Somebody Alert P.e.t.a!!!

[MadCow]

As, I was scrolling through this wonder interwebsite know as Newgrounds.com I can across the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

I looked in horror awaiting my instructions on what to do in the ad, this monkey SUPPOSEDLY "stole" your iPod, it's obvious that the monkey was scared and confused and took it to see it better and understand how it works. But, instead of simply taking the iPod back and maybe showing the monkey how to use it later, you are to punish him.

How you ask? By violently throwing coconuts at it! This henous act of animal cruelty must stop right now! Alert the media, speak for those that cannot talk!!!

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHNICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, RISE UP!!!!

[EyelessArchfiend]

I thought it was

People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

[Link-in-21]

At 11/25/05 07:33 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHNICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, RISE UP!!!!

Dude, if the monkey was real I wouldn't be saying this, but the one in the ad is a cartoon! It can't die, live, be sad, be happy, or feel pain!

[B4R0N]

At 11/25/05 07:42 PM, Link_in_21 wrote:

Dude, if the monkey was real I wouldn't be saying this, but the one in the ad is a cartoon! It can't die, live, be sad, be happy, or feel pain!

well what about this poor duck :*(

i cry an e-tear or all the animals lost

[Cold]

At 11/25/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

No... its definitely
People
for the
Eating
of
Tasty
Animals

[Denizan]

obviously in no way related to the fact that King Kong is out in cinemas

BRAINS PEOPLE!!!

mmm, monkeys brains.... :P

[Antichrist]

how come those adverts nearly always depend on killing stuff?

ninjas
spiders
ducks
sharks
clowns
black rappers
monkeys
smileys (so you cant kill those, wish you could! ) >:(

any i missed?

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 11/25/05 07:45 PM, Cold_Logic wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

No... its definitely
People
for the
Eating
of
Tasty
Animals

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

*ruins joke*

[MadCow]

At 11/25/05 07:50 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:45 PM, Cold_Logic wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

No... its definitely
People
for the
Eating
of
Tasty
Animals

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

*ruins joke*

More like People for the Ethical Treatement of Aminals!!!

</ruin x3>

[QuikFox]

Ok, I told them.
Now what?

[B4R0N]

At 11/25/05 08:17 PM, QuikFox wrote: Ok, I told them.
Now what?

go kill some monkeys :D

[QuikFox]

At 11/25/05 08:19 PM, B4R0N wrote: go kill some monkeys :D

No.
How about you die instead? That way the world will be off in the green. : )

[ZOMG]

At 11/25/05 08:17 PM, QuikFox wrote: Ok, I told them.
Now what?

Now we play, "The Waiting Game" -_-

[Minion777]

At 11/25/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: I thought it was

People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

Now thats my kind of PETA.

[Dropkicked]

At 11/25/05 07:42 PM, Link_in_21 wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:33 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHNICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, RISE UP!!!!

Dude, if the monkey was real I wouldn't be saying this, but the one in the ad is a cartoon! It can't die, live, be sad, be happy, or feel pain!

*Ahem..* JOKE THREAD *Ahem..*

[Denizan]

At 11/25/05 08:23 PM, Cow-Clone wrote:

At 11/25/05 08:17 PM, QuikFox wrote: Ok, I told them.
Now what?

Now we play, "The Waiting Game" -_-

screw it, lets play hungry hungry hippos! :P

[EvilzMunky]

Yeah but I heard the hippos were never really that "hungry"

[ZOMG]

At 11/25/05 08:35 PM, Samurai_Crisp wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:42 PM, Link_in_21 wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:33 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHNICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, RISE UP!!!!

Dude, if the monkey was real I wouldn't be saying this, but the one in the ad is a cartoon! It can't die, live, be sad, be happy, or feel pain!

*Ahem..* JOKE THREAD *Ahem..*

This isn't a fucking joke, we really believe this is a total injustice toward animal kind! If you don't believe in our cause, get the FUCK out. >:[

[somedrunkhobo]

At 11/25/05 07:49 PM, Afrit wrote: how come those adverts nearly always depend on killing stuff?

ninjas
spiders
ducks
sharks
clowns
black rappers
monkeys
smileys (so you cant kill those, wish you could! ) >:(

any i missed?

i think there was a paparazzi one, im not sure

[QuikFox]

At 11/25/05 08:40 PM, Djinni wrote: screw it, lets play hungry hungry hippos! :P

Get the fuck out.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 11/25/05 08:55 PM, QuikFox wrote:

At 11/25/05 08:40 PM, Djinni wrote: screw it, lets play hungry hungry hippos! :P

Get the fuck out.

Wah!!!

[Idiot-Finder]

At 11/25/05 07:33 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHNICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, RISE UP!!!!

and dump bucket of red paint, harassing fishermen, dumping dead bodies of dogs, etc.

[AntiEverythingGoon]

Ha. Get a fucking life.

[Lagerkapo]

At 11/25/05 08:14 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:50 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:45 PM, Cold_Logic wrote:

At 11/25/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: People
who
Eat
Tasty
Animals

No... its definitely
People
for the
Eating
of
Tasty
Animals

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

*ruins joke*

More like People for the Ethical Treatement of Aminals!!!

</ruin x3>

or, as the joke goes, people eating tasty animals, and we already got that joke, so im not being funny and you're not ruining it, and cartoon monkeys can't live, die, or feel pain,and real monkeys would probable shove their fingers in their asses and throw shit at you if you brought it up around them

[Lagerkapo]

and, by the way, peta is nothing but a bunch of terrorists, pouring sheeps blood on fur jackets and blowing car bombs outside corporate chicken pens, killing all of the chickens they were triying to save and slaughtering sheep they were "trying to save"

[HannesH]

this is stupid

[MadMax]

At 11/25/05 08:23 PM, Cow-Clone wrote:

At 11/25/05 08:17 PM, QuikFox wrote: Ok, I told them.
Now what?

Now we play, "The Waiting Game" -_-

Waiting game sucks, let's go watch TV!

[UrbanDecay]

fuck peta fuck monkys an d fuck you noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

[MadMax]

Either the best sarcasm or the worst noob calling a veteran a noob o.O

[Idiot-Finder]

At 11/25/05 09:42 PM, Mad_Max_13 wrote: Either the best sarcasm or the worst noob calling a veteran a noob o.O

The latter.

To the topic starter, here's something to whine about than over an abuse of cartoon monkeys: http://aolsvc.news.a..20051125090009990003