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Posted at: 11/11/05 07:45 PM
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Jesus loves you. He does. That's why He created this world full of love, just so you can enjoy it. Halo? JESUS. Beer? JESUS. Internet? JESUS. So why don't you just let him into your heart and convert to Christianity? Do Buddha or the almighty "science" do half as much?
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Posted at: 11/11/05 07:46 PM
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Who invented voyuerism?
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fuck u
Best thread ever.
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Yay for Jesus!
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Posted at: 11/11/05 07:47 PM
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jesus, he da man yo!
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At 11/11/05 07:46 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: Who invented voyuerism?
JESUS. You never heard of anyone getting VD through voyeurism, either.
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He loves me more then you.
lol
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who is this jesus?
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yeah go preach to someone else you extremist
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Jesus was out there dying for all our sins while Buddah was eating at a local Blimpie.
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:48 PM
Well which jesus? Regular jesus, super jesus, robot jesus, which one??
At 11/11/05 07:47 PM, Jinzoa wrote: yeah go preach to someone else you extremist
Why are such a person that rejects Jesus's love? How is love wrong?
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Ahh, the motto of the 700 Club.
"Jesus loves the little children, except for these two and that one over there..."
So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:49 PM
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Jesus is such a gay.
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:50 PM
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At 11/11/05 07:48 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: Well which jesus? Regular jesus, super jesus, robot jesus, which one??
underwater jesus.
cool story bro
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Jesus saves.
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.
i reject his love as he has std's,
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He also created a world full of hate.... maybe he hates us. Maybe Jesus = Satan *DUN DUN DUN*
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:51 PM
At 11/11/05 07:48 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: "Jesus loves the little children, except for these two and that one over there..."
Well, they're jews. What did you expect? You could pratically HEAR them plotting.
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:52 PM
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Jesus saves. Everyone else takes 2d6 fire damage.
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:53 PM
At 11/11/05 07:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: At 11/11/05 07:48 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: "Jesus loves the little children, except for these two and that one over there..."Well, they're jews. What did you expect? You could pratically HEAR them plotting.
Careful FUNK. that's demmodding liability. No opinions for you.
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:54 PM
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Wouldn't Christianity be screwed if Jesus was crucified on a ten foot donut? *^_^* \m/
At 11/11/05 07:50 PM, Zel0s wrote: He also created a world full of hate.... maybe he hates us. Maybe Jesus = Satan *DUN DUN DUN*
Or maybe Satan has corrupted the world. For instance: hentai. Jesus only ever made REAL porn. Cartoon porn is clearly an act of the Lord of Flies. It's Satan's bastardizations of Jesus's master plan that cause hate. Jesus himself does not hate, he merely reflects the hate of Satan.
Posted at: 11/11/05 07:57 PM
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At 11/11/05 07:52 PM, CardboardFace wrote: Jesus saves. Everyone else takes 2d6 fire damage.
I wish I had half of the self esteem that you have :(
Posted at: 11/11/05 08:00 PM
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There is no proof of jesus except the bible and that isent much. If you can give good evidense for jesus then I will give you a decent awnser for not loveing him.
Posted at: 11/11/05 08:01 PM
LAZARUS69: ne 1 got a rez? J35U5: LOL I do PILATEthe1337: WTF HAX!!?!?! J35U5: I WAS START THIS CLAN
Posted at: 11/11/05 08:02 PM
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At 11/11/05 07:45 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Jesus loves you. He does. That's why He created this world full of love, just so you can enjoy it. Halo? JESUS. Beer? JESUS. Internet? JESUS. So why don't you just let him into your heart and convert to Christianity? Do Buddha or the almighty "science" do half as much?
Nah, not really. Jesus's pappy created the people who created those things. Jesus didn't create shit, wait, yeah he did. But than again so does everyone. I guess we should rename the liver. Call it a Jesus.
Posted at: 11/11/05 08:04 PM
At 11/11/05 08:00 PM, SilverWolf13 wrote: There is no proof of jesus except the bible and that isent much. If you can give good evidense for jesus then I will give you a decent awnser for not loveing him.
The entire world isn't proof enough? Science doesn't love you, Jesus does. For example, Jesus created lazertag, just for you. Science just sat around being boring and hanging out with geeky scientist type people.
Posted at: 11/11/05 08:05 PM
yeah that would be great can see it now, "i need a jesus transplant" or "my jesus is discharging"
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JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS !!!
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