People like this...

[da-pope]

Should have warning labels or something...
Yesterday in math me and this kid where just joking around and he's like "fuck you" so I responded with a "Like I fucked your mom last night?" and he just looked at me, got up in the middle of class and left.

So later on I told someone what happend and apparently this kids mom killed herself by lighting herself on fire in a car.

I'm going to hell.

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

Barbecue anyone?

[ArabFreak]

The answer is obvious: apologize.

[Moonhog]

WTF? That dude and his mum are both... weird. Everyone knows they never actually screwed your mum.

[B4R0N]

unlucky mate, i suggest you just appologise and say to him you didnt know, or you could just never speak to him again

[Zerok]

Nope. Not your fault at all.

It's his fault for engaging in any sort of activity that could warrant a mother-joke.
Like going swimming at a public pool after you get a tattoo. If he's not over it, he shouldn't invite that type of comment. Shame, because it wasn't intentional, but fuck, that's life.

[Ken-Korrupt]

At 11/16/05 11:24 AM, da_pope wrote:

I'm going to hell.

fuck that. you shouldnt feel bad - he's just being a little whiny bitch.

so what if his mother killed herself?

he should get the fuck over it. take up a new hobby or something.

[N-Antichrist]

stupid mum
stupid son

stay away

if someone reacts like that, they have issues

quite shocking though, and you must feel awful

[Ben]

Got necrophelia?

[Castlevania]

your friend needs to learn to take a joke, it was a bad joke, but only a joke nontheless. although he might just be taking advantage of the situation by walking out of class and having that as an excuse.

[Zerok]

Oh yeah, apology isn't outta the question, but you shouldn't feel bad, is all I'm saying.

[Sk8erGirl14]

unfortunate for him...you should appoligize for the that...however, you cant be held liable, there's no way you could have known what happened...

well, you can always make fun of his dad now...

[Hoohah]

Go up to him and say: "I've heard what happened to your mum.. and I still fucked her"

[da-pope]

I already apologized to him but still...

[JacksRage]

That is a weird way to kill yourself, sounds like a murder, his dad probably drugged her and lit her up.

Also you must have had some amazing lube to f a charred chick. Well unless she was only burned to that oozing puss human juices stage, then free lube for all.

[Zerok]

At 11/16/05 11:27 AM, -Hybrid- wrote: Got necrophelia?

Heheheheh. =D

At 11/16/05 11:31 AM, da_pope wrote: I already apologized to him but still...

But still what? Ball's in his court.
A mature person would understand your completely justified ignorance.

[Maus]

How recent was his mother's suicide?

Everyone saying he should 'get over it' should put themselves in that kid's shoes. I would be devastated by my mother's death. I have a friend whose mother died of cancer at Christmastime, and she still gets upset over it, 8 years later.

[Ken-Korrupt]

I was being sarcastic....

[Zerok]

At 11/16/05 11:38 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: I was being sarcastic....

Unfortunately, your comments were strikingly similar to the standard response from some dimwitted 14 year old. Sarcasm via text isn't the same as through voice, yo.

[Sk8erGirl14]

and this is why I am buddhist...so hard to let things go for a lot of people...but if you have the right mindset...all is well...

[Ken-Korrupt]

At 11/16/05 11:40 AM, Zerok wrote:

Unfortunately, your comments were strikingly similar to the standard response from some dimwitted 14 year old. Sarcasm via text isn't the same as through voice, yo.

Maybe the fact that they were so convincing should have given you a clue.

[Earfetish]

Like anyone really takes the statement 'I fucked your mum' seriously. He'll eventually have to come to terms with this.

Tell him his mum sucks cocks in Hell.

[Ken-Korrupt]

At 11/16/05 11:43 AM, Earfetish wrote: Like anyone really takes the statement 'I fucked your mum' seriously. He'll eventually have to come to terms with this.

Tell him his mum sucks cocks in Hell.

omg. better yet, perhaps quoting Billy Joel would be more appropriate.

We didnt start the fire
it was always burning since
the worlds been turning

[Sk8erGirl14]

At 11/16/05 11:43 AM, Earfetish wrote: Like anyone really takes the statement 'I fucked your mum' seriously. He'll eventually have to come to terms with this.

Tell him his mum sucks cocks in Hell.

I bet some people would...I know a few people who have moms that would have sex with thier friends...

I was shocked in highschool when I went to a party and this guys parents were there, and we helped his dad do a Keg Stand...and his mom was doing shots of Jeger with us...

[Evark]

One of the deciding factors for sure in my decision to start using "YOUR FACE" instead of "YOUR MOM". Nobody's face killed itself in some motor vehicle accident, and if it did, they're advertising it when you look at them. It's win-win.

Originality, however, is at an all-time low for me. I need more new material. I might start referring to someone's hair in a derogatory manner soon.

Since you've apologized, there's nothing you can do anymore. You're not obligated to feel all that bad about it since you've already apologized and it's not like you meant to hurt him in any way by the comment, just get the humor effect from saying it.

I blame his mother for dying before being able to teach him this stuff.

^LEWL TASTELESS^

[psycho-squirrel]

damn, well you cant blame him for being upset. maybe apologize to him. but dont expect him to forgive you any time soon. You have to let him take his time. i mean he just lost his mother and his friend tells he fucked her, even if it was a joke, it still would hurt badly.

[cool-penguin-0]

At 11/16/05 11:30 AM, Hoohah wrote: Go up to him and say: "I've heard what happened to your mum.. and I still fucked her"

That's the best thing I've read all week.

[Zerok]

At 11/16/05 11:42 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: Maybe the fact that they were so convincing should have given you a clue.

No, that grinds completely against the point I was making.
Often, sarcasm lends itself to a bit of a, sahll we say, unconvincing tone.
Also, the context of the topic will change the degree of unconvincery needed to be sucessfully sarcastic. Sometimes, even a lot wont be 100% obvious.

At 11/16/05 11:50 AM, Evark wrote: I blame his mother for dying before being able to teach him this stuff.

:o

[penis-plant]

bad idea to post it here. too many heartless idiots who dont care about anyting but themselves.

that kid lost his mother cause she comited suicide. not something easily gotten over.

[Ken-Korrupt]

At 11/16/05 11:59 AM, Zerok wrote:

No, that grinds completely against the point I was making.
Often, sarcasm lends itself to a bit of a, sahll we say, unconvincing tone.
Also, the context of the topic will change the degree of unconvincery needed to be sucessfully sarcastic. Sometimes, even a lot wont be 100% obvious.

Thats all good and well, as long as you know I'm not serious.

Its just a situation that begs for comedic elaboration, in one way or another.