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Hi I think you have noticed my abscence, well my pc is broke and its away for being fixed so there is no way i could get on ng. I'll try to be back as soon as possible, till i'm back Misfitsblob and Finners will be in charge. Try to keep it active!

The jokes were all awesome as normal.

Cheers, Ultras

Two boys were taking a test and both of them got the last problem wrong. They meet with the teacher and she sais one boy passes and the other fails.

Why?

The first boy wrote "I don't know"
The second boys said "Neither do I"

hey can i join im a stand-up comedian no joke

Ok, I have my list of my top 5 Stand up Comedians

(In no particular order)

1. Dane Cook
2. David Cross
3. Chris Rock
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Dave Chappele

Ok may i jo0in the crew.

hey can i join plz

Surprise!

At 2/2/06 03:30 PM, fufkin wrote: hey can i join plz

I am going to put this as lightly as possible. The people here, they... They... Just don't ask.

At 1/22/06 02:26 PM, Ultras wrote: Hi I think you have noticed my abscence, well my pc is broke and its away for being fixed so there is no way i could get on ng. I'll try to be back as soon as possible, till i'm back Misfitsblob and Finners will be in charge. Try to keep it active!

The jokes were all awesome as normal.

Cheers, Ultras

May I join? pLEASE

Any one in high school that does H/I?

Alright I got some funny riddles

1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry.

3. You had your Bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of depends.

4. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I felt real snippy.

5. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.

6. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry

This club is DEAD X_X

At 2/17/06 07:07 PM, Misfitblob wrote: This club is DEAD X_X

To the rescue!

You're right, this club is dead.

I don't know whether or not i joined this club, if not i'd like to join...

At 2/26/06 10:59 AM, -Superman- wrote: I don't know whether or not i joined this club, if not i'd like to join...

Welcome! I didn't think you posted in this thread yet, so. Share some jokes, videos, etc.!

btw, thanks for reuniting this thread. Where's Ultras when you need him?

'nother pic.

I bet this was asked before but who is everyones favorite comedian? I think mine is Lewis Black followed closely by Dane Cook...

oh god this place has died

I'm a huge fan of Hans Teeuwen. :)

I want in! Remeber to sharpen your blades, kids and stik it to the gramma!

At 3/6/06 06:37 PM, LamboFactor wrote: I bet this was asked before but who is everyones favorite comedian? I think mine is Lewis Black followed closely by Dane Cook...

Dave Chappel! Loved it when he made that joke about the bum that had hostages in the bus and manaced them with his jerking off!

heres one

i like blue collar like jeff foxworthy, bill engall, and more. jackass and wondershowzen are hilarious and what is my whislte level somebody i can't get it wth my pop up blocker that i can't change

Your whistle level is normal... The NG staff goes through the blown whistles every couple of months... It also takes a whiel to get your level up...

this is for noobs

At 4/20/06 12:49 AM, chiklay4 wrote: this is for noobs

I like that :D

Friggin Hell How Have I Not Noticed This Before Can I Join

this is what happen when the "president" felt when someone posted a bad review on his flash movie

8 out of 10 cats has returned, so what do you think of it?
Personally i think Jimmy Carr is a good host, whose style compliments both team leaders well. I also like how they dont always get comedians as the guests, its funny to see people try and fail.