At 11/19/05 04:43 AM, jantje_lover wrote:
I just went outside and I saw 8 people smoking. Let's see how stupid they are:
1. It shortens your life, and you only have one!
better than being a crippled old man
2.It costs a lot of money!
so does electricity but we dont need it
3.It smells. Bad.
so does working really hard but we all do it
4.You get yellow teeth
thats why you brush your teeth
5.You cough. Bad.
6.It doesnt help against stress
how would you fucking know? everyone is different
7.Your friends live shorter too.
oh dear my friends are dead! get new ones
8.Your not tough if you smoke
whoever said it was tough to smoke
I can't believe why people are still doing it....
it funds the goverment, its can slim you down, its relaxing
now go fuck yourself