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well...if ppl sumhow hurt themselves this dosnt seem that bad an idea, though im still extremely unsure of how that happens, dare i ask; is this an american thing?

but all kidding aside, why not, its a little fucked up but then again what isnt

I didn't think that figureing out how to masterbate was a problem???? There must be a lot of retards out there

Really, masturbation isn't something that should ever be taught at schools. Picture your math teacher showing you the proper grip techniques and you'll see what I mean. A bunch of horny boys can learn for themselves.
Now if you'll excuse me:

Oh, oh yes, oh yes baby, aaaaaahhhh, oh man

1 word... W...T.....F?

At 11/28/05 11:57 AM, red_skunk wrote: What? No, snapping it causes huge amounts of pain and might affect your ability to have children in the future. This is what I'm talking about - the pervasiveness of incorrect methods!

What kind of fucking idiot can even screw up masturbating? My opinion if they're that damn incompetent that they get a person injury they deserve for being so fucking stupid.

Why don't they teach gay sex too? (seriously they only teach hetro-sexuality) I dont think teaching kid masturbation is a good idea; cos you have to learn these sort of things yourslef. Can you immagine how embaressing it would be to have your teacher talking about touching yourself? If that doesn't screw you up, nothing will! plus which, ht teachers would feel even weirder.

At 12/21/05 09:50 PM, Plutaniumblue wrote: Can you immagine how embaressing it would be to have your teacher talking about touching yourself? If that doesn't screw you up, nothing will! plus which, ht teachers would feel even weirder.

I dunno, I wouldn't mind my female history teacher teaching me a thing or two about masturbation

At my school, we got to learn about periods and, so called, "spontaneous erections". Fun fun fun!

If you cannot figure out how to choke your own chicken or flick your own bean, you need to kill yourself.

I guess the reason that it's not practiced in schools is it's against most people religions.

The no-sex-before-marriage is still in force over millions of homes. Every religion does it.

I can see it now..."okay class drop your pants(or Skirt) down and well begin teaching you how to jack off. Our 89 year-old teadcher will teach you how! Pay no attention to the camera thats currently filming you, enjoy!" actually it would be fun!considering i just turned 13 and my grade would be enev more perverted!

heh...
dream on.
masterbation 101 *laughs*
*walks away* its just my oppinion*rolls eyes*

At 12/30/05 05:24 PM, samzter1 wrote: heh...
dream on.
masterbation 101 *laughs*
*walks away* its just my oppinion*rolls eyes*

Well, at the very least, this class would teach students how to spell it...

thats because the get caught and try to shove there penis back in there pants

heehee

Great Idea! Your awesome skunk!