How do I get laid?

[cool-penguin-0]

Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

[Final-Sam]

That's right!

[Mr-Pope]

Yeah, the internet works, then start on Newgrounds to close the deal.

[STEM]

bake her a fancy cake, like the one mamatequila just showed me.

(not work safe lollololoUALEAULA)
http://image06.websh..6970668ozThUu_ph.jpg

[Fiberoptic-Ninja]

you get a girl naked with her permission open her legs and slide your erect penis into her vagina - nuff said

[BlackerOuT]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

Yeah sir, use MSN or ICQ!
Good Lucky [/sarcasm]

[Ken-Korrupt]

Tell her about how your high speed connection is compatible with her ethernet adapter.

[lolomfgisuck]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

What the hell is a "girl"?

[Sk8erGirl14]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

you'd get a blank stare...they dont know what the internet is....pfttt...but if you talk about the fall fashions...that's like Gold...and the panties drop...but also they go right back on when they find out you're gay...

[B4R0N]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

wow you must of done this before you little studmuffin

[NAL9000]

At 11/16/05 11:52 AM, R3dF0x wrote:

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

but also they go right back on when they find out you're gay...

Don't be so sure, nothing makes someone want something more than not being able to get it.

[Preternatural]

At 11/16/05 11:59 AM, NAL9000 wrote: Don't be so sure, nothing makes someone want something more than not being able to get it.

Yeah. Chicks dig gay men more than straight ones.

[Monodi]

At 11/16/05 11:52 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

What the hell is a "girl"?

Something you'll never get :)

[Sk8erGirl14]

At 11/16/05 12:05 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote:

At 11/16/05 11:59 AM, NAL9000 wrote: Don't be so sure, nothing makes someone want something more than not being able to get it.

Yeah. Chicks dig gay men more than straight ones.

Im not a gay basher...they like them only cause they listen to them...real guys just nod their heads and look at their boobs...

[EagleRock]

Take a lesson from Elvis...this is how you do it:

[JoS]

Turn of your computer and leave your parents basement.

[jim-bob-jones]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

no no go up to the girl and get your penis out a show her and she'll dive right on it *ermm ouch?*

[Knudsen]

At 11/16/05 11:52 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: What the hell is a "girl"?

omg that made me laugh XD

[TjA]

well like always there are 2 ways:

1.Get them drunk

2.Engauge in a interesting*cough* relationship for a couple of months
(i normally combine both but its pretty hard)

[Siiike]

Pull up to the corner, pick her up, talk about price and engage. Seduction works too if you have that power.

[Iggyman]

to use an old, and much overused saying, just be yourself .
If the girl doesnt like that, she's not worth pursuing. Same goes for women.
getting laid isnt difficult. Confidence is a plus, however.

dont go into a relationship EXPECTING to get laid right away. That will drive your lucky lady away really fast. dont make that the focus of your love or infatuation either.
Sex isnt the most important thing in life. Although many people will tell you otherwise.

[Planky2]

Spiking their drink normally works well.

[MaidenHead]

Chloroform.

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

Talk alot about M$, chicks dig that.

[MentalMyles]

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

well, no one will screw you, if you have a gay nickname like cool_penguin_0, come up with a better name and NO!!!!!!!!! Do not mention the internet, only mention it when you ask for her MSN address. Oh, yeah. Dont go up to them and go " Wanna suck my pen0r?" you'll just be askin for a slap.

[TheDoctor]

At 11/16/05 11:50 AM, _BlackDragon_ wrote:

At 11/16/05 11:49 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Do I like go up to a girl and tell her about the internet or what?

Yeah sir, use MSN or ICQ!

Don't forget to set up a firewall beforehand.
Remember kids: safe sex is good sex.

Buy a scented candle. They love that.

[Captain-Pugwash]

At 11/16/05 12:22 PM, NailsAreFun wrote: Spiking their drink normally works well.

i once had a friend who asked me to spike his drinks at a party

[Seanmlr]

Pumpkin pie always helps, o and a glass of milk to seal the deal

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 11/16/05 11:52 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: What the hell is a "girl"?

A figment of those damn liberal hippies imagination! They are trying to trick you into voting Democrat! Don't be fooled! Save yourself and vote republican!