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Who the hell would eat this shit!?!?!? Vegans have problems.

One of my teachers is a Vegan and she doesn't really mind people eating meat because she knows she can;t follow it all the time, like when she goes on holiday to certain countries. She tries her best to follow a Vegan diet but she isn''t so stupid that she thinks eating an animal is evil and makes you a murderer. She also knows that animals are bread to be killed and that before that they usually live OK lives. You aren't a murderer for eating a chicken, you're just following the order of the way things have been since man life existed. You're eating to survive and just because you're eating meat, your not the one killing the chickens, sometimes without using them for anything afterwards like MacDonalds do sometimes.

At 11/23/05 12:57 PM, IWantSomeCookies wrote: Its more serious then a veggy, they dont eat meat or diary products, basically nothing that is produced from animals.

EDN.

What's funnier is when you point out to these same people that they wear leather shoes, while saying your a murderer for eating meat. Yay hypocracy!

Seriously no meat, that really grinds my gears. How can you live without meat, Meat is an essiantell part of the human diet. Anyways meat is cheapper then crappy vegetables.

Fun Facts about Vegans!

- Vegans are easy to throw because they only eat granola.

- Here's an idea... tell them there is animal parts in their food! They will become completely incapacitated until they purge their systems and worship their cow god.

- A vegan's natural enemy is logic. Or soap.

- If a vegan tells you that you should become a vegan too, just say "OMFG! LOOK, ANIMALS BEING OPRESSED!" That should keep their attention off you long enough off of you so that they will forget about you (because of their hippy attention span).

- Vegans are like vegetarians, except when disturbed in their natural habitat can become extremely violent. Never take away a vegan's marijuana. This may cause them to charge. But if a vegan attacks you, just pretend you are an injured animal.

- Vegans hope to someday rule the world in the fourth reich. HEIL VEGGIES!

Sorry... I was extremely bored and wrote that...

I just think of it like this: Human eats meat. Just like any other animal. Nothing wrong with it.

At 11/23/05 01:07 PM, Pizo wrote: Umm... I eat meat though there is one thing I am aware of. I am not keeping the natural order while doing so, millions of chickens are slaughtered in dispicable ways and they have the same intelligence as cats or dogs...

all three of three of which AREN'T endangered.

I can see where they are coming from with the feeding thing (only 10 percent of the "thing"'s energy is maintained when devoured by something else), but there is a balance to it all. If we eat what the animals eat, then wouldn't the animals die off anyway? That would also disrupt the balance.

We can't focus on perserving one thing: the only way to perserve an animal the way a vegan wants to is to perserve any and all sentient forms on the Earth (which means telling everyone and everything to eat less). Good luck.

I'm not a vegan, I'm a vegetarian, because I learned that you can live up to 15 years longer, have a healthier body, and save over 95 animals per year.

Vegans are all hypocrites. If you live in a house, apartment, or own a car, you are displacing the animal's environment. That makes you a murderer of animals. But most people don't give a shit because they like the taste of meat, they don't like being pale, and being a social outcast is not a way they like to get attention from mommy and daddy.

At 11/23/05 12:56 PM, bratpack34 wrote: I merely shot back a come back, "I didn't kill him!!...or her.... I'm making sure this chickens body doesn't go to waste...I mean come on lady I'm helping here!"

Nice!

A vegan is merely someone that doesn't eat or use ANYTHING that either comes from animals or is tested on animals. Some of them take it way too far, though, like referring to meat eaters as murderer, such as what happened in your case.

Always make sure to remind vegans that jell-o is made out of pig's bones :).

Some Vegans are just animal-rights fanatics! They don't consider your life, or any other person's life, to be more important than say, the life of your Turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!... I'm serious! Most of you have probably heard of P.E.T.A. (People for the ethical treatment of animals). A lot of their members are wackos! This organization actually states that they believe it is "murder" to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving! NO SERIOUSLY! That's what they believe!.... All I got to say is remember the words of Chris Rock, "If you're one of the people on this planet fortunate enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the s@#t out of it!"

At 11/24/05 02:33 AM, GeoffCLogan wrote: Always make sure to remind vegans that jell-o is made out of pig's bones :).

Yep. Gelatin is a by-product from the processing of animal hides and bones. Really, it is. Seriously. Go look it up.

At 11/24/05 02:44 AM, Monolock wrote: Some Vegans are just animal-rights fanatics! They don't consider your life, or any other person's life, to be more important than say, the life of your Turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!... I'm serious! Most of you have probably heard of P.E.T.A. (People for the ethical treatment of animals). A lot of their members are wackos! This organization actually states that they believe it is "murder" to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving! NO SERIOUSLY! That's what they believe!.... All I got to say is remember the words of Chris Rock, "If you're one of the people on this planet fortunate enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the s@#t out of it!"

Dude, don't even get me started on P.E.T.A. I hate them with a passion. Look up their financial documents. Since P.E.T.A. is a non-profit organization, their recods are open to the public. You can see who they give money to, but not necessarily what for. There was a guy that firebombed a medical research facility that housed animals for use in research. He's been given checks signed by P.E.T.A. in the amount of $30k+.

Also, one of their head people uses insulin injections. P.E.T.A. belives that anything that comes from or is tested on animals is evil. That person's injections were first tested on dogs.

If you guys think Vegans are bad,un-natural,and whatever.Just imagine being like a chicken prepared to be eaten by crazy king kong munkys!

At 11/24/05 02:54 AM, CardinalFang wrote:

Dude, don't even get me started on P.E.T.A. I hate them with a passion. Look up their financial documents. Since P.E.T.A. is a non-profit organization, their recods are open to the public. You can see who they give money to, but not necessarily what for. There was a guy that firebombed a medical research facility that housed animals for use in research. He's been given checks signed by P.E.T.A. in the amount of $30k+.

Also, one of their head people uses insulin injections. P.E.T.A. belives that anything that comes from or is tested on animals is evil. That person's injections were first tested on dogs.

Wow.... Dude, I didn't know they were funding terrorism! Thanks for the info., I'll use it to convince other people I know regarding the REAL situation with P.E.T.A..... Sadly, a lot of people think it's just a group of animal-lovers!

Uhm... "Juniors" or "Janitors"?

You could make things better by giving her a case of red spraypaint & inviting her to an anti-fur rally.

At 11/24/05 03:20 AM, Monolock wrote:

At 11/24/05 02:54 AM, CardinalFang wrote:

Dude, don't even get me started on P.E.T.A. I hate them with a passion. Look up their financial documents. Since P.E.T.A. is a non-profit organization, their recods are open to the public. You can see who they give money to, but not necessarily what for. There was a guy that firebombed a medical research facility that housed animals for use in research. He's been given checks signed by P.E.T.A. in the amount of $30k+.

Also, one of their head people uses insulin injections. P.E.T.A. belives that anything that comes from or is tested on animals is evil. That person's injections were first tested on dogs.

Wow.... Dude, I didn't know they were funding terrorism! Thanks for the info., I'll use it to convince other people I know regarding the REAL situation with P.E.T.A..... Sadly, a lot of people think it's just a group of animal-lovers!

I'm not sure if you're mocking me, but here some info that 1992 firebombing case anyway.
http://www.naiaonlin..y/ca_arson_terrorist

(8-7-03).htm

Actually, a number of arsonists mentioned in that link are associated with P.E.T.A. It's a long read.

I see what you mean. These vegans are the worst kind. *cough*PETA*cough*

One time, a skinny girl who would've had 20 supermodels calling her, "bitch," saw me eating some Popeye's chicken, and she called me a murdering asshole. I told her, "Fuck off, ya skeleton ho!"

Another great lie: You can never be too rich or too thin. (Ok, half-lie. They were right about the too rich part.)

At 11/23/05 01:09 PM, BigChave53 wrote: People who dont eat meat? Your kidding right... It should be a sin.

Vegans annoy me. We have canine teeth for a reason... to eat meat. They complain about everything that they don't eat.

screw what other people say if they scream your a murderer for killing chickens or cows just say yep i kill baby cows and eat Veal and i kill baby chickens and have chicklets and Eggs every morning i would eat baby deer too !!!

fucking people making me sick sometimes dont eat meat it hurts the enviroment!!!
Since the begining of time mankind has hunted animals for clothing and meat... dont like it too fucking bad

vegan Eat no food that is derived of animals that includes milk products
they can have soymilk or ricemilk
no Eggs no honey no meat cheese anything than animal made or made from an animal....

vegetarians arent that serious they at least will drink milk eat yogert etc
vegans are the stupid fuckers who are insane about animal rights

just tell them this

IF god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt make them taste so yummy

At 11/24/05 07:46 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: IF god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt make them taste so yummy

lol, vegans complain about what we eat when we've been eating it for thousands of years. Other animals, like a lion eat wildabeast and stuff, you don't see vegans going up to carnivore animals screaming "OMG! u fuckin asshole stop murdering your fellow animals!" Plus vegans have a shorter lifespan than us so why should i care if that vegan down the street dies from not having certain nutrients in his/her body.

eatting too much meat isnt good for ya,but we have canine teeth for a reason!
since the dawn of time
humans have hunted animals
thats why are top of the food chain
Nothing hunts us
like how lions hunt gazelle or zebra they are part of the food chain
we hunt everything that moves
fuck what vegens think its thier opinion
if they get on your nerves smile and say mmmmmmmMMMM yummy and eat it slow and show the meat and say seee it im gonna have more
im gonna eat baby cow <veal> and chickens and i hope they died slow yummy
the pain makes them taste yummier

I quote Ron White:

"'What are you doing to help the enviornment?'

I'm eating the cows. But i'm only one man, whatever the hell that meant."

For Every animal you dont eat im gonna eat Three

At 11/23/05 01:16 PM, DroopyA wrote: Vegans and Vegitarians are stupid.

Jesus christ, there are more reasons to being a vegetarian than not being a farmer.

How about:

http://www.britishmeat.com/49.htm

You've got the wrong image of vegetarians. Maybe cows and turkeys do fall foul of nature sometimes, I have never experienced life on a farm, so I can't vouch for or against that. Maybe they are only good for food (and leather). Again, I can't vouch for or against that. But I can vouch for vegetarianism. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE VEGETARIAN, DOESNT MEAN THAT THEY WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO BE. Loosen up a bit.

Vegans are those emos you see with spiked hair a spiked collars/wrist bands, wearing shirts that say "Kiss me, I'm vegan".....Yeah, I actually saw that shirt once. Man, Harris Teeter actracts LOTS of weirdos.

top of the food chain = you eat meat

At 11/24/05 08:27 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote: top of the food chain = you eat meat

That reminds me, Happy Fucking Thanksgiving, everyone. Enjoy your turkey and ham and all that.