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biggieprice

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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:21 PM

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This is something I have been keeping a secret to myself for years..

I am currently 17, and.. I sleep with a teddy bear.

If it's not there with me, I can't sleep... I don't know why..

And if it falls off the bed while I'm asleep, I usually notice and wake up..

So, go ahead and flame me if you wish.... But it's the truth..

I think I might have some mental disorder.. Or a feeling of abandonment... Or something.. But I do know there is not something right with me..

Probably schizophrenia... or something else..

Help?

I don't want help... It's nice waking up and feeling something there

Thanks for listening

This isn't a joke, by the way.

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I think you just might need a wife.

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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:23 PM

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I'm not sure what It can be....have you tried sleeping without the teddy bear for one night?


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As long as your teddy bear isn't a 4 year old girl from next door I'm sure you're fine.


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oh i thought the confession was that u were gay....

well sleeping with a teddy bear makes chicks think of u as kind
so U GET LAID XD

see tedd bears have more than 1 perpose!


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it's okay. teddy bears are good for humping. while you're asleep, you'll think it's a beautiful lady.

liking teddy bears doesn't necessarily signify schizophrenia. more details?


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At 11/28/05 10:21 PM, biggieprice wrote: Probably schizophrenia... or something else..

Schizophrenia? Isn't that when you hear voices in your head? So, voices in your head are telling you to sleep with a teddy bear...?


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that is strange, ohwell

Try sleeping without it

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That's ok, I'm 17 too and I still sleep with my pillow.

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At 11/28/05 10:23 PM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote: I'm not sure what It can be....have you tried sleeping without the teddy bear for one night?

Yes.. I absolutely can not sleep without it...

That simple..


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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:26 PM

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yah either get a gf or wife

has anyone ever abandoned u and if so did the expereince really hurt u if so u might need to confront him/her and maybe u could sleep wit out teddy


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I think if you tried, you'd find girls much more fun to sleep with.

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Eh, seems like a bit of classical conditioning. But the complexity of the situation is probably beyond my 1/3 of a first year psycology course. I'll give it a go anyway.

Association is a power tool that our mind uses. The shape of a stop sign, the skull-and-crossbones... In your case, I guess you've developed an almost unshakable association with sleep and said bear. Not just the bear itself, but its texture and particular temperature characteristics when you sleep with it.

Tell me, do you get drowsy if you look at the bear long enough?

It's most fascinating that you'd actually wake up if the bear is removed though. That's something buried deep in the subconscious (for lack of a better term).

It might be a bit akward explaining that one to the significant other though.

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Thats ok, I sleep with a nightlight, It's just because we are used to having it and so without it everything will be messed up, but yeah, when you get married you won't have to worry.

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At 11/28/05 10:25 PM, ElectroMagnetic wrote: Schizophrenia? Isn't that when you hear voices in your head? So, voices in your head are telling you to sleep with a teddy bear...?

No I'm sure the teddy bear tells him to kill people while he sleeps.


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Well.. There is a little more I probably should have said earlier...

That teddy was given to me by an old girlfriend who moved to canada a year ago...

It's all I have to remember her by.....

That and the memories.. But memories aren't covered in soft fur and don't get warm when you hold them...


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nuttin' wrong with sleeping with a teddy bear. You must have a strong emotional connection with it to keep this far into life. hell, I never had a teddy bear :(. but I do have a walrus. heh heh heh. tuskie.


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At 11/28/05 10:21 PM, biggieprice wrote: This is something I have been keeping a secret to myself for years..

I am currently 17, and.. I sleep with a teddy bear.

If it's not there with me, I can't sleep... I don't know why..

And if it falls off the bed while I'm asleep, I usually notice and wake up..

hold on....u can't sleep without a stupid bear and yet u make fun of me cuz of my hair cut??


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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:33 PM

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At 11/28/05 10:27 PM, biggieprice wrote: But memories aren't covered in soft fur and don't get warm when you hold them...

uh, well


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this confession sucks lol

:no really, it does


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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:39 PM

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At 11/28/05 10:21 PM, biggieprice wrote: This is something I have been keeping a secret to myself for years..

Oooh, SECRET!!!11!

I am currently 17, and.. I sleep with a teddy bear.

Um... I am currently 17 and sleep with a pillow. Make you feel any better?

If it's not there with me, I can't sleep... I don't know why..

um... neither do I, sorry.

And if it falls off the bed while I'm asleep, I usually notice and wake up..

ooh, do you also see dead people?

So, go ahead and flame me if you wish.... But it's the truth..

Well I did alittle, but just a little.

I think I might have some mental disorder.. Or a feeling of abandonment... Or something.. But I do know there is not something right with me..

Yes, you visit Newgrounds.com, that is something not right with you.

Probably schizophrenia... or something else..

No, I know somebody with schizophrenia. He just trips out sometimes

Help?

Sorry, but no.

I don't want help... It's nice waking up and feeling something there

Um... get a girlfriend???

Thanks for listening

You're welcome

This isn't a joke, by the way.

Well neither was my post.

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At 11/28/05 10:21 PM, biggieprice wrote:

I am currently 17, and.. I sleep with a teddy bear.

well since your coming out...im currently 16 and i sleep with fine ass asian ladies...

oh wait...

YOU HAVE THE PROBLEMS!


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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:43 PM

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dude, its cool. i sleep with a teddy bear too. im 15 and i will kill anyone who tries to take or rip my bear

maybe not kill, but the last time someone tried to rip my bear ended up in the hospital with a broken nose.


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At 11/28/05 10:27 PM, biggieprice wrote: Well.. There is a little more I probably should have said earlier...

That teddy was given to me by an old girlfriend who moved to canada a year ago...

It's all I have to remember her by.....

That and the memories.. But memories aren't covered in soft fur and don't get warm when you hold them...

Yeah, figured that you got it from someone important. How long did you guys go out, if you don't mind me asking.


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At 11/28/05 10:44 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: wuss

bitch


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Well I have something kinda similar. I hug things in the night, usually my pillow or blankets or if someone else is in the bed with me them. It's not a big deal except when I'm sharing my bed with a guy friend who needs to crash at my place. I always wake up hugging a dude and trying to remember what I did last night.

Sometimes I'm not wearing any pants.


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At 11/28/05 10:24 PM, revege_djine wrote:
well sleeping with a teddy bear makes chicks think of u as kind
so U GET LAID XD

I should know.... or wish.... or have a erodic dream about (I think I should stop there)


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O well there's worse. Some people have probably gone to the grave with thery teddy bear.


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Posted at: 11/28/05 10:59 PM

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rofl you are 17 and sleep with a tedy bear

well it no to bad i cant sleep with out my half gallon of whole milk every night


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