Have u seen Kung Pow?

[Garandorf]

Is the best movie in the world =D if u havent seen it ill tell u that u suck so see it now
Wich is ur favourite scene?
Mine cow's one =D

[Rhabdophobia]

what do you get if you cross a owl with a bungee cord?

MY ASS

classic

[TacticalShoe]

It was then that the chosen one learned an important lesson about iron claws. THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!

[Shagge]

I haven't seen that movie in a while, but it's still funny. It was really stupid in parts, but overall it was a movie worth watching. And lol my favorite part is that iron claws hurt like crap line.

[CousinIt]

i like the part where betty(the main villian) is standing at the edge of a waterfall swinging a chain with a hook attached to it and hes singing "swinging a chain...swinging a chain"

[N-Antichrist]

one of the funniest films around

[swordman592]

I saw it it wasn't very good my favorite scene was when he sticks out his toung and it screams!

[Ryan914]

I'm Falling, you're falling, We're falling, weru weru weeee....

[Ben]

THATS A LOT OF NUTS.

most random outburst i have ever heard :D

[MadMax]

Whoa appears in the midst of the night. [Those who don't know her, too bad!]

"Whoa" O_O

[Flash-Cat]

no I havent. Whats kung pow?

Oh yes I have..A LONG TIME AGO

[MadMax]

I loved the part where he got the crap beaten out of him by 4 stick dudes to try and prove he's stronger than Evil Betty. The blows in the nuts were intense >.O

[GreenCard]

i must use my GOPHER CHUCKS lol funny shit that and the cow

[GreenKirton]

At 11/27/05 10:46 AM, -Mad_Max- wrote: Whoa appears in the midst of the night. [Those who don't know her, too bad!]

"Whoa" O_O

she was the woman with one breast wasn't she?

[Floato]

theres so many great parts its hard to pick just one,

"I am bleeding, making me the victor"

[EvilzMunky]

I hated kung pow it was lame.

[MadMax]

At 11/27/05 10:59 AM, The_Green_Kirton wrote:

At 11/27/05 10:46 AM, -Mad_Max- wrote: Whoa appears in the midst of the night. [Those who don't know her, too bad!]

"Whoa" O_O

she was the woman with one breast wasn't she?

Yup. Or as I like to call a mega boob [Hehe, American Dad gag]

[ASKDodge]

"How do you like my face to your fist technique, hmmm"

[confusedpedestrian]

At 11/27/05 10:20 AM, Garandorf wrote: Is the best movie in the world =D if u havent seen it ill tell u that u suck so see it now
Wich is ur favourite scene?
Mine cow's one =D

kind of old dude sorry but it truly is.

[ASKDodge]

Actually, I think it was just released in Kazakhstan on VHS, so its new there...but then again so is electricity and running water...

[Random-F]

I wish I had that movie on DVD because it's so awesome (and VHS is for n00bs). There's way too many good parts to count. But here's sort of a small list of some great lines from great parts:

"Mmmmaerrrr... YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!"

"My bladder is full to bursting..."

"Let me know when you see the next Radio Shack."

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

"I'll get the Neosporin! Dah nah NAH nah NAH nah NAH NAH NEO... PAH nah NAH nah NAH NAH nah... SPORIN!"

The Master guy confronts Betty in a field of tall grass and Betty throws the iron claw straight for him and it freezes.
"Ok, at this point I had two options:
A- Dodge the claw to the left and take him out with a spinning back kick, or
B- Take the claw in the face, roll on the ground, and die."
Unfreezes and he gets hit in the face and falls to the ground.
"Should have gone with A."

Now I'm gonna have to go buy it because I need to forever hold the awesomeness of this movie.

[GreenKirton]

At 11/27/05 11:10 AM, ASKDodge wrote: "How do you like my face to your fist technique, hmmm"

"my nuts to your knee"

[C0dY911]

Why yes, I have seen Kung Pow it was a pretty bitchen movie if I say so my self. My favorite scene was the Baby Rolling Down The Hill.

[Garandorf]

At 11/27/05 10:44 AM, Ryan914 wrote: I'm Falling, you're falling, We're falling, weru weru weeee....

Its:
Water all around... im falling ur falling we are falling WHALE!!!!!!!!!!111

what about the whoa (1 tit woman =D) or mufuhasa: Go Elegimba!!!! ur sintonaziing CNN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FurryYouAllNightLong]

"A handfull of nuts please"

"THATS ALOT OF NUTS!"

[TXR]

i havnt seen it.

[DarkSytze]

'My Nipples look like Milk Duds!'

Totally greatness.