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At 6/26/09 11:04 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'd also like to note that I reached Pvt. 1st Class a little while ago. Keep marching forward!

Congratz! Now your that one little step towards getting your wings! Well done!

Wow it has been a LONG time since I last posted...

First up I love the new EGB Bulletin Board in the forums. Over the last couple of months I've found it increasingly difficult to keep up with what is going on here, as I'm inactive for quite long stretches, and reading dozens of pages at a time is just a bit too much. So the Bulletin Board is perfect to get me right back into the swing of things, great idea!

I've missed a lot of the spam that has been occurring, and there is little I can do about the art portal anyway (as I a) have no art, b) am so horrible at art I would never consider submitting any, and thus c) will never be scouted!), but I have caught the odd attack in the portal. Rest assured I have been weighing in with plenty of 0's where appropriate!

And I apologise for my prolonged absences (all is explained in my profile as always). It is everything I can do to deposit my experience regularly (and I'm missing plenty of days entirely), and gaining B/P is a real struggle. My target of 30k blams feels like it is going to take me decades at this rate (I'd love to have Supreme Commander in both saves and blams, mmmmm). I do try and keep up here, but by the time I have read through the pages I've missed I usually don't have time to post- with luck the Bulletin Board will make that a little easier!

Generally keep up the great work! This place has evolved a great deal in recent times, and now more than ever puts up a stand against spam of all kinds, not just within the portal. I've never seen so many links to rule breaking flash coming in so regularly before (probably an indictment of the state of the portal as much as the great work done by you lot), but it's nice to know that this club is still a force in making Newgrounds a better place. I just hope I can stay active enough to help, though no matter how busy real life gets I'll always keep poking my nose back in here on occasion.

*salutes*

We have got a fileswapper!

Pokemon Funnies! [Deluxe], by Crebx Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

And his little friends have already passed through.

[DD] Dirty Sonic Scat SEX, by LikkleFazzyPlex Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

[DD] Savage Naruto FUCK, by LikkleFazzyPlex Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

At 6/27/09 07:44 AM, Lizzardis wrote: We have got a fileswapper!

I apologise, what I went to say is.

We have a suspected fileswapper

As suspected, that flash opens up a printer window. I decided to test it and see what it printed. Turns out it does nothing, and just sends out blank pieces of paper.

I will be PM'ing wade now.

At 6/27/09 12:17 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 6/27/09 12:04 AM, Jagos wrote: Reportin' fer duty. *salutes*

Hello there! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. While I'm glad to see your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks, I must regretfully inform you that you do not meet the admissions requirements.

To be considered for the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), and have an advanced whistle (Bronze or higher).

Anyone over the rank of Security Guard (400+ B/P) can apply to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, where they can work on their B/P'ing, whistling, and other skills until they reach Private.

Just a quick FAQ question that others may be able to help with, sirs. I was wondering if anyone has noticed that whistling abusive reviews seems to have stopped since the Art Portal was in place. Anyone happen to have a guess as to why?

People are still whistling them, and as far as I know, review mods are still cleaning up the abuse they find. I'm not quite sure what you're referring to?

Thank you sir. Mainly I was noticing that it seems no one is getting blam points for whistling abusive reviews. I thought I might talk to the higher ups before finding a place of my own. It seems people are really only getting points (right now at least) only for abusive flashes such as the dreaded DD. Just thought I might bring it to everyone attention.

Thank you for the direction, I'll check out the other places. *salutes, marches off*

****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen version:

http://www.newgrounds.comportal/view/501 190

Original:

Jinx Adult Parody, by ZONE-SAMA Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

At 6/27/09 12:56 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen version:

http://www.newgrounds.comportal/view/501 190

Original:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1216

It doesn't matter now, The stolen version passed and the legit version got flagged. What the hell?

I think Wade may have been checking the validity of the original. I hope the original gets through. That's the best I could speculate.

At 6/27/09 01:30 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I think Wade may have been checking the validity of the original. I hope the original gets through. That's the best I could speculate.

How did this happen? Thats almost funny how the original gets flagged and the stolen one passes and everyone forgets. I think wade would know who is the original here since his work is stolen all of the time. I would not worry too much over this, wade can get the job done right.

At 6/27/09 01:13 PM, SCTE3 wrote: It doesn't matter now, The stolen version passed and the legit version got flagged. What the hell?

That's crazy >:( Apparently the spammers flagged it, but at least they are going to get garbages whistles, and possibly their accounts are going to be deleted.

Stranger14 reporting for duty!

At 6/27/09 02:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT QUOTE THIS WHOLE GIANT THING)

That cracks me up every time I see it. And I didn't quote the whole thing, I just took that out.

Got 20 blams yesterday, been a while since the last time I got double digit blams

Also if the OO can put in more effort...

Hey, if anyone can Scout me, it'd be greatly appreciated. Also, feel free to rate/review all my stuff, including my audio and flash and art. Check this, this was a recent PM request for a sig, see below:

Kick ass huh? I also threw it in the Art Portal.

Ok I have read all of the guidelines, purpose, list of officers, etc. I am ready to proceed.

Haha that would be one monster of a quote!

Tell me about it, when I did quote it, there were only like 1,088 characters left. I'm like HOLY SHIT! That's quite a freaking lot. Hey Slash, I just read chapters 1 and 2 of your Sinners fanfiction, you got some awesome talent. Good humor too. Care to subscribe to mine?

Alright, cool. NO READING AHEAD UNTIL I CONFIRM IT, ok Slash? I'm kinda OCD that way.

I think it's best that I refrained myself from calling people who thinks news blog is good enough for stories a bunch of idiots

As much as I want to insult them I can't or it'll go nowhere

Thought I should let it out

Well your name is Idiot-Finder you have to find the idiots of NG. Besides, I think you're an awesome writer, along with you too Slash. Now I'm getting psyched about the Literature Portal.

Woohoo, just posting to say I have now reached Sergeant! That's 24% on top of my base voting of 5.90 to bring my altogether voting power up to 7.31! That's pretty good I think!

Hey Krev, since your higher than me in B/P, what's your overall voting power?

This whole scouting thing is a big pain, I was simply trying to edit a few things, and I got unscouted, personally I don't think that's fair. Sorry about that Lizz. I really was just editing a few of my art submissions. Adding tags, making my poozy sig parodies labeled correctly, instead of "E" I got them marked up to "M" and I get unscouted.

****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

Smooth Criminal Secret, by Ryan1337 Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjOn5TNj BM

If this is a DP, I'm sorry.

Well, I blew it anyway. I hope you left comments on my stories. BTW, when did you submit your stories Slash?

At 6/27/09 06:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sorry about that Lizz.

Dammit, now I'm unscouted, and all my scouts have been unscouted too! Dang it!

At 6/27/09 06:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Speaking of, tomorrow or the day after I'll have an enhanced voting power of 12.00, and I won't get 13 for a loooong time, heh. It's kinda funny, having a higher voting power than pimp.

Nice one Slash! Speaking of P{imp, hasn't he been doing a bit of B/P'ing himself lately? I just heard that he was going for Sup. Commander. Must have just been a rumour then.

At 6/27/09 07:37 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Speaking of Pimp, hasn't he been doing a bit of B/P'ing himself lately? I just heard that he was going for Sup. Commander. Must have just been a rumour then.

I just looked, and it seems he's at Private right now. He's clearly voting on more than 5 submissions a day, since last I looked was in December, and he was a Police Sergeant or some such. But if he does become Supreme Commander, what the Hell would that mean for anyone else, especially when he reaches Level 60? And if he were to get a Deity Whistle on top of that... Wouldn't that look awesome? In fact, thanks to an awesome bit of technology called Firebug, we don't need to guess: I have it right here what it would look like!

At 6/27/09 08:47 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: In fact, thanks to an awesome bit of technology called Firebug, we don't need to guess: I have it right here what it would look like!

WOW! That does look cool! *Looks at the picture* *Sigh* If only I could be like that. Ah well.

What I want to know is, you know how Pimp is going to be level 60, and if he does get Sup. Commander, that's all good and well, but before long and after a few years EVERYONE will have that....Then won't it get a bit....Boring?

At 6/27/09 08:53 PM, Lizzardis wrote: What I want to know is, you know how Pimp is going to be level 60, and if he does get Sup. Commander, that's all good and well, but before long and after a few years EVERYONE will have that....Then won't it get a bit....Boring?

Well, my guess is that there will be more levels in the oncoming redesign. Maybe they are going to add more B/P ranks too, who knows. Hopefully it will all happen this year :D

Congratulations on the advancement, Lizz! Also, I don't post for almost a day and I come back and an original flash gets flagged while the stolen one passes. What the Hell is happening?

What's this about an upcoming redesign? I remember the 06 redesign, but I've yet to see anything from Tom mentioning an 09 redesign.

Anyway, I think you Slash, and you too Idiot-Finder should get your stuff published. It's awesome writing.

I just watched Clint Eastwood's The Changeling and let me just say, the LAPD back in 1928 were total douchebags.