Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsYes, it is true. I stepped into a new world: the busy array of lights and speed. I held dear to my mother’s hand and cried as she applied pressure to my back. I looked at her and said, “Why mother? Why do this?”
She replied, “You have to learn, dear.”
I told her to shut the fuck up and I’ll learn on my own terms, but she wasn’t having it and gave me one good boost of momentum. Two feet were cemented to the sizzling asphalt road beneath, and I just stared. I stared at my toes squirming within my shoes.
With one look back, and a gesture to continue… I walked. Dear god, I walked even slower then I did the night before after a bottle of crown royal and fourteen shots of white tequila. I didn’t know it was possible to carry twice your body weight across a road, but I did. And finally, when I stepped back up on the opposing curb, I looked back once more, and my mother gave me a kiss on the cheek before jumping off my back.
“Thanks, hun,” she said.
I turned around and walked right back into the fucking traffic.
Failgrounds.
At 11/6/05 06:28 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: I'm guessing... secks?
heh... I hate you. : )
At 11/6/05 06:32 PM, Myst_Williams wrote:At 11/6/05 06:28 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: I'm guessing... secks?heh... I hate you. : )
So.. the secks was good?
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At 11/6/05 06:34 PM, TremcladClock wrote:
So.. the secks was good?
Oh yes.
Failgrounds.