Forum Topic: Man Pulls Truck With Penis

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Posted at: 11/27/05 08:41 PM

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http://www.insidebay..ocalnews/ci_3244979#

Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park just off Interstate 880.

A documentary film director and producer from London were on hand to shoot the jaw-dropping feat for a three-part series called Penis Envy, scheduled to air next year on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series piece on building the perfect penis.

Hes very special. Powerful. Superman, said an awe-struck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. I just came here to watch my master perform.

How erotic.


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...i dont know why...

...but now my balls hurt.

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If that's real, that guy is my hero.

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


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Wow.....and he's 50 years old to boot.

Now imagine if he had used Viagara. 0_o


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He could literally fuck you to death.


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Posted at: 11/27/05 08:49 PM

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That guy owns ownage.

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Penis Envy?! Sounds like one hell of a documentary. I can't wait.


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im guessing he s popular with the ladies

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I'd laugh if he got an STD. Lets see how perfect he is then.


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LeonardSprinkles

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Posted at: 11/27/05 08:52 PM

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wow....that guy is officially my personal hero....i just want to grow up to be just like him*sniff*thats all i want(tear runs down cheek)


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Sheesh, people in their fetishes.


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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:00 PM

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but honostly....if he had a small dick then i can very say this much now.....ow....that hurt just thinking about it.....


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At 11/27/05 08:41 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:
He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

Yes, he did that to pull the truck. That's the ticket! ;)

Don't ask this guy for buttsecks. To ask for buttsecks would be to ask for death.


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If it was some other body part besides the penis, this wouldn't have been posted here.


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MadMax

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With great prowess comes great training! Imagine what he did before to have such sturdiness of the cock.

I kicked 7,000 babies and counting. Go me.
Oops, my finger slipped.
Sunglasses did the sig, awesome.

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At 11/27/05 09:08 PM, Sanjay wrote: If it was some other body part besides the penis, this wouldn't have been posted here.

Indeed.


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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:13 PM

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This man is my idol. I will worship him with gifts of KY Jelly and condoms daily.

Think you're pretty clever...

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KillerKid898

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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:24 PM

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wow what a man.........lol
but seriously how the hell is that possible


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He must be great in bed.


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LokLokLok

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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:29 PM

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man remember before puberty when your penis was like
this big
0=+
0=+
that was a alkward phase...

Penis. Funny.


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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:32 PM

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Tch I can pull that thing with my vagina.


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ExtraLife

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Posted at: 11/27/05 09:42 PM

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Ahaha...he got kicked in the balls to get warmed up.

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At 11/27/05 09:08 PM, Sanjay wrote: If it was some other body part besides the penis, this wouldn't have been posted here.

na, if he pulled it with his but cheaks it would be hear to.


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Posted at: 12/5/05 09:59 PM

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Ewww! fuck man thats nasty!

You're cooler than me.
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At 11/27/05 09:32 PM, Corey_the_Afro_Jew wrote: Tch I can pull that thing with my vagina.

Tch I could pull it with my boobies.

everyone hates you


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Posted at: 12/5/05 10:04 PM

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ooww..... but i guess that would be a great thing to be proud of?? and i guess u would get some skills for the bedroom... or.. well... i dont want to think about it.


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Posted at: 12/5/05 10:17 PM

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That was on Guiness years ago.

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Posted at: 12/25/05 09:04 PM

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disgusting.


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At 11/27/05 08:49 PM, LeonardSprinkles wrote: Penis

Breasts.

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