I'm Taking Over The World.

[Desert-Drifter]

How would you take over the world?

i'd start with korea.

[VeryProudofYa]

At 11/6/05 06:49 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 11/6/05 06:46 PM, Desert-Drifter wrote: i'd start with korea.

Which 'half'?

Two birds with one stone.

A stone being a huge nuclear attack, of course.

[GunsAreDrawn]

ALWAYS start in South America man, it's easiest from there.

[STEM]

i'd start with China, since they seem to be gaining some power.

[Memnarch]

Become a Billionaire and burn all your money. There would be an Economic unbalance.

[MystWilliams]

At 11/6/05 07:21 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 11/6/05 07:19 PM, Memnarch wrote: Become a Billionaire and burn all your money. There would be an Economic unbalance.

Not to mention the staggering effects of withdrawing $1,000,000,000 from your bank(s) all at once. Bank runs anyone?

It would be pretty awesome for global warming too.

[sosjulian]

I'd fart.

[American-Chinker]

id start in africa and then take over all european nations surrounding the medditeranean

[TimeBender]

id start with America then china with both of the armies nothing is impossable.

[X-Naut]

At 11/6/05 06:46 PM, Desert-Drifter wrote: i'd start with korea.

Hey, my mom came from there, and I happen to have many ancestors there. If you mess with my family, I'm sending out my ninjas, to attack you, before you have a chance, to even START taking over the world.
Do you feel lucky......PUNK?

[Rhabdophobia]

I'd roundhouse kick the queen of england

then cause global unrest with nukes or something

mainly the queen

[Redder]

firsts i make a great idea and have the confidence of others,then i would spike some kool aid with rat poisen and patasium chloride and have them drink it except i wouldnt drink it this time(last time i survived but i managed to vomit and shit and piss blood for 6 days)

[Bunzi]

How would i start? With an army.

[psycho-squirrel]

fine, though i would think that ruling the world would be extreamly streasful. too much responsability.

[Sharagoneal]

I would start by sending all the girls you'd ever wanted to fuck in your life to king size bed and do them all at once

*dreams*

[positively-negative]

I'd first start off by taking over a place nobody cares about eg Uzbekestan and then slowly take over killing any stupid american who gets in my way.

[Fragment]

I would start with the U.S, because no matter how many people criticize it, we all know the rest would fall one after the other.

[Desert-Drifter]

lemme b more specific. i'd first become president. then i'd take over north korea. cuz t's already a threat to us so if we attack it no one would care. sept korea of course.then i'd higher sum 1 to bomb congress and blame it on china. then i'd attack china. then from there i'd have a good footing in asia. then i'll nuke moscow and take russia. for harboring terrorists. then i'll take out the european nations once they demanded i remove my military bases. Bam! attack from within he country. then i'll take care of any strageling nations.

[ManateeGod]

Always start with austrailia, mass your forces un West, and then work on south america. This gives you a 2 army advantage and only one territory to defend; chaining through africa, south america, and (if 1v1) southern Europe. My RISK record is 603-4-0.

[meh]

At 11/6/05 07:19 PM, Memnarch wrote: Become a Billionaire and burn all your money. There would be an Economic unbalance.

dont tell every one my plan god dammit now ill have to make a new one *starts writing on a napkin*

[RedCoin]

Can you bring me back some chips?

[Lagatag]

Africa, then make them Aids ppl kill themselves so no more Aids. Wait Africa isnt only place with AIDS darn. Then South America cus they got taken over soooo easy by Spain and hopefully same now as none of them are too technologically advanced., and then Asia, make my way over to Europe, and finally North America cus USA has best army, and I'll need all the people/equipment I can get.

[Bartaci]

Micronesia.

They buy cars and houses and stuff with huge stones!

[Desert-Drifter]

i guess that could work in real life seing as how it's just a huge island considering we have the only good navy.

[Anarchy-Burger]

I would first buy a gun.

[Desert-Drifter]

well duh.

[Demon-Squriell]

At 11/6/05 06:46 PM, Desert-Drifter wrote: How would you take over the world?

i'd start with korea.

start with canada and switzerland(sp?)
then move on to the middel east take ove all terrorist organazations there then you army will be large in numbers then take ove the res of europe takt ove asturial and antartica then turn astural and antiartica in to prisons and then take ove south america and you army will grow to imense numbers with all of the rebels and gorallis then do the same to aferca there yuo army is now over 1 billion and take over russa now you have nukes ake ove asia now you have xaiolin monks and more soldiers then take over central america now that is lleft is america and that is where thwe mother of all battels will be fought then after you take over there take over the moon and then mars then the solar system then the universe

[bigexplosions]

First I'd make a thread on how you would take over the world. Next I'll post. Then I'll blow up the world.

[Desert-Drifter]

curse you, my plans have been foiled again. oh and just so you know. if i do it you'd all be acomplices. mua ha ha ha.

[soulkys-zg1]

Why would you want to take over the world? It would be boring ovce you have everything, plus, the world is so fu*ked up allready, it would turn to dust by the time you conquer it all.