Kids Who Know Everything

[MRED]

MMMKAY

Theres this one dude in my Class

and every time me and my friends are having conVO's he pops in all of a sudden and said "Ya man...i also hated the part where the shark ate you" (*me and my friends were talking about Counter strike*)

WTF! i thought....

i shooked it off but later

we were talking about Abusive family's for a educational vid we saw about domestic abuse

and he pops in AGAIN and goes "Yeah MY parents TReat me like that"

i whould believe him to...until we were talking about Native america in our social studies class and he goes "IM 1/4 MeCCA!"....and this kid is WHITE...PURE FUCKING WHITE!

and still he could of been telling the truth...

UNTIL (*this puts the icing on the cake*) during lunch he states that he is a "COMPUTER EXPERT"

and i asked him "whats a gig a byte"

and he says "its a graphx card"

...and this kid...

continues to say...

shit like "IVE DONE EVERYTHING IN TEH WORLDZORS"

.....

know anyone like this?

[ChocloMan]

Yeah, some kid told me that he had Driver 3, 4 and 5 (in the PS1 days) and like I didn't know that much about games and gaming, I trusted him. So he gave me 3 CDs, I tried them and they were empty, and I filled them with porn.

[DaMainman]

"I've written much better programming than you, noob."
"Okay, what language do you write them in?"
"English, of course."

True story.

[wismty]

No, I don't associate with 12 year olds.

[zoidberg10]

I HATE FORUM PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THIER IQs ARE IN THE 170s!!!!!! AND SCORE ON YOU WHEN EVER YOU DONT!!!!!

[MRED]

At 11/8/05 06:52 PM, zoidberg10 wrote: I HATE FORUM PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THIER IQs ARE IN THE 170s!!!!!! AND SCORE ON YOU WHEN EVER YOU DONT!!!!!

YEAH ZOMG I HATE THAT!?>!@>!?#@>!@

Sit down >:(

[The-Amazing-Hat-Guy]

Yes we have all known people like this. One guy claims to know alot about cars. . .and seems to think the 427 big block V8 wasnt arround till 1970's. . .fuckin moron. All he talks about is his little Star Wars Battlefront game. . .infront of everyone within earshot and seems to think IM his friend Yet another reason to steal a 2x4 from shop class.

[Fiction-Is-Real]

At 11/8/05 06:48 PM, ChocloMan wrote: Yeah, some kid told me that he had Driver 3, 4 and 5 (in the PS1 days) and like I didn't know that much about games and gaming, I trusted him. So he gave me 3 CDs, I tried them and they were empty, and I filled them with porn.

You should've said, "Thanks for the games man..tehy were AWESOME"

So he pops in a cd and GAY HOMOSEXUAL SCAT PORN ON HIS PARENTS TV! D:

[Rego001]

sadly i know a couple guys at where i work like this. the one goofball decided to modify a piece of machinery to make it easier to work with. he took off a saftey feature doing so. when i told him that it was the wrong thing to do he laughed at me, "he has been around longer than me so he knows what is ok and whats not".

the next week his" modification" caused 13,260 dollars damage to one of our printing presses.
the press not being able to work for four days cost the company another $20,000.

[ChocloMan]

At 11/8/05 06:55 PM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote:

You should've said, "Thanks for the games man..tehy were AWESOME"

So he pops in a cd and GAY HOMOSEXUAL SCAT PORN ON HIS PARENTS TV! D:

Gay homosexual? i wonder how gay heterosexual porn is. Anyway, even tough I didn't fully understood, I laughed my ass off

[zoidberg10]

At 11/8/05 06:53 PM, --MRED-- wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:52 PM, zoidberg10 wrote: I HATE FORUM PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THIER IQs ARE IN THE 170s!!!!!! AND SCORE ON YOU WHEN EVER YOU DONT!!!!!

YEAH ZOMG I HATE THAT!?>!@>!?#@>!@

Sit down >:(

not the sarcasm at the beggining, you are almost what im talking about.

[NGlntern]

At 11/8/05 06:49 PM, wismty wrote: No, I don't associate with 12 year olds.

What the fuck are you doing here then.

[MRED]

At 11/8/05 07:01 PM, zoidberg10 wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:53 PM, --MRED-- wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:52 PM, zoidberg10 wrote: I HATE FORUM PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THIER IQs ARE IN THE 170s!!!!!! AND SCORE ON YOU WHEN EVER YOU DONT!!!!!

YEAH ZOMG I HATE THAT!?>!@>!?#@>!@

Sit down >:(

you are almost what im talking about.

so?

:D

[wesdood]

At 11/8/05 06:55 PM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote:

You should've said, "Thanks for the games man..tehy were AWESOME"

So he pops in a cd and GAY HOMOSEXUAL SCAT PORN ON HIS PARENTS TV! D:

and he'd be all
fap fap fap fap

[zoidberg10]

At 11/8/05 07:05 PM, --MRED-- wrote:

At 11/8/05 07:01 PM, zoidberg10 wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:53 PM, --MRED-- wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:52 PM, zoidberg10 wrote: I HATE FORUM PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THIER IQs ARE IN THE 170s!!!!!! AND SCORE ON YOU WHEN EVER YOU DONT!!!!!

YEAH ZOMG I HATE THAT!?>!@>!?#@>!@

Sit down >:(

you are almost what im talking about.

so?

D

im just trying to say (not necesarally talking about you) that its pretty sad that people have to come on the computer, try thier hardest to act smart, and then force it on people who dont, and mock them along the way.

im regarded in some forums as a troll, and so i see this ALOT

[Flak]

At 11/8/05 07:03 PM, AliasAreUseless wrote:

At 11/8/05 06:49 PM, wismty wrote: No, I don't associate with 12 year olds.

What the fuck are you doing here then.

Oh snap, a noob taking a stab at Gen. wismty. :o

[kissfanatic73]

Who doesn't?

I have this friend back home that likes to brag about how powerful his character is on X video game, or how much he knows about computers. Or about weird, stupid-assed events that supposedly happened to him, that if they did, he would've been famous, or whatever.

Yup. I know what you're talking about.

[Sean-Connery]

It's funny because there's a company called Gigabyte so he was correct.

[JadeTheAssassin]

Yeah, this one asshat at my school claims he knows tons about stuff he doesn't know, and likes to piss people off because of it.
Like, how he claims he knows all about rap and hip hop, when he obviously doesn't.

He made me cry today at lunch. :(

[zoidberg10]

we all have heard the wierd stupid ass event part.

[Rego001]

At 11/8/05 07:14 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Yeah, this one asshat at my school claims he knows tons about stuff he doesn't know, and likes to piss people off because of it.
Like, how he claims he knows all about rap and hip hop, when he obviously doesn't.

He made me cry today at lunch. :(

details?

[MRED]

At 11/8/05 07:13 PM, PimpDaddyFynizzle wrote: It's funny because there's a company called Gigabyte so he was correct.

i asked em if he thought i was talking about a COMPONENT

and he said "yes"

but i asked him AGAIN

whats a gigabyte

he said "why the hell should i know?"

THIS AFTER HIM STATING "THAT HE WAS A COMPUTER EXPERT"

but i get what your saying

:X

[Puzzled]

At 11/8/05 07:13 PM, PimpDaddyFynizzle wrote: It's funny because there's a company called Gigabyte so he was correct.

PWNED.

[ChocloMan]

At 11/8/05 07:14 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Yeah, this one asshat at my school claims he knows tons about stuff he doesn't know, and likes to piss people off because of it.
Like, how he claims he knows all about rap and hip hop, when he obviously doesn't.

You mean like a wigger?

He made me cry today at lunch. :(

Does somebody need a hug? :)

[SuperRico]

indeed i do, but seriously i did hate the part where you were eaten by the shark, HAHAHAHA

aint i adorable

[dabboy]

it is really

anoying when you move down

two lines when you still

in the middle of one sentance.

on a nother note this guy jsut wants attention. only go down two lines when you are writing a new idea.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 11/8/05 07:15 PM, Rego001 wrote:

At 11/8/05 07:14 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Yeah, this one asshat at my school claims he knows tons about stuff he doesn't know, and likes to piss people off because of it.
Like, how he claims he knows all about rap and hip hop, when he obviously doesn't.

He made me cry today at lunch. :(

details?

Details on what?
And yes, he is somewhat of a wigger that tries to be all cool, but he only looks like an idiot when he tries to show off.

[Nucksta]

How the hell does a retard make you cry?

[Andersson]

At 11/8/05 06:48 PM, DaMainman wrote: "I've written much better programming than you, noob."
"Okay, what language do you write them in?"
"English, of course."

True story.

Hahahahahahaha. Thank you, now I can go to sleep with a smile. d^_^b

[Andersson]

At 11/8/05 07:13 PM, PimpDaddyFynizzle wrote: It's funny because there's a company called Gigabyte so he was correct.

No he was not.

He had said that they made graphic cards, while that company sell graphic cards.