhat of an in-depth explanation when someone applies to join. Giving a short response may give others a bad impression about us, and it may also scare newer people who were considering joining. As always, it's better to elaborate, being specific, and of course, it's good being kind too :)


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At 8/11/09 04:28 PM, Ismael92 wrote: We should always give somewhat of an in-depth explanation when someone applies to join. Giving a short response may give others a bad impression about us, and it may also scare newer people who were considering joining. As always, it's better to elaborate, being specific, and of course, it's good being kind too :)

Okay. :D

I figured he probably wasn't serious seeing as he's and '01 user and all... and also the"lols" that he included in his post. I'll be nicer next time!

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At 8/11/09 04:00 PM, idiot-buster wrote: The urge to post is there most days for me... it's more of the "i have better things to do then this" attitude then anything else. Real life just is making it's self more prominent and newgrounds is not. : I could never have the time for that now.

Ugh, boy do I know that feeling, thus explains my pretty much weekly low B/P points. I'm hoping I can at least achieve the Sergeant rank before classes start next monday. And once they start, I'm only gonna probably have time to deposit check the threads, check my email, and post here and there, but not as often as I have been. So I'm not going inactive, I'm just going to be back in school.

Your like a posting machine, 4,400+ posts and your only a 08' user. It took me a lot longer to get a post count such as yours.

Tell me about it. @_@ For those who don't know, I had back surgery the summer before I signed up. The upper part of my spine was bent 80 degrees to the right, way beyond a back splint, cast, etc. I had to go right under the blade. And I'm sure I've told many of you, that I'm really an 01 user, I've known about NG for a long ass time. I even had an account but I think it either got delete due to inactivity or something like that. So yea, I'm working my up the proverbial post count ladder.

Speaking of post count, I've seen the sig that says, "THE MORE POSTS YOU HAVE, THE BIGGER YOUR E-PENIS IS." and I was wondering, how many posts equals one inch?

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***STOLEN FLASH***

ORIGINAL:
http://www.i-sun.info/modules/games/blan k.php?cat=5&id=5

STOLEN:

This game is years old. I used to play it back in 7th grade.

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At 8/11/09 05:45 PM, Lizzardis wrote: ***STOLEN FLASH***

Actually, it's stolen from here:
http://www.freeonlinegames.com/racing-ga mes/planet-racer.html

There's a link to that website in the Flash.


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At 8/11/09 06:04 PM, Ismael92 wrote: There's a link to that website in the Flash.

They both think to the same game either way. I was going to link to that one, but the game on that website didn't work for me, so I looked elsewhere.

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At 8/11/09 06:32 PM, idiot-buster wrote: This was blammed earlier today....

Actually....The blammed on was much different than this one. So I'm not going to flag it.

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At 8/11/09 04:53 PM, A-Wahl wrote: I figured he probably wasn't serious seeing as he's and '01 user and all... and also the"lols" that he included in his post. I'll be nicer next time!

Sure, no problem ;)

It's the same as when people trying to sell a product will always be kind with their customers, whether they are serious or not about buying something. If you enter a store, and see the store clerk being rude with someone in the store: even if you don't completely know what's going on, you will prefer going to another place next time you need to buy something. Or at least I would.

It's the same as when someone comes in and sees a reply like that. They may not know whats going on or whether the person who asked to join was being serious or not, but they will probably feel intimidated.

But of course, we're not trying to sell something here. And yeah, it's a pretty stupid example but it just came to my mind, lol :P

At 8/11/09 06:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/11/09 06:04 PM, Ismael92 wrote: There's a link to that website in the Flash.
They both think to the same game either way. I was going to link to that one, but the game on that website didn't work for me, so I looked elsewhere.

It makes sense. Anyway, the evidence should be enough for that submission to get deleted.


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