They Caught the Bitch!

[ShinDenjin]

I dunno if any of you guys follow the news (with all the hoopla over the war and congress, I wouldn't blame you), but they finally caught that chick that was holding up banks while talking on her cell phone. I would never have known this, but the bitch was only 19! Man, they're getting younger and younger. That got me into thinking, if you were to rob a bank, how would you go about it? Be creative people, but keep within your means. I doubt anyone here is like Superman or anything like that...

could be wrong...

[Wizard-Lock]

Throw in a grenade and walk out.

Duh.

[hankthehero]

little bitch little bitch

[JacksRage]

At 11/15/05 11:40 AM, Kyle_Phoenix wrote: Throw in a grenade and walk out.

Duh.

Make a bomb send it through a drive through vaccum tube and have the detonator in meh hand tell them to give me the money or else, then when im safely far enough away blow it the hell up anyway.

[T-w-i-T-c-h]

I'd walk in, show them a bomb dud strapped around my chest, say that there is a timer on the bomb that will be shut down the minute i deliver ten million dollars to the people that are using me. (being absolutely noone)

[Ken-Korrupt]

If you want to do anything, all you have to do is believe in yourself.

You could do it unarmed, if you are confident enough.

And not a total retard, like Viper_Studios.

[chili-kitten]

I'd rather be superman than spiderman....

[Planky]

I would teleportize the money.

[ShinDenjin]

At 11/15/05 11:47 AM, chili_kitten wrote: I'd rather be superman than spiderman....

very innovative.... albeit a little graphic

[Ken-Korrupt]

OMFG!

SPIDERMAN!

[chili-kitten]

At 11/15/05 11:49 AM, S-Denjin wrote:

At 11/15/05 11:47 AM, chili_kitten wrote: I'd rather be superman than spiderman....

very innovative.... albeit a little graphic

The scary thing is, it's a genuine comic illustration

[ShinDenjin]

That pic reminds me of Caligula... Anyone seen that?

oh shit that was off topic... oh wells...

If I were to rob a bank, I'd make sure it was when they just opened, walk in and fire tranquilizer darts at the guards and tellers, and with a gun, blow out each customers knees and make off with the loot... Or I could walk in with a machete and hack everyone... but that's too messy for me anyhoo...

[Cancer]

id hide in the bank till its closed then when its closed shoot all guards and dig my way to mexico with a spoon

[ShinDenjin]

At 11/15/05 11:57 AM, jon_reid wrote: id hide in the bank till its closed then when its closed shoot all guards and dig my way to mexico with a spoon

what kind of spoon...? I'm thinking a wooden spoon, right?

[chili-kitten]

spork

[T-w-i-T-c-h]

At 11/15/05 11:57 AM, jon_reid wrote: id hide in the bank till its closed then when its closed shoot all guards and dig my way to mexico with a spoon

Without the money?

[ArabFreak]

Remember the guy who always wore baseball clothes while doing robberies? What happened to him?

[ShinDenjin]

At 11/15/05 12:11 PM, arab_freak wrote: Remember the guy who always wore baseball clothes while doing robberies? What happened to him?

He's doing 30 to life I hear...

[Dementika]

I would skydive out of a helicoptor onto the roof of the bank, blast open a hole through the roof with a c4, climb down a rope and into said bank, pull out my gun, take off my skimask so they can see who I am, and instead of robbing them, I would kindly ask if I could take $15 out of my account, and ask if they have any lollipops. And then 50 cent will be like, "You can lick my lollipop." and I'll be like, "No bitch, your black!". Then I would leave with my $15 and non-black lollipop and have a nice day. :)

[cool-penguin-0]

I'd go in, play the ultimate riff on my guitar, then they'd all be like "OMG TAKE THE MONEY COS IF j00 R TOO PLAY THAT teh AWESOME RIFF AGAIN WE WILL ALL DIE" as it takes a good few months of recovery after hearing such an awesome riff, loud and raw.

[Lost-Chances]

Find the plans, find the cameras. Walk in with 2 9mms and shoot all the cameras, ask for the money and then kill everyone.

[ShinDenjin]

At 11/15/05 12:22 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: Find the plans, find the cameras. Walk in with 2 9mms and shoot all the cameras, ask for the money and then kill everyone.

you forgot the napalm...

[TheDoctor]

I would stride up to the counter, whip my phallus out and place it on the desk, then threaten to put it away if they don't gird my loins with currency.

[MoonCraft]

I would have my FX friends make me some good prostetics to conceal my identity. Then I would walk into the bank after "borrowing" someones vehicle. To avoid the vehicle being flagged, I would steal something generic and then go to a local business, steal the tag off of the same make/model/color and switch tags. That way I would have at least a few hours or more depending on when said motorist finds the tag gone. I proceed to calmly walk in without saying a word. Present a note and a fake bomb, recieve my money, and drive away to Miami. There I would sell the car to a chop shop and hopefully I would get away with it.

[Miigga]

Throw in a Flashbang and run... Oh wait... I just think I left something important when robbing a bank...

[TheMaster]

I would put my hand under my coat and pretend its a gun.
Hey it could work!

[MoonCraft]

At 11/15/05 12:50 PM, Miigga wrote: Throw in a Flashbang and run... Oh wait... I just think I left something important when robbing a bank...

It's ok, it would still be fun as hell to blind everyone and vanish. Like a ninja!

[thelordofcheese]

At 11/15/05 11:43 AM, _TwiTch_ wrote: I'd walk in, show them a bomb dud strapped around my chest, say that there is a timer on the bomb that will be shut down the minute i deliver ten million dollars to the people that are using me. (being absolutely noone)

The Erie police would just arrest you in the street.

[SmilingAssasin]

Why oh why has nobody thought of using tear gas? All you need is a gas mask and weyhey! free money!

so simple

[Dream-of-Duke]

At 11/15/05 11:39 AM, S-Denjin wrote: I dunno if any of you guys follow the news (with all the hoopla over the war and congress, I wouldn't blame you), but they finally caught that chick that was holding up banks while talking on her cell phone. I would never have known this, but the bitch was only 19! Man. That got me into thinking, if you were to rob a bank, how would you go about it? Be creative people, but keep within your means.

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I would have my head covered and use a water gun to rob te bank, lol!