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what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:34 PM Reply

every where i look i se ethings that say"may cause cancer" or "found to cause cancer in lab animals" so i am asking what the FUCK does not cause cancer?

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:36 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:34 PM, big_dev wrote: every where i look i se ethings that say"may cause cancer" or "found to cause cancer in lab animals" so i am asking what the FUCK does not cause cancer?

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cancer doesn't cause cancer

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:36 PM Reply

Well, I heard that cancer doesn't cause cancer

But that would be kinda redundent if it did

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:38 PM Reply

OMG the poor lab animals. They need a cuddlin'. WAIT, does cuddling cause cancer??? o_O

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:38 PM Reply

besides what everyone else stated another answer could be anything that doesn't cause the cells in your body to mutate and divide endlessly

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:39 PM Reply

Having a foot fetish is known to be one of the few things that does not induce cancer. Seriously.


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:39 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:36 PM, the_squrill_king wrote:
At 11/29/05 12:34 PM, big_dev wrote: every where i look i se ethings that say"may cause cancer" or "found to cause cancer in lab animals" so i am asking what the FUCK does not cause cancer?

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cancer doesn't cause cancer

Actually it does. Cancer is mutated cells. They're still alive so they still replicate by mitosis: self-cloning. Since they're themselves cancer and they clone themselves, yes, cancers cause cancer.

Antioxidents might help against cancer if I remember correctly.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:40 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:39 PM, Loler_Coaster wrote: Having a foot fetish is known to be one of the few things that does not induce cancer. Seriously.

What about my fetish?

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Gold doesn't cause cancer.

My advice to you is to collect gold and count it. Just don't take mine.


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Uhm... sex?


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Pirates. Its the only evil ninja propgandists that say otherwise

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:52 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:44 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote:
Jerking off, doesnt give u cancer. But it makes you blind and gives u hairy palms...

actually it helps prevent prostae cancer so wack off as much as you want

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 12:55 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:52 PM, big_dev wrote:
At 11/29/05 12:44 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote:
Jerking off, doesnt give u cancer. But it makes you blind and gives u hairy palms...
actually it helps prevent prostae cancer so wack off as much as you want

no don't wack off as much as you want, i tried and my balls ached for about a day :(

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:12 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:36 PM, the_squrill_king wrote: cancer doesn't cause cancer

Damn it. I was going to say that.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:15 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 01:12 PM, The-Dave wrote:
At 11/29/05 12:36 PM, the_squrill_king wrote: cancer doesn't cause cancer
Damn it. I was going to say that.

since cancer spreads it does cause cancer

so you are all idiots.


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:17 PM Reply

Does Walmart cause cancer?

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:23 PM Reply

High fives dont cause cancer.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:24 PM Reply

ERm dunoo

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:55 PM Reply

I'm led to believe that the only thing that doesn't cause cancer is garlic, that is unless you happened to burn it, then it would be carcinogenic.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:57 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 01:55 PM, leeboy105 wrote: I'm led to believe that the only thing that doesn't cause cancer is garlic, that is unless you happened to burn it, then it would be carcinogenic.

Yeah, it's funny how garlic seems to be the cure for a lot of things.

Though i'd say glutenfree bread, or something like that.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:58 PM Reply

Breathing! o wait that does too... damn it!

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:58 PM Reply

Yo mama


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 01:59 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 12:42 PM, AltAccountOfDoom wrote: Pirates. Its the only evil ninja propgandists that say otherwise

You sad sad noob you, Pirates have deffintly given you a terminal case of cancer.

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:02 PM Reply

counter-strike, masturbation, and I think books.


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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:03 PM Reply

H2O - just plain water, nothing else in it

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 02:03 PM, tigerkitty wrote: H2O - just plain water, nothing else in it

Is that possible??? Cause in many cases people get cancer from water that seems pure. And why am i not on your <3 list, I luff you. ;,(

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:15 PM Reply

No one in the recorded history of the world has ever gotten cancer by uttering the words "Hump Bubble"

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:16 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 02:10 PM, SUPERSEXYACTIONFURRY wrote:
At 11/29/05 02:03 PM, tigerkitty wrote: H2O - just plain water, nothing else in it
Is that possible??? Cause in many cases people get cancer from water that seems pure. And why am i not on your <3 list, I luff you. ;,(

That's why I said H2O, I mean some unadulterated, pure water

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:17 PM Reply

At 11/29/05 02:15 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: No one in the recorded history of the world has ever gotten cancer by uttering the words "Hump Bubble"

DONT SAY IT!!!!!! its a trap!

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Response to what does not cause cancer? Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:28 PM Reply

Death doesn't cause cancer.


Think you're pretty clever...

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