20 ways to freak people out at school:
1.While walking down the hallway, run up and push someone against a locker and whisper to them "dont tell ANYONE", then run off.
2.While talking to someone at lunch or in the hall, in the middle of them speaking yell "FART!" as loud as possible.
3.While your debating with the teacher in class, say "No, it happened like this", and roll on the ground yelling "EALOUEALOUALOU"
4.When the lunch lady asks what you want while your in the lunch line at school, say "The cow liver sounds scrumptious". Then if they look at you funny, start laughing hysterically and bang your head on the tray a couple of times.
5.While moving from one class to another, skip down the hall frantically singing "Mary had a little lamb". When stopped by one of the teachers, ask them if they've seen your lamb.
6.Be like Gareth, that'll scare the shit out of everyone.
7.Come into school carrying a seramic hippo, and when people ask why you have a hippo with you, say "its my best friend jonathon!"
8.If you break your arm come up to people and ask them to sign your cast. After theyre done, while theyre still pulling their head away from your arm, Hit them in the face as hard as possible then run.
9.Bake muffins for the class. Bring them in one day and say "i was just feeling generous". After they eat them, say "Did i mention that theyre poisonous?"
10.Near christmas time, dress up as santa claus and come into school with a large sack of wrapped boxes. Yell "presents for everyone!" and then start throwing them at peoples faces.
11.When someone continues to annoy you, turn around and yell "ARE YOU READY TO DUEL, KAIBA?!"
12.In the event someone actually answers number 11 as yes, then pull out some yu-gi-oh cards (always have them on hand) and begin to eat them.
13.Come up to a random person and say "saldfjasdlfjasldjf", but make it sound like you were trying to say something, they just didn't hear. When they say what, say what again, and allow it to become a never ending chain of what's and huh's
14.During the winter, come to school dressed in nothing but a tanktop, them come to your first period teacher and say (while shivering) "Hi, Im larry, the shivering chipmunk, BUUUR, im cold, i need a sweater."
15.Repace the word fuck with something random, such as roberto. Then whenever you would normally say the word fuck, say roberto instead. "MY PEN WONT REOBERTOING WORK!"
16.Come into school with 8 cups of coffee. Line them up on the ground infront of the main doors, and ask everyone to come and watch. While they are all gathered infront of the coffee cups, kick them and let the hot, boiling, scolding coffee get all over them.
17.Walk around school and classes singing the theme to Teen Titans, and when someone tells you to stop, start singing the theme to Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, and if they tell you to stop that, then grab them by the neck and say "I know what you did last summer..."
18.While your on your screenname with the school computer, open teh sound that says "IM WATCHING GAY PORN!" and leave it open. Then log off, and leave your s/n and password there. Also turn the speakers all the way up. When someone gets tempted to log on as you, the teacher will hear "IM WATCHING GAY PORN!" come from your computer.
19.Come into school with your hands up near your shoulders and your arms bent and clenched to your sides. Then clap in this position while skipping, singing "CLAP LIKE A T REX, CLAP LIKE A T REX!"
20.Last but not least, bring a hand held boom box to school, with a tape or cd with the jaws theme music on it. Then in lunch, when a morbidly obise person passes your table, turn on the boom box, and yell "ITS COMING THIS WAY!"