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At 7/3/09 12:50 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Ah, whoops. I really only read through the first few pages, and i guess that wasnt enough. I'll search for that "Newgrounds Police Force" topic that someone suggested.

Thanks guys. :)

Here it is. Have a good time kiddo.

At 7/3/09 12:45 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 7/3/09 10:24 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I will be away starting tomorrow so I would like to have someone to deposit for me for 5 days while I'm gone.

Congrats on the level up! Its looks nice! I hope to one day be like that!

You're so far away but so am I, lol. Nice level up Idiot-Finder, although the axe looked better on you. =C

At 7/3/09 12:10 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: YOU'VE FUCKED THE ENTIRE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!!

Actually he does have wings and with his tail flapping along to give him momentum....He can fly perfectly!

Muhaha, I win!

Ahhahaha, wha? Review fishing later fellows?

Anyway, has anyone actually noticed that the numbers in the portal have....GONE?!?!

What are you talking about, you seem to be glitching, here is what it looks like to me, numbers haven't gone anywhere.

At 7/3/09 12:45 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Anyway, has anyone actually noticed that the numbers in the portal have....GONE?!?!

Um, not over here on this side of the pond, Liz. My screens look just fine - even did a refresh / cache reload. Sounds like you need to give the PC a rest - you're tired and need a vacation. Your eyes are playing tricks on you - just like they did on the NG Logs page! :P

Oh, wait - you ARE going on vacation tomorrow! See, just what the doctor ordered!
Have a great trip, BTW...

At 7/3/09 12:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote: What are you talking about, you seem to be glitching, here is what it looks like to me, numbers haven't gone anywhere.

:s

Well I have no numbers on mine....I've tried crtl + refresh! Ah well.

At 7/3/09 12:57 PM, byteslinger wrote: Um, not over here on this side of the pond, Liz. My screens look just fine - even did a refresh / cache reload. Sounds like you need to give the PC a rest - you're tired and need a vacation. Your eyes are playing tricks on you - just like they did on the NG Logs page! :P

Oh yeah! Can you recommend anywhere nice? I know England is having a nice summer, but I want a holiday!

Oh, wait - you ARE going on vacation tomorrow!

Alas! So I am! Did I tell you all that I'm going to America for a month? I'm sure I did, well I'm tell you again! Muhaha.

See, just what the doctor ordered!

I really hate doctors.....

Have a great trip, BTW...

Thanks! I will do! Thanks to your info i now have places to see and visit!

Sadly, I'm gonna be gone from 5-8 NG tonight, my vacation is over. And I'm working again, the only good thing is I just may be able to procure myself a tablet like the tuesday after the 17th(my birthday, which is a friday and I'm WORKING THAT NIGHT AND ON THE FOURTH!! FUCK!)

I have served only for a couple of days, sir! It would be an honor to me sir if I could join and make my posts here, sir!

At 7/3/09 01:21 PM, bribri123123 wrote: I have served only for a couple of days, sir! It would be an honor to me sir if I could join and make my posts here, sir!

Sorry but according to this you don't meet the standards right now, try sticking to the site for a couple of weeks then apply for the newgrounds police department.

At 7/2/09 03:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/2/09 08:15 AM, revan547 wrote: revan547 reporting for duty. i would like to join.

Hello there! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. While I'm glad to see your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks, I must regretfully inform you that you do not meet the admissions requirements.

To be considered for the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), and have an advanced whistle (Bronze or higher).

Anyone over the rank of Security Guard (400+ B/P) can apply to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, where they can work on their B/P'ing, whistling, and other skills until they reach Private.

Come back after you are capable of meeting the requirements, you also need to largely improve on your reviews, they're more like youtube comments as Fro has said. Check my reviews or anyone from the Review Request club's reviews for an idea of how to do it. Making a well written review or post is as easy as making a simple comment but with more thought in it. @:-)

At 7/3/09 12:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 7/3/09 12:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote: What are you talking about, you seem to be glitching, here is what it looks like to me, numbers haven't gone anywhere.

s

Well I have no numbers on mine....I've tried crtl + refresh! Ah well.

I noticed that the numbers disappeared on my computer too. I recently upgraded to Firefox 3.5 so that might be a possible cause for the number of the disappearances. As a matter of fact, I used IE8 to test the site, and the numbers appeared just as they appeared before the upgrade. Possible glitch on FF 3.5.

At 7/3/09 01:21 PM, bribri123123 wrote: I have served only for a couple of days, sir! It would be an honor to me sir if I could join and make my posts here, sir!

Please read the requirements; you are currently not eligible to apply for a position. Work on your stats...and grammar, and someday you too will be a proud member of the EGB. :)

Thank you. I will leave with my pride.

At 7/3/09 01:39 PM, Calipe wrote: I noticed that the numbers disappeared on my computer too. I recently upgraded to Firefox 3.5 so that might be a possible cause for the number of the disappearances. As a matter of fact, I used IE8 to test the site, and the numbers appeared just as they appeared before the upgrade. Possible glitch on FF 3.5.

Ah! That maybe the problem. I too have just updated to FF 3.5. That must be the problem then. No worries!

Just a quick update, I have now officially got my deity whistle! Thanks to SlntCobra, SCTE3 and Krev (Even she played a part!) for helping me clear NG of crap reviews AND get my whistle up! Couldn't have done it without you guys!

At 7/3/09 02:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just a quick update, I have now officially got my deity whistle!

I was meant to upload a screen shot with that post. Here it is! (I'll look like a right arse now if i lose my Deity whistle and you guys don't see it! Haha)

At 7/3/09 02:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just a quick update, I have now officially got my deity whistle! Thanks to SlntCobra, SCTE3 and Krev (Even she played a part!) for helping me clear NG of crap reviews AND get my whistle up! Couldn't have done it without you guys!

Wow that is great! Congratulations to you for getting the highest whistle level possible. I bet you had to flag countless of reviews for that achievement.
Today was a great day for the EGB as two members have upgraded their status. Lizzardis got a deity level whistle and Idiot-Finder leveled up to level 47.
Once again, congratulations and keep up the exemplary work!

At 7/3/09 04:53 PM, Calipe wrote: I bet you had to flag countless of reviews for that achievement.

Yeah I did! It was hard work too! I couldn't have done it without the help of fellow users like Slnt.

Today was a great day for the EGB as two members have upgraded their status. Lizzardis got a deity level whistle and Idiot-Finder leveled up to level 47.

It was! I'm happy that I could make this day a great day!

Once again, congratulations and keep up the exemplary work!

I will try to! I think I'm going to have a break from flagging reviews for the moment as:
~ I think we got the majority of them xD
and
~ I'm scared of losing my whistle.

I know its not about the whistle points, but this is a great achievement for me!

At 7/3/09 05:02 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I will try to! I think I'm going to have a break from flagging reviews for the moment as:
~ I think we got the majority of them xD
and
~ I'm scared of losing my whistle.

I know its not about the whistle points, but this is a great achievement for me!

It is a great achievement. As far as getting the majority of them, you might say that for now, as there will be many more abusive reviews to flag in the future. They are like cockroaches, as soon as you stump on one, ten will pop up.

At 7/3/09 05:14 PM, Calipe wrote: They are like cockroaches, as soon as you stump on one, ten will pop up.

I do agree. There is no stopping some people....Saying that, without them then we wouldn't be able to get our whistle up! Amirite?

***** Stolen Flash Alert *****

LocoRoll, by soni2295 Type: Game Rating: Everyone

Original by Kerb: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 0625

Love your level Idiot-Finder its looks so cool I would have been level 43 sobs!, and have had the lovely Black Mace you have the mighty Golden Gauntlet. Anyway congrats to Slash for his level up too. I did not notice the glitch. Well I was looking through my old posts from November 2008 and that was when I reached Sergent! fuck I did not know it was that long 8 months.

Congratulations on Idiot-Finder's successful level-up/gold find, hope I can get there someday. Also congrats to Lizzardis, always good to see someone get to Deity (especially remembering the trouble a whole bunch of people had getting out of Garbage). I think I've been at Corporal since December, you believe that shit? That I haven't found time to level-up yet in 2009? I blame 71chan, sucked the NG will right out of me from January until May.

Also, I just revealed the cause of the recent celebrity death string on my userpage, some of y'all might want to check it out.

I'm using Firefox 3.5 since two days ago, and yeah there are no numbers in the portal listings. It's a small glitch and I'm pretty sure the admins will eventually fix it.

At 7/3/09 02:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just a quick update, I have now officially got my deity whistle! Thanks to SlntCobra, SCTE3 and Krev (Even she played a part!) for helping me clear NG of crap reviews AND get my whistle up! Couldn't have done it without you guys!

Congrats man! Use your new deity wisely :D

Sorry for my absence, but i have not been on newgrounds in a few days so thats why i have not posted...

But on to why i'm making this post... i got a pm from LegendaryRobot with the subject as "Amazing Wade Fulp video" and it linked to this flash and its a guy wagging his penis around... its from the Barney Bunch? Slash what have you been up too :::jokeing:::

Fuck you Wade Fulp, by LegendaryRobot Type: Game Rating: Everyone

****POSSIBLY MALICIOUS****

BOOMBROS, by IBlamAll Type: Game Rating: Ages 17+

This flash says you must go and vote on their website in order to view it.

At 7/3/09 08:49 PM, idiot-buster wrote: But on to why i'm making this post... i got a pm from LegendaryRobot with the subject as "Amazing Wade Fulp video" and it linked to this flash and its a guy wagging his penis around... its from the Barney Bunch? Slash what have you been up too :::jokeing:::

Looking at LegendaryRobot's userpage, I see references to the Robot Rangers as well. Given that SomeNick was review-spamming a few days ago, I'd say he might be up to some of his old tricks again. Of course, that's just one of many possibilities, maybe not even the most likely one, but SomeNick didn't really stick around long enough after the RR thing to prove that he had actually moved on from spamming and mass-reviewing.

STOLEN

Suprise Mori! Collab, by xXXxAlecxXXx Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Original

Surprise Mori! Collab, by TehSlapHappy Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!

Cue Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FREEBIRD"

Just....Came to report....I lost my Deity! Its down to gold....I don't know how though.

:'(

At 7/4/09 01:57 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just....Came to report....I lost my Deity! Its down to gold....I don't know how though.

Well that sucks. Ah well, if you just lost it you're probably still near the border, so the idea would be to do whatever got you your Deity in the first place, but a bit more cautiously.

At 7/4/09 01:57 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just....Came to report....I lost my Deity! Its down to gold....I don't know how though.

'(

After all that flagging we did you managed to lose it? i wouldn't worry much, if you just went back down to gold then you're riding the borderline, we can go flagging later then after awhile if you misflag something you won't lose it, also happy holidays everyone.

At 7/4/09 01:57 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just....Came to report....I lost my Deity! Its down to gold....I don't know how though.

'(

Well the same thing happened to me when I had gotten my bronze whistle the first time around, then I mis-flagged some reviews and within minutes, boom, right back down to normal. Luckily I was right on the borderline. But these things happen from time to time.

At 7/4/09 01:57 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just....Came to report....I lost my Deity! Its down to gold....I don't know how though.

'(

After all that effort to get to Deity? Ughh....
Like everyone else said, you should be on the border so getting it back should not be that much of a problem.
I thought you were going to take a break from flagging and whistling. What happened?