Scariest story you've ever heard?

[Crocomatoe]

I'm extremely bored. Do you have any scary stories?

[J0EY-LiGhTz]

Well when me and my dd use to go camping he use to like tell me the storie of the Blair Witch then he would like go out side the tent when im sleepingg and make noises then i would piss my pants and rant cuss words at my dad lol LOVE YA DAD.

R.I.P. DaD

[Yiffy]

When this guy came to his house and the ghosts said... BOO!

[Moonhog]

It was a dark and stormy night. The captain and his crew were sitting around a table in the cabin. The captain said to one of the crewmen,

"Tell us a story!"

So the crewman started.

*READ ABOVE*

[Planky]

Bill went to the park, Bill died.

Edn.

[Neruo]

The story of the man with man boobs.

edn.

[Hinotori]

If you want nightmares, read anything by H. P. Lovecraft.

[Wizard-Lock]

YOU GOTS AIDS.

That's pretty scary

[hankthehero]

At 11/15/05 09:49 AM, Crocomatoe wrote: I'm extremely bored. Do you have any scary stories?

the one about the n00b that did not use the search bar!

[ShinDenjin]

I've got one...

Bedn stoled j00r c817|]y!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[cool-penguin-0]

http://cardboardboxman.com/?p=14

That's a pretty scary story. It's epic, too.

[ShinDenjin]

I've got another one...

I was born...

:scariest shit evar...

[jimbowales]

At 11/15/05 09:49 AM, Crocomatoe wrote: I'm extremely bored. Do you have any scary stories?

The post, Scariest story you've ever heard?. I faint every time.

[Ken-Korrupt]

one day a chicken was engineered out of a test tube, grown, and then fried - into a bucket of chicken you had partaken of somewhere along the way.

[ShinDenjin]

At 11/15/05 12:30 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: one day a chicken was engineered out of a test tube, grown, and then fried - into a bucket of chicken you had partaken of somewhere along the way.

you took that off of the KFC site did you?

[sodasobadly]

I have one that actually to me is scary as hell. More or less disturbing but scary in its own way.

I saw this special on Dateline (see that's how you know it's scary) about twins and how they grow up different or the same blah blah blah DNA and all that crap.
So they go through the lives of these twins and it's all boring and shitty and then they get to the last set.

The first twin is a yoga instructor or something and he lives in a big house with a pretty wife and children and lots of fancy gadgets and big screen TVs even though he's supposed to be all one with nature and crap. Then they show his twin. He is in a park, sleeping on a bench, with a beard literally down to his navel, wasting away begging for change. And the yoga bitch is like "Yep this is my brother" ... okay. Take him in maybe? Give him a powerbar or some granola or whey protien or something? No. He takes fucking Jane Pauley or whoever with the camera crew to visit his homeless twin brother but doesn't give him change or anything, he is still wasting away living on a bench. Twin brother does nothing to help him but show his plight on national TV.

To me, that is scarier than fuck. Oh and also, once there was this killer and where his left hand was supposed to be was ... his RIGHT hand! FUCKING CREEPY!

[TheDoctor]

Miles_ and I were having secks when all of a sudden he turned around
AND HE WAS EARFETISH

/true story

[Lieven]

Story of the unknown guitarist! Gives me the creeps!!
Want me to tell it?