So me and the rest of our Biology class were sitting outside the classroom,hanging around playing it Kool and the gang waiting for the teacher. Can't remember what we were talking about,something about the GAA match probably.
Right so Rob chatting away,he is about 5'11 skinny wretch and he looks over his shoulder and Duffy is walking down the corridor. Duffy is a good mate of mine, a bit of a chav but dead sound.Rob getting nervous though,Duffy HATES him.So Duff walks up to Rob and pushes him saying "fag". Rob casually pushes him back and says "shut up Duffy"
WHACK! Duffy smacks Rob a right hook and its on. Rob looks shocked, he looks confused.He then tries to hit Duffy, Duffy moves back and the blow glanced of Duffy's chin.We've all gathered in a circle now. Duffy looks mad now.Fuck that boy has a temper.He loses it and starts milling into Rob. SMACK! he hits Rob digs with his right arm.WHACK! other to Robs Chin.Rob is swinging and missing.Duffy is destroying him.
But then one of Robs puches lands and Duffy stumbles.Rob is a south paw and isn't a bad fighter.Rob looks to take advantage.... He aims another dig at Duffy..... but MISSES! Duffy then grabs him by the collar and then WHACK WHACK WHACK!!! Duffy lands three blows that make up as cringe when we hear the impact of fist hitting flesh.
Rob goes down....... and stays down. Duffy then realises that he could get in trouble and fucks off.We all try to get Rob up. There is a lot of blood coming from his eye.We bring him to the bog to get cleaned up.We can't have him doing Biology with a bloody face.
Turns out he has fractured his eye, and had to go to hospital. Oh well he put up a good fight.... sorta.
So yeah, that was a bit mad...
At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take Duffy
Ha, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
dats wot i do 2 all da n00bs in my skl cos dey r stupid n dey dnt even no how 2 play cs propely dey sux so bad lol
Your "mate," Duffy sounds like a total prick.
At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
WARNING: Chav alert.
At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
Nah, i could take him, looks kinda camp don't ya think?
Yeah. Duffy sounds like a fucking a-hole. I hate guys like that.
Douchebags always have to show off for someone thought I guess.
Duffy is a fag.
At 11/10/05 01:44 PM, Hinotori wrote: Your "mate," Duffy sounds like a total prick.
Nah he is sound.Him and Rob have a bit of a history..
At 11/10/05 01:45 PM, Mr_Pope wrote:At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:Nah, i could take him, looks kinda camp don't ya think?At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
Cause of the blue t-shirt.Nah he is a powerhouse.
At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Duffy stoned:
Duffy does look like a bit of a spyde.
"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of
the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"
At 11/10/05 01:47 PM, VirginLungs wrote:
Cause of the blue t-shirt.Nah he is a powerhouse.
He looks like a wiener.
At 11/10/05 01:45 PM, RyanY wrote:At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:WARNING: Chav alert.At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
secounded. hate idiots like him.
At 11/10/05 01:44 PM, donkey_clanger wrote: dats wot i do 2 all da n00bs in my skl cos dey r stupid n dey dnt even no how 2 play cs propely dey sux so bad lol
yah d00d alts are totalli funny!!!
At 11/10/05 01:45 PM, RyanY wrote:At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:WARNING: Chav aleAt 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
I don't get that.You see reebok t-shirt and cap and automatically think "chav". Don't judge people on appearences. You'll get no where in life doing that.
At 11/10/05 01:48 PM, theabominablematt wrote:At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Duffy stoned:Duffy does look like a bit of a spyde.
whats that?
lmao what kinda name is duffy??
Yeah sure, i could take 'im
It's not paedophilia if she's dead.
At 11/10/05 01:51 PM, VirginLungs wrote:At 11/10/05 01:48 PM, theabominablematt wrote: Duffy does look like a bit of a spyde.whats that?
Oh sorry, that's the name we have for chavs up here. Don't get me wrong tho, that doesn't mean he's not a sound guy- maybe a bit violent tho.
"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of
the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"
At 11/10/05 01:51 PM, VirginLungs wrote:
I don't get that.You see reebok t-shirt and cap and automatically think "chav". Don't judge people on appearences. You'll get no where in life doing that.
Hitler was a nice chap.
Wait, wait, wait... fractured his eye?
but i suppose you mean the area of his face under his eye, but whatev.
Good story.
At 11/10/05 01:44 PM, donkey_clanger wrote: dats wot i do 2 all da n00bs in my skl cos dey r stupid n dey dnt even no how 2 play cs propely dey sux so bad lol
And YOU, really need to type like a normal human being because that is just really annoying.
At 11/10/05 01:39 PM, VirginLungs wrote: So yeah, that was a bit mad...
Hehe... I miss high school.
At 11/10/05 01:44 PM, donkey_clanger wrote: dats wot i do 2 all da n00bs in my skl cos dey r stupid n dey dnt even no how 2 play cs propely dey sux so bad lol
as much as you think everyone admires your ability to make an entire sentence with numbers and abbreviations, it gets irritating to read after a while
1f j00 c4n r34d th15 j00 n34d 70 g37 L41d
i could take duffy and im a tiny ass. all i need is a fake burberry hat and vaguely gold chain. throw it in one direction and off all the chavs go!
wheeeeeeee!
He looks like a ned and from what you've said he sounds like a ned as well.
i have to agree with the others. this duffy sounds like a prick. to take on someone he knows aint got a chance. we can all beat up people weaker than ourselves.
What a pussy.
Um... why the hell didn't you do even the smallest effort to avoid that? They're both your friends right? You could have done something if that's the case.
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At 11/10/05 01:43 PM, VirginLungs wrote:At 11/10/05 01:41 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: I could take DuffyHa, I doubt it.
Duffy stoned:
The pirate in the back?
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At 11/10/05 01:44 PM, donkey_clanger wrote: dats wot i do 2 all da n00bs in my skl cos dey r stupid n dey dnt even no how 2 play cs propely dey sux so bad lol
you ain't allowed to speak like that, speak english ;)
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