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At 12/2/02 03:53 AM, Recon_Rebel wrote: Bruce is ready to kill (or he just shit himself).

hahah i thought somebody shit on him!! lol u read my mind

At 12/1/02 12:52 AM, site4op wrote: Wtf is this? Did I say I stay on the computer all day? I only come here maybe once a day, for 30 minutes, sit down, and blam/save some movies that deserve to be deleted or called good. I don't need bastards like you telling me what to do or how to run my life. I AM 1337 in my point of view, seeing how, well, Hm.. How should I put this? I placed 2nd in the regionals, being a Blackbelt in Shadow Kahn, One white stripe, I have no type of disease, I have a healthy relationship with my family, and I maintain a steady life of school and time with my girlfriend. I got alot to be proud of. I get outside more then all of you put together, and boy, does it feel better out there then in this place. Sitting on your ass all day seems fun. Latez. Immature Flame war, eh? Thats new. Seeing how I'm completely mature, and argueing over the fact I am NOT a noob.

This has to be THE saddest post I have ever read. "I I AM 1337 in my point of view, seeing how, well, Hm.. How should I put this? I placed 2nd in the regionals, being a Blackbelt in Shadow Kahn, One white stripe, (sure, you can come kick our asses lol) I have no type of disease (fetal alcohol syndrome apparently isn't a disease), I have a healthy relationship with my family (obviously incest) , and I maintain a steady life of school (Chess Club and Harry Potter Junior Wizard Club) and time with my girlfriend (Hangela)."

At 12/2/02 11:51 PM, I_Got_Lost wrote:

At 12/1/02 12:52 AM, site4op wrote: Wtf is this? Did I say I stay on the computer all day? I only come here maybe once a day, for 30 minutes, sit down, and blam/save some movies that deserve to be deleted or called good. I don't need bastards like you telling me what to do or how to run my life. I AM 1337 in my point of view, seeing how, well, Hm.. How should I put this? I placed 2nd in the regionals, being a Blackbelt in Shadow Kahn, One white stripe, I have no type of disease, I have a healthy relationship with my family, and I maintain a steady life of school and time with my girlfriend. I got alot to be proud of. I get outside more then all of you put together, and boy, does it feel better out there then in this place. Sitting on your ass all day seems fun. Latez. Immature Flame war, eh? Thats new. Seeing how I'm completely mature, and argueing over the fact I am NOT a noob.

This has to be THE saddest post I have ever read. "I I AM 1337 in my point of view, seeing how, well, Hm.. How should I put this? I placed 2nd in the regionals, being a Blackbelt in Shadow Kahn, One white stripe, (sure, you can come kick our asses lol) I have no type of disease (fetal alcohol syndrome apparently isn't a disease), I have a healthy relationship with my family (obviously incest) , and I maintain a steady life of school (Chess Club and Harry Potter Junior Wizard Club) and time with my girlfriend (Hangela)."

This thread ended 3 days ago, and you guys still continue to make fun of me. I'll just go look up your history and Ip address and post it here. And, actually, all my things were true, I have a pretty girlfriend, I talk to my parents about things, and Its fucking TRUE I RANKED 2ND IN THE FUCKING U.S.!

It was just a dream, calm down.

At 12/2/02 11:38 PM, rEdeMPtIOn_soNg wrote:

He asked a stupid question, I called him a n00b. Teh Edn.

Hey pal... do you realize the fact that you keep posting here with your amazing life of how you placed 2nd in your little peewee weight/age category that a bunch of whiny middleschool babies just like you were in doesn't change the fact that everyone is just really annoyed at you and wants you to get over yourself. "I have a pretty girlfriend and have a good relationship with my parents." Good for you now shut the hell up and go talk to your parents about how cool you are, cause they are probably the only ones who give a flying f uck.

lolzz i am more of a n00b then AAAAALL of you i mean look here!

:wjannjdsjdmn

I PH33R YOU, OH GREAT 13 YEAR OLD HACKER.

im getting up there.

At 12/3/02 12:01 AM, I_Got_Lost wrote: It was just a dream, calm down.

I_Got_Lost, I hate you.

I...am not old or new.

Heh. Hmm. I don't think I'm really a n00b, per se. I just don't post here. I'm certainly not an elder member, or what have you. But. Things to make sure to do, so you're NOT called a n00b:

1. When posting, be sure to spell out words like 'you' and 'for', and 'your'. It really doesn't take THAT much more energy to type out the letters 'Y-O-U' than it does to simply type 'u'. Same for '4' (for) and 'ur' (your). Particularly amusing is the 'urself' shortcut, that really makes no sense.

2. Generally speaking, using capital letters and punctuation is a GOOD idea. It allows yourself to be understood, and makes you look a little more educated, whether or not you really are.

3. Never. EVER. Brag about your personal life when insulted. Because really, everyone knows that the braggart is just overcompensating for something lacking in his or her real life...a small penis, no life, absence of a sexual relationship (see 'small penis').

4. Me? I just don't say stupid shit. Or I try not to. And if someone insults me? HAH! Faceless text doesn't hurt me. Since when does the opinion of a total stranger matter?

5. Stop taking 'noob' as such an offensive term. This, I believe, has been pointed out before: It simply means your new! For the LOVE OF GOD!

That's it. Sorry, just wanted to ramble a little in a random thread.

(PS: Threats of hacking and the like also means you have man-boobs. Seriously. I'm not kidding!)

ok, I'm a high level, so I'll post.

At 12/3/02 02:55 AM, ikilledthepope wrote: i wish i had a black belt. *sigh*

Ha ha ha ha yeah, but hes got black belt in this:

In retrospect, this is one of my personal favorite threads of all time.