Looking for Comedy Writer

[Mistasmijen]

hello.

i am verrry bored and want to animate! Any comedy writers out there witht AIM?

boooooored

[cheese-meister]

Here ya go...

Jimmy: "So i says to this guy right, i tell him that his mom is a virgin, and like..."

Karl: "does this story have any relevance to the fact that my gerbil has bird flu?"

Jimmy: "Excuse me, i was talking, and so he says to me 'I hate you' and then so..."

Karl: "Will you please shut up, this is a very depressing time for me"

Jimmy: "SHH! And so i poke him, and he goes like 'Dont poke me' all posh like and so..."

Karl: "Look, I'm sure youre a great guy but i have to go..."

Jimmy: "Be quiet, and then so i get my katana out and like stab him and he stopped moving... Then i called the cops and confessed, and thats why im in jail now..."

Karl: "What? we're in jail?"

Jimmy: "No, Not really"

Karl: "I hate you"

Jimmy: *Pokes*

Karl: "Don't poke me"

I'm sure you can guess what happens next, have fun

[Zombie-hand-studios]

Two eskimos went fishing then suddenly an avalanche fell on top of them.
Eskimo 1: GET ME OUT TUBBY!!!!
Eskimo ": I cant its snow use

[LaCosaNostra]

A guy and a girl sitting at a table (at the same table, like a date), in this nice italian restaurant. Candle light dinner, they are all dressed up nicely. Quiet romantic music playing in the background. You know all that gay romantic gizmo. The guy pushes his plate aside. Wipes his face with a napkin. Stands up. Goes up to the girl. Bends down on one knee. Takes out a little black box, opens it, there is a huge golden ring inside with a huge diamond. The girl gasps, she thinks this is it, this is the final moment. The Guy goes "Jessice....." minute of silence, "will you......" a longer pause. The girl nearly faints, she is totaly impressed, ready to say yes, and start kissing the guy. Then the guy goes. "...have a look at this ring, and tell me what you think. cuz i want to ask this girl to marry me, and i don't know whether or not she will like this ring." The girl is crushed, you can see it in her face. She says, "there is another girl? I thought I was the one." The guy says, "what do you mean you thought you werre the one, that girl I've been telling you about for the past 3 months." Jessica goes "What girl?" The guy responds, "Jeez don't you ever listen to me? Her name is BOB! I've been going on and on abouit her for the past 3 months." Girl looks surprised, and you can see tears in her eyes. She squeaks out, "Bob's a girl?" With a smile , the guy says, "almost."

[Pyromaniac]

bob joke is awesome. heh heh heh

[LaCosaNostra]

At 11/19/05 06:34 PM, pyro111 wrote: bob joke is awesome. heh heh heh

Thanks, hehe.

Can some1 animate it? I tried but then got bored. I've got lots of funny ideas, but too lazy to animate them. I tried a few of them, but because I onle spent several hours oni them they look crappy.

[Ani-Money]

At 11/19/05 06:50 PM, anitsirc wrote:

At 11/19/05 06:34 PM, pyro111 wrote: bob joke is awesome. heh heh heh

Thanks, hehe.

Can some1 animate it? I tried but then got bored. I've got lots of funny ideas, but too lazy to animate them. I tried a few of them, but because I onle spent several hours oni them they look crappy.

ill take the bob joke if topic starter doesnt want it :P

i just hope u didnt get the idea from a past experience...lol

[Rammer]

At 11/19/05 05:00 PM, Zombie_hand_studios wrote: Two eskimos went fishing then suddenly an avalanche fell on top of them.
Eskimo 1: GET ME OUT TUBBY!!!!
Eskimo ": I cant its snow use

thats something my mom would tell me. not only that, but its a horrible pun -_-

[texmex1]

NO AIM BIT AIM FUNNY

[texmex1]

HERES ONE I MESS WITH MY MOM 1 DAY SO SHE GOES OH YEH U LOVE MY HOUR-GLASS GIGURE(TO EMBARASS ME). I TELL HER SHES MORE LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF.
SHE GOES KISS MY ASS I
I SAY WHAT ACRE

[texmex1]

I MEANT FIGURE, HOUR-GLASS FIGURE

[Rammer]

At 11/19/05 11:24 PM, texmex1 wrote: I MEANT FIGURE, HOUR-GLASS FIGURE

dont EVER type in all caps, or triple post. thats about as n00bish as you can get.

collect ALL of your thoughts and put them into one post.

[Fucks-Funny]

At 11/19/05 11:22 PM, texmex1 wrote: HERES ONE I MESS WITH MY MOM 1 DAY SO SHE GOES OH YEH U LOVE MY HOUR-GLASS GIGURE(TO EMBARASS ME). I TELL HER SHES MORE LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF.
SHE GOES KISS MY ASS I
I SAY WHAT ACRE

You have a weird family. My mom would never imply something like that. She's YOUR MOTHER, for christs sake! And even if my mom did say something like that I would never say something like you did. My dad would beat my down with a stick, and kick me out of the house for ever.

[texmex1]

My mom is way more sarcastic than i am, she found what said funny and prides me on being so sarcastic.
She dropped me off at school 1 time she says out loud (to embarass me) "BY HONEY BLOW MOMMY A KISS"
i about killed myself.

[repenter]

If what you're looking for is not found you should try and look in the C&C Forum for the Writer's Guild there's plenty of writers in there I'm one of them so I should know.

[Mistasmijen]

haha, that bob one was funny. Maybe ill give it a shot, if whats his face isnt already doing it. Hell maybe we could do it together.