Weird arse hate mail

[DanAbnormal]

I got quite an innotive hate mail from god knows who, which is actually quite entertaining. I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently he wants me to make better flashes, and that is based on unknown (apart from the fact that he obviously hates my work :P).
Any here is the email, i thought i'd share it with you because it's as funny as hell.

Re: dis is what you tell them

dis is wat u do. u gonig to take off all your shit then you will follow me to the nearst highway then when I count to 1.2.3.and to the 4 you will bolt out with all disregurad for machine then you got by a truck driven by a guy that got raped in the ass by his ex-wife husbed.then you die.then you go to heaven or hell [based on yor religon].your recarinate as a little boy that will ask your parnets to buy you a bicyle with a banana seat and a banana suit .then get fruit shotgun then ride on your bike and start calling your self banana man fruity a$$then you die and eat my shit then you will shit out my shit and you will eat that shit then you will have a giant shit PIE. you 1337ing motherfucker now go and make some desend flash you zomfgwtflmaorotfl as mother fucker. how got through judgment is aFUCKING mystery damn you suck

Great story-writing.

[HellzYeahCCR]

Truly he is the next Poe.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

...and thus, Ozcar's writing career was born.

[1]

Haha, what an asshole.

[Warrickneff]

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote:
dis i..... fruity a$$then ..... 1337ing motherfucker now

He's shy about saying ass...but not "1337ing motherfucker".

Weird.

[CryptosPainbringer]

At 11/11/05 04:57 PM, HellzYeahCCR wrote: Truly he is the next Poe.

He has that rare talent that the genius possess and the insane lament...

[Worthless-Wisdom]

Shakespeares alive?!

[coldfire1]

lol, i couldn't understand what he was trying to gain from that letter.

Total retard.

[threesecondmaniac]

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA x 2

then you die and eat my shit then you will shit out my shit and you will eat that shit then you will have a giant shit PIE

Jay & Silent bob Rip-off

[Kosyghin]

Journalism at its best.

[Hyperion]

Shakespearian in magnitude. What a genius.

[Darkstrategy]

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: then you go to heaven or hell [based on yor religon]

i like how he tries to remain as inoffensive as possible

[Moonhog]

Just send him an email back saying 'I love you too'

[DanAbnormal]

At 11/11/05 05:04 PM, Darkstrategy wrote:

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: then you go to heaven or hell [based on yor religon]

i like how he tries to remain as inoffensive as possible

Even though the rest of hims email is pretty much the most offensive you can get lol.

At 11/11/05 05:06 PM, moonhog wrote: Just send him an email back saying 'I love you too'

Haha, will do.

[BLACKNOISE]

You should reply saying stuff like

'thank you for kind comments sir, and the good laughs'.

[f0d]

http://www.newground..php3?user_id=1369377

[SiLvErShOt10]

At 11/11/05 05:04 PM, Darkstrategy wrote:

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: then you go to heaven or hell [based on yor religon]

i like how he tries to remain as inoffensive as possible

Unless he means Satanist/Christian. He posted this on reviews also, or a person who read this at least.

[GoryBlizzard]

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently he wants me to make better flashes

I saw that message as a review for a Barney Bunch movie, so it has nothing to do with you. I have no idea why he e-mailed that review to you.

[Leap]

Can anybody here speak idiot? I need a translation.

[DanAbnormal]

At 11/11/05 07:32 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

At 11/11/05 04:56 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently he wants me to make better flashes

I saw that message as a review for a Barney Bunch movie, so it has nothing to do with you. I have no idea why he e-mailed that review to you.

Hahaha this is fucked up.

[Zel0s]

That story was great. He should write a novel.

[DancingTomato]

Capable of an American Classic

[Nightfaery]

Hmm, well someone's either going through PMT or has no sex life. The words "You are an idiot, ha hahaha haha, ha ha ha ha ha!" runs through my mind. It's not clever and he knows it, so it's no big deal. *^_^* \m/

[mrbreckles]

being drunk makes the reading of that oh so much more fun!!
what a fuckin weirdo

[alexhall]

proberly a 10 year old boy. who like gay anal sex

[FUNKbrs]

You should make a flash based on my song "Voodoo Woman Stole My Penis". That would make you awesome.

[DanAbnormal]

At 11/11/05 07:50 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You should make a flash based on my song "Voodoo Woman Stole My Penis". That would make you awesome.

That song is awesome.
I might just do that at one point.

[CleverNickname]

you should say "I'M NOT 1337ING!!! STOP BEING MEAN!!" lol. i wonder if he knows what 1337 means?

[Shadic-1]

ZFOMG IZ HE R THEJH RITE IR TINKU SHTI F@GOT1337ixn NOOB!!!!@!!!!11111111111

At least i think that's what he said.