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20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:24:26 Reply

20 ways to freak people out at school:

1.While walking down the hallway, run up and push someone against a locker and whisper to them "dont tell ANYONE", then run off.

2.While talking to someone at lunch or in the hall, in the middle of them speaking yell "FART!" as loud as possible.

3.While your debating with the teacher in class, say "No, it happened like this", and roll on the ground yelling "EALOUEALOUALOU"

4.When the lunch lady asks what you want while your in the lunch line at school, say "The cow liver sounds scrumptious". Then if they look at you funny, start laughing hysterically and bang your head on the tray a couple of times.

5.While moving from one class to another, skip down the hall frantically singing "Mary had a little lamb". When stopped by one of the teachers, ask them if they've seen your lamb.

6.Be like Gareth, that'll scare the shit out of everyone.

7.Come into school carrying a seramic hippo, and when people ask why you have a hippo with you, say "its my best friend jonathon!"

8.If you break your arm come up to people and ask them to sign your cast. After theyre done, while theyre still pulling their head away from your arm, Hit them in the face as hard as possible then run.

9.Bake muffins for the class. Bring them in one day and say "i was just feeling generous". After they eat them, say "Did i mention that theyre poisonous?"

10.Near christmas time, dress up as santa claus and come into school with a large sack of wrapped boxes. Yell "presents for everyone!" and then start throwing them at peoples faces.

11.When someone continues to annoy you, turn around and yell "ARE YOU READY TO DUEL, KAIBA?!"

12.In the event someone actually answers number 11 as yes, then pull out some yu-gi-oh cards (always have them on hand) and begin to eat them.

13.Come up to a random person and say "saldfjasdlfjasldjf", but make it sound like you were trying to say something, they just didn't hear. When they say what, say what again, and allow it to become a never ending chain of what's and huh's

14.During the winter, come to school dressed in nothing but a tanktop, them come to your first period teacher and say (while shivering) "Hi, Im larry, the shivering chipmunk, BUUUR, im cold, i need a sweater."

15.Repace the word fuck with something random, such as roberto. Then whenever you would normally say the word fuck, say roberto instead. "MY PEN WONT REOBERTOING WORK!"

16.Come into school with 8 cups of coffee. Line them up on the ground infront of the main doors, and ask everyone to come and watch. While they are all gathered infront of the coffee cups, kick them and let the hot, boiling, scolding coffee get all over them.

17.Walk around school and classes singing the theme to Teen Titans, and when someone tells you to stop, start singing the theme to Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, and if they tell you to stop that, then grab them by the neck and say "I know what you did last summer..."

18.While your on your screenname with the school computer, open teh sound that says "IM WATCHING GAY PORN!" and leave it open. Then log off, and leave your s/n and password there. Also turn the speakers all the way up. When someone gets tempted to log on as you, the teacher will hear "IM WATCHING GAY PORN!" come from your computer.

19.Come into school with your hands up near your shoulders and your arms bent and clenched to your sides. Then clap in this position while skipping, singing "CLAP LIKE A T REX, CLAP LIKE A T REX!"

20.Last but not least, bring a hand held boom box to school, with a tape or cd with the jaws theme music on it. Then in lunch, when a morbidly obise person passes your table, turn on the boom box, and yell "ITS COMING THIS WAY!"

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:28:12 Reply

G4U. Instead of scaring ppl, i scare ppl by a hacking technique on my school network. create a hyperlink, linking to \\richard\int02$. then add files to ppls directories, saying stuff like ermm... well thats ur decision. dont worry, only ppl at my school can do that.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:28:47 Reply

ahaha. you should post this on rotteneggs.com


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:29:28 Reply

most of those are actually really funny, i could imagine seeing them happen.


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:29:39 Reply

21. When in the shower with other boys and one of them drops the soap...


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:29:56 Reply

why did i post that. it has nout to do with this thread topic. 0_o

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:30:00 Reply

Only number 1 was remotely funyn at all.


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:31:15 Reply

None of this would freak me out...unless you did it with a british accent, now THAT would be fucking crazy.


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:31:43 Reply

At 11/17/05 05:30 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Only number 1 was remotely funyn at all.

1 sucked, but some of the others where funny. You just are a fag who needs to leav some bad remark on peoples post

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:31:55 Reply

I loved the last one.


<3 the old music back.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:33:03 Reply

i'll save these for later...
i need to do a few of them

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:33:34 Reply

Ways to freak people out at school:

34. Say “you know what grosses me out? People who bathe and shower”
33. Talk in a very bad British accent.
32. Cast spells on those who piss you off.
31. Give people great deals on large kegs.
30. Make a public statement about your superiority.
29. Cross-dress. When sent home, call a lawyer.
28. Instigate a revolution.
27. Put yourself in harms way. When injured, blame others.
26. Use essay assignments to tell teachers exactly what’s wrong with them.
25. Publicly call teachers “old pal”
24. Run out of the restroom screaming “I looked in the mirror and some hick with a mullet looked back!”
23. Walk up to random people in the cafeteria and take their food.
22. Ask people “hey didn’t I see you in a porno once?”
21. Rub hands together in an evil manner.
20. Use random words as slang. Make it sound like you’re talking about drugs.
19. Wear a sweater vest.
18. Introduce people as opposite sex: My baby’s mama/daddy same sex: my life partner.
17. Talk about what will happen when “They” come. Be very evasive about who “They” are.
16. Be a connoisseur of chewing pencils.
15. Call your locker “my evil lair”.
14. Write all essays in 1337. Act offended when the teacher can’t read it.
13. Tell people that you eat death.
12. When somebody asks you for something, say it’s your precious.
11. Ask people at random if they are virgins.
10. Ask the success-challenged culinary personnel (PC for lunch ladies) for human babies.
9. Use a very bad French accent.
8. Scream “IT’S ALIVE!!” at random points in the day.
7. Talk like the Hardy boys (Gee that’s swell!)
6. If you can’t get it in the LOTR catalogue, don’t wear it.
5. Talk about how the fairies/aliens are playing pranks on you. Act deadly serious.
4. Sacrifice your lunch.
3. Mutter “when I go columbine I’ll…”
2. Never be seen without an unholy symbol of Erythnul, god of hate, envy, malice, panic, ugliness and slaughter (from D & D)
1. Hum the jaws music.

I did it first, he ripped off

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:34:22 Reply

ahahaha gota try that last one!!

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:34:39 Reply

i go up behind people and say "Helllllooooooo Jeeeeellllllyyy jeeeellllllyyyy" tht usualy does the trick

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:35:06 Reply

At 11/17/05 05:33 PM, some gay noob wrote wrote:
:Im a complete and udder gay noob!

who the fuck are you

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:35:39 Reply

Ultimate way to scare kids run into the school with an automatic weapon screaming "Get the fuck on the ground!"

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:36:39 Reply

At 11/17/05 05:33 PM, CrystalKestrel wrote: i suck balls

we know

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:37:17 Reply

156: shout out when the teacher gets the class queit cream those jeans
100: ask the teacher if u can go to the toilet and if he says yes go awwwwwwwwww aaaaaaaaaaa then go thnks if he says no go overto his desk and pick up the chair and run a round shouting peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeeeeeeeeeee nfmjralkshnlkfinsrelng laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im a bunie

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:38:44 Reply

At 11/17/05 05:37 PM, dj20003 wrote: 156: shout out when the teacher gets the class queit cream those jeans
100: ask the teacher if u can go to the toilet and if he says yes go awwwwwwwwww aaaaaaaaaaa then go thnks if he says no go overto his desk and pick up the chair and run a round shouting peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeeeeeeeeeee nfmjralkshnlkfinsrelng laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im a bunie

and you lose

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:39:03 Reply

I did not!!

He lies!!!

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:40:18 Reply

10010000000000000: when someone asks u for a pencil shout out u if its a girl shout U LIKE GIRLSEEEESSSSSSSSSSSE if its a boy SHOUT OUT U WOULD LIKE IT IN THE ANAL
1000000000000003:fuck avending machine

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:41:08 Reply

I suck big hairy balls.
please laugh at me and call me a noob.
sorry for every coming to newgrounds and posting my gay list.
im actually onnly 6.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:42:54 Reply

These are actually pretty funny. Good job, and I'd also like to congratulate you on your "What Is Love" series. I enjoyed those.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:43:03 Reply

More like 20 ways to be a total fag.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:43:48 Reply

1000000000000000120: phone some one and cyber out load
15555555265869498: shout out u momma fucks bunnies panties and thrust hard and say out load 61

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:45:13 Reply

the first one made me laugh, and then the yu-gi-oh ones did too... but most of them were just moronic


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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:52:16 Reply

To realy scare people at school is to burn it

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:56:14 Reply

Sorry, but this just seemed lame. I didn't find it funny in the least, and, the unfortunate thing is that the list started off fairly good.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 17:58:23 Reply

At 11/17/05 05:29 PM, Planky wrote: 21. When in the shower with other boys and one of them drops the soap...

Haha, you should've made the list instead.

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Response to 20 ways to scare people at school 2005-11-17 18:02:21 Reply

Tape condoms to your test paper and when she comments about it say "Oh that was a pretty good whore for $50!"