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Jar1head

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Posted at: 11/14/05 08:37 PM

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my mommy helped me wit mine LOL i just kidding i was by my self at night 2 am and was bored on my computer and i was about 12 lol


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At 11/14/05 08:34 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 11/14/05 08:23 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: There was a helicopter, a pelican, a friendly stanger, and a rash on my rear in the morning.
Oh. You said orgasm.

I thought you said baptism.

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At 11/14/05 06:47 PM, -Rule- wrote: Simple.
When the PPV Cable was still around, I changed the channel to 59. I was 11 then, so I saw the man jerk off into the lady's mouth. I was curious about jerking it, so I did. Like 5minutes later, BAM! It's like I felt a vibration through my hands and my head. Then I saw a white liquid come out of my "WANG."

I heard that if you jerk it before 15 you get hairy palms and go blind! But I said HEARD. I don't know of it's true or not.


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Jesus Christ Almighty 917 Views and 92 replies......woow


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At 11/14/05 06:47 PM, -Rule- wrote:
I heard that if you jerk it before 15 you get hairy palms and go blind! But I said HEARD. I don't know of it's true or not.

omfg how can that be true, wanking is just liek sex rele and virtually everyone has sex in life

think about it next time m8 8-)


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At 11/14/05 03:07 PM, chili_kitten wrote: With an electric toothbrush when i was 12

You were cleaning your pussy with a toothbrush?
How ... clean :-s...


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Lieven

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At 11/15/05 03:22 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote: Jesus Christ Almighty 917 Views and 92 replies......woow

Second Orgasm Ever?


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DarkWriter

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I had my first orgasm by masturbation when I was 14.


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At 11/14/05 03:22 PM, Nielus wrote:
At 11/14/05 03:03 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote:
My first?? just think... ...oh yes I remember my girlfriend was comming to me no parents that was first time I goes

Lawl good first post

mine, wanking, 2 years ago


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DarkWriter

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At 11/15/05 03:39 PM, Bartaci wrote:
At 11/14/05 03:22 PM, Nielus wrote:
At 11/14/05 03:03 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote:
My first?? just think... ...oh yes I remember my girlfriend was comming to me no parents that was first time I goes
Lawl good first post

mine, wanking, 2 years ago

How old are you ?


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Bartaci

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At 11/15/05 03:31 PM, mister_maggot wrote:
At 11/15/05 03:22 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote: Jesus Christ Almighty 917 Views and 92 replies......woow
Second Orgasm Ever?

Ahahaha i never saw that ^_^ that was funny


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Bartaci

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14, last time I checked


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At 11/14/05 03:03 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote: ok people, when and where was your first? Mine was (dont ask how i remember) in 3rd grade at home watching Captain Planet, just was messing around (we all did back then) and BAM...."WOW" it was crazy...then i jerked the gerkin 4 more times....?

hey i watched that show and.........OMG YOU JERKED OFF TO THAT! omg there are better things to jerk off to than that


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wht the fuck is this, why do u want to know about this.


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At 11/14/05 06:57 PM, OVlez wrote:
At 11/14/05 05:26 PM, shadowking72 wrote: but how can you do it when your 7...................................you know what i dont want to know
Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. Even though at that age most kids can barely get it up, I could still feeling some tingling sensation down there. :P

right.....silly me i would have never guessed......


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Man, the bbs is getting nosier and nosier...


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When I was 12 ;)
So... 7th grade?
Yes, 7th grade !


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At 11/14/05 03:20 PM, Anarchy_Burger wrote: i got my first blowjob at 15, at my friend's cousin's house, i had known her for like 4 mins, next thing i know, im in the bathroom blowing my load on the floor, she was so hot.

haha nice


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At 11/14/05 08:40 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 11/14/05 08:34 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 11/14/05 08:23 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: There was a helicopter, a pelican, a friendly stanger, and a rash on my rear in the morning.
Oh. You said orgasm.

I thought you said baptism.
lolwin

*laughing*

Baptism...


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uhhh it was waaaay to long ago, but I've been lovin it ever since


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Kharbon

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At 11/14/05 03:19 PM, -Tim- wrote: Does God masturbate?|

LOL

Thats why i dont go out when its that snowy/slushy stuff O.O


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it was sometime after a became 11
i'm a lateborn that's why


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Kaleidoscope

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Acually my first was in Disneyland while I was falling down in the Tower of Terror. It was really weird but I got an orgasm out of nowhere.


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At 11/15/05 05:07 PM, -Sickair- wrote: Acually my first was in Disneyland while I was falling down in the Tower of Terror. It was really weird but I got an orgasm out of nowhere.

Very interesting, i once masturbated during every period in one day, it was a dare. god my nuts hurt by the end of the day, but i was 250 dollars richer.


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When I was 11.

That's all you guys have to know about it.


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Anarchy-Burger

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At 11/16/05 09:45 AM, DemonHybrid wrote: When I was 11.

That's all you guys have to know about it.

damn, i want more damn you! more!


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damn, i want more damn you! more!

Ok:

It was with your mom.

Now, seriously, no more.


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that just made my day even worse.


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Wtf is orgasm???

Oh wait... That thing.


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Sometime when I was 11.

i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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