I Never...

[Kolohe]

READ THIS FIRST!!

As you may or may not know, there is a popular drinking game called "I never". Here is how it works. A bunch of people sit in a circle with an alcoholic beverage of their choice and take turns saying "I never...(insert something that you may or may not have ever done)". If you have never done what the person said, then you do nothing. If you have, then you have to take a drink. Easy right?

Here is how it'll work here. Below you will find a list of "I never" statements. Just quote those statements in your reply and if you have done the deed then type "drinks" under it. If you have not done the deed then type nope, chills, or something other than "drinks".

If you are of legal drinking age in your respective country, then I suggest that you break out your favorite alcoholic beverage and actually drink when you type "drinks". Not only will this make it a more fun, but hopefully we'll get some more truthful responses. If you are not of legal drinking age, just swipe some whiskey from your pop's liquor cabinet ( I joke, just drink pop or whatever, or just play for fun). Remember this: you DON'T have to explain yourself, just post "drinks" or something else. So please, be truthful =)

I'll post my responses later tonight, because I don't want to be the first one to reply to my own thread, plus I don't feel like getting drunk right this second. Also, these are all things that I may or may not have done, so you won't be able to tell my answers until I repost.
Anyways, hopefully we'll all have some fun with it and learn a little more about each other in the process =)

END OF READ THIS FIRST

I never got straight A's on a report card

I never caused a car accident

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

I never got arrested by the police

I never cheated on someone I was dating

I never told my parents to fuck off

I never made someone cry for fun

I never tried skydiving

I never had a friend that died suddenly

I never smoked crack

I never had a one night stand

I never tried to run from the cops

I never blacked out from drinking too much

I never left the country that I live in

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

I never broke any bones

I never played a musical instrument

I never spray painted something in public

I never got suspended from school

I never TP'd someone's house

I never shoplifted

I never got a tattoo

I never read a book for fun

I never puked in a pub

I never panhandled

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

I never been to New York City

I never punched someone in the face

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

I never played counter strike

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

I never took part in a drag race

I never been in an airplane before

I never tried surfing

I never egged someone's house

I never made any prank phone calls

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

I never tried marijuana

I never had to give a public speech

I never been to a funeral

I never "cock blocked" a friend

I never been "cock blocked"

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

I never voted

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

I never threw a rock through someone's window

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

I never had a gun pulled on me

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

I never wore a fanny pack

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Now grab yourself a brew some whiskey or whatever and get cracking.

=)

[Sentio]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote:

I never got straight A's on a report card

'Drinks'

I never had a friend that died suddenly

'drinks'

I never blacked out from drinking too much

'drinks, drinks, and drinks some more'

I never left the country that I live in

'drinks'

I never broke any bones

'drinks'

I never played a musical instrument

'drinks'

I never read a book for fun

'drinks'

I never puked in a pub

'drinks'

I never panhandled

what???

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

'drinks'

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

'drinks'

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

'drinks'

I never been in an airplane before

'drinks'

I never tried surfing

'drinks'

I never egged someone's house

'drinks'

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

'drinks' (what, we've all done it!!)

I never had to give a public speech

'drinks'

I never "cock blocked" a friend

again, what???

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

'drinks'

I never voted

'drinks'

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

'drinks'

Damn, I love this game, is a regular at our sports socials. Always seem to consume far too much though. How many shots is that? 19? Wow, is going to be a good night for me!! Now where is that bottle of JD??.......

[angrygandhi]

takes 4 drinks

[seventy-one]

Not of drinking age, but I'm bored, I might as well play along with another drink.

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote:

I never got straight A's on a report card

*drinks

I never caused a car accident

noe

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

nope

I never got arrested by the police

nope

I never cheated on someone I was dating

nope

I never told my parents to fuck off

nope

I never made someone cry for fun

nope

I never tried skydiving

nope

I never had a friend that died suddenly

nope

I never smoked crack

nope

I never had a one night stand

nope

I never tried to run from the cops

nope

I never blacked out from drinking too much

nope

I never left the country that I live in

For vacation? *drinks

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

nope

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

nope

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

nope

I never broke any bones

*drinks

I never played a musical instrument

*drinks

I never spray painted something in public

nope

I never got suspended from school

nope

I never TP'd someone's house

I'm sick of saying nope

I never shoplifted

nada

I never got a tattoo

no

I never read a book for fun

*drinks

I never puked in a pub

*shakes head

I never panhandled

say what?

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

no

I never been to New York City

*drinks

I never punched someone in the face

*drinks

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

nope

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

mope

I never played counter strike

nome

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

nome, actually *drinks

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

nope

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

nope

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

nope

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it
nope
I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

nope

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

nada

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

*drinks

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

never

I never took part in a drag race

not at all

I never been in an airplane before

*drinks

I never tried surfing

me neither

I never egged someone's house

no

I never made any prank phone calls

almost

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

nope

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

mo

I never tried marijuana

no

I never had to give a public speech

*drinks

I never been to a funeral

NO

I never "cock blocked" a friend

Nope what?

I never been "cock blocked"

nome

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

I've been tempted

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

That's a great idea though

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

Nada

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

I hope I haven't

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

no

I never voted

not of age

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

still in high school

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

can't drive

I never threw a rock through someone's window

no

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

no

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

*drinks

I never had a gun pulled on me

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

I never wore a fanny pack

*drinks :(

=)

[angrygandhi]

nvm *takes 7 drinks*

[piemold]

drinks

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drinks
drinks
drinks

[SeizureDog]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote: I never got straight A's on a report card

*drinks*

I never caused a car accident

*drinks*

I never told my parents to fuck off

*drinks*

I never left the country that I live in

*drinks*

I never played a musical instrument

*drinks*

I never shoplifted

*drinks*

I never read a book for fun

*drinks*

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

*drinks*

I never been in an airplane before

*drinks*

I never been to a funeral

*drinks*

I never wore a fanny pack

*drinks*

Oh shit, 11 drinks of Mountain Dew. I'M WASTED! O_O

[TheDoctor]

Considering that I just consumed all the cider in the house, and that rum is the only thing left, playing your game would kill me.

Literally.

[MystWilliams]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote: I never got straight A's on a report card

drinks

I never caused a car accident

Chills

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

drinks

I never got arrested by the police

looks at hottie on the other couch

I never cheated on someone I was dating

looks again

I never told my parents to fuck off

drinks

I never made someone cry for fun

drinks

I never tried skydiving

gets another beer

I never had a friend that died suddenly

drinks

I never smoked crack

chills

I never had a one night stand

drinks

I never tried to run from the cops

drinks

I never blacked out from drinking too much

drinks... heh... drinks again

I never left the country that I live in

drinks

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

looks around... "Im in Canada"

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

drinks

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

chills

I never broke any bones

chills.

I never played a musical instrument

drinks

I never spray painted something in public

gets up and sits beside hottie

I never got suspended from school

drinks

I never TP'd someone's house

chills

I never shoplifted

chills

I never got a tattoo

nopers

I never read a book for fun

drinks

I never puked in a pub

drinks

I never panhandled

...

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

drinks

I never been to New York City

chills

I never punched someone in the face

drinks

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

drinks

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

drinks

I never played counter strike

what?

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

drinks

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

drinks

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

chills

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

damn... chills

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

nope.

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

... video games?

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

drinjks... drinks...

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

drinks

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

whos does that?

I never took part in a drag race

drinks.

I never been in an airplane before

drinks.

I never tried surfing

chills.

I never egged someone's house

drinks

I never made any prank phone calls

drinks

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

"Is that your leg?"

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

drinks

I never tried marijuana

drinks

I never had to give a public speech

drinks

I never been to a funeral

drinks

I never "cock blocked" a friend

haha... drinks

I never been "cock blocked"

nope.

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

nope.

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

nope

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

drinks

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

chills.

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

der...inks

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

where?

I never voted

pol----

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

drinks... can be University for us canadians too eh

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

chills.

I never threw a rock through someone's window

nope.

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

drinks

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

drinks

I never had a gun pulled on me

... thinks... nope

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

pfft... haha... chill

I never wore a fanny pack

nope...

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

I had it all coppied out with a comment for everythingI drank too and a few That I didnt but then the thing said 97% of it was quote and I couldnt do it so It deleted the fucking thing....it took me like 15 min. Man that damn rule sucks...fucking computer.

[Kolohe]

Okay guys, heres mine! It took me a while, but now I have to go chill =)

I never got straight A's on a report card

chills

I never caused a car accident

drinks

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

chills

I never got arrested by the police

drinks

I never cheated on someone I was dating

chills

I never told my parents to fuck off

drinks

I never made someone cry for fun

drinks

I never tried skydiving

drinks

I never had a friend that died suddenly

drinks...then pours some out for my hommie

I never smoked crack

chills

I never had a one night stand

drinks

I never tried to run from the cops

drinks

I never blacked out from drinking too much

drinks

I never left the country that I live in

drinks

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

chills

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

chills

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

drinks

I never broke any bones

chills

I never played a musical instrument

drinks

I never spray painted something in public

LOL, drinks

I never got suspended from school

drinks XD

I never TP'd someone's house

drinks

I never shoplifted

drinks

I never got a tattoo

drinks

I never read a book for fun

drinks

I never puked in a pub

drinks

I never panhandled

drinks

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

drinks

I never been to New York City

drinks

I never punched someone in the face

drinks

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

drinks

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

drinks

I never played counter strike

chills

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

drinks

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

drinks

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

drinks

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

chills </cry>

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

chills

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

chills

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

chills

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

drinks

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

chills

I never took part in a drag race

drinks

I never been in an airplane before

drinks

I never tried surfing

drinks

I never egged someone's house

chills

I never made any prank phone calls

drinks

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

chills

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

haha, drinks

I never tried marijuana

drinks

I never had to give a public speech

drinks

I never been to a funeral

drinks

I never "cock blocked" a friend

chills

I never been "cock blocked"

ugg, drinks

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

LOL, drinks

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

drinks

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

drinks

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

chills

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

drinks

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

drinks

I never voted

drinks

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

drinks

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

chills

I never threw a rock through someone's window

chills

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

drinks

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

drinks

I never had a gun pulled on me

drinks

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

<_< >_> It was the 80's......drinks

I never wore a fanny pack

chills

[tigerkitty]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote:
I never got straight A's on a report card

*drinks*

I never caused a car accident

....

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

....

I never got arrested by the police

.....

I never cheated on someone I was dating

....

I never told my parents to fuck off

...

I never made someone cry for fun

...

I never tried skydiving

...

I never had a friend that died suddenly

*drinks*

I never smoked crack

....

I never had a one night stand

...

I never tried to run from the cops

...

I never blacked out from drinking too much

.....

I never left the country that I live in

*drinks*

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

...

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

.....

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

......

I never broke any bones

.....

I never played a musical instrument

.....

I never spray painted something in public

.....

I never got suspended from school

......

I never TP'd someone's house

.....

I never shoplifted

.....

I never got a tattoo

....

I never read a book for fun

*drinks a lot*

I never puked in a pub

...

I never panhandled

....

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

....

I never been to New York City

....

I never punched someone in the face

....

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

*drinks*

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

...

I never played counter strike

....

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

...

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

....

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

.....

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

.....

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

.....

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

......

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

.....

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

*drinks*

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

.....

I never took part in a drag race

......

I never been in an airplane before

*drinks*

I never tried surfing

......

I never egged someone's house

...

I never made any prank phone calls

....

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

....

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

.....

I never tried marijuana

......

I never had to give a public speech

*drinks*

I never been to a funeral

*drinks*

I never "cock blocked" a friend

... lolno

I never been "cock blocked"

*drinks*

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

....

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

....

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

.....

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

.....

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

.....

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

*drinks*

I never voted

*drinks*

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

*drinks*

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

.....

I never threw a rock through someone's window

........

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

......

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

......

I never had a gun pulled on me

........

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

hahaha no

I never wore a fanny pack

*drinks* when I was about 8...

wow... I just realized I am a bit boring... :'(

[Charlotte]

I never got straight A's on a report card

*is drinking*

I never caused a car accident

lalalala...

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

Hmm. *drinks*

I never got arrested by the police

*drinks some more*

I never cheated on someone I was dating

*watches other people drink*

I never told my parents to fuck off

*keeps watching*

I never made someone cry for fun

Ooh. *drinks*

I never tried skydiving

Guh, I wish.

I never had a friend that died suddenly

*drinks* :(

I never smoked crack

*drinks more*

I never had a one night stand

Alright, I didn't do that.

I never tried to run from the cops

*starts drinking again*

I never blacked out from drinking too much

*drinks even more*

I never left the country that I live in

God, I've got some drinking to do. *more drinking*

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

aight. *doesn't drink*

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

*still doesn't drink*

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

wheee *still no drinking...*

I never broke any bones

*drinks*

I never played a musical instrument

*drinks some more*

I never spray painted something in public

*drinks even more*

I never got suspended from school

*drinks more and more and more*

I never TP'd someone's house

*chugs*

I never shoplifted

*gulps*

I never got a tattoo

*swallows*

I never read a book for fun

*pours down throat*

I never puked in a pub

*guzzles*

I never panhandled

Whoo, finally a pause.

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

Here we go again. *drinks*

I never been to New York City

I fucking live there. Here. *drinks more*

I never punched someone in the face

*more drinking*

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

*no drinking*

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

Hehe. *drinks*

I never played counter strike

*drinks more*

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

*is drinking even more*

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

*keeps drinking* :p

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

Nope.

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

Pink Floyd? I don't even listen to them.

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

So old I never tried it.

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

Nah.

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

Wow, will I ever start drinking again?

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

I guess so. *drinks*

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

*drinks*

I never took part in a drag race

Shwoom. Nope.

I never been in an airplane before

*drink drink drink*

I never tried surfing

Nevah.

I never egged someone's house

Nope.

I never made any prank phone calls

Gah *drinks*

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

*more drinking is being done by me*

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

Haha, as if.

I never tried marijuana

*even more drinking accomplished here*

I never had to give a public speech

*drinks*

I never been to a funeral

*drinks excessively*

I never "cock blocked" a friend

*drinks more*

I never been "cock blocked"

*drinks more*

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

Wow, why would you do that? Not fun.

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

Quite common up in here, but no.

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

Oh, Mormons. It didn't work. *drinks*

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

Ooh, me! *drinks*

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

*drinks* Although I'm not proud of it.

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

*drinks*

I never voted

*drinks*

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

*drinks, drinks, and drinks*

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

Teehee, nope.

I never threw a rock through someone's window

*drinks*

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

*drinks*

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

*drinks*

I never had a gun pulled on me

*drinks*

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

Never.

I never wore a fanny pack

God, those things are ugly. Of course not.

TIME TO GET SMASHED

[DashDingo]

You never wore a fanny pack?

What a fag.

[sosjulian]

6 drnks for me... the language was spannish.

Yes I drink... now did we really have to fill this thread up with such huge posts to determine that.

[x-Optimus-Prime-x]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote:

I never got straight A's on a report card

Drinks.

I never caused a car accident

Drinks again.

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

No drink this time.

I never got arrested by the police

Nor this time.

I never cheated on someone I was dating

Back to drinking.

I never told my parents to fuck off

No drinking here.

I never made someone cry for fun

Nor here.

I never tried skydiving

Drink once again.

I never had a friend that died suddenly

More drinking.

I never smoked crack

Even more drinking.

I never had a one night stand

Still drinking.

I never tried to run from the cops

No drinking.

I never blacked out from drinking too much

No drinking here either.

I never left the country that I live in

Still no drinking.

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

Drink more.

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

Still drinking more.

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

Stop drinking.

I never broke any bones

Still no drinking.

I never played a musical instrument

Still not drinking.

I never spray painted something in public

Even more no drinking.

I never got suspended from school

Finally, a drink.

I never TP'd someone's house

Drinking still.

I never shoplifted

No more drinking.

I never got a tattoo

Drinking again.

I never read a book for fun

No drinking.

I never puked in a pub

Drinking again.

I never panhandled

Drinking still.

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

No drinking.

I never been to New York City

Drinking again.

I never punched someone in the face

No more drinking.

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

Still no drinking.

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

Drink again.

I never played counter strike

No drinking.

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

Drinking more.

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

No drinking here.

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

Drinking once again.

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

Even more drink.

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

No drinking.

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

No drinking still.

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

Drinking again.

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

Drinking again.

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

Drink even more.

I never took part in a drag race

No drinking.

I never been in an airplane before

No drinking here either.

I never tried surfing

Still no drinking.

I never egged someone's house

Back to the drinking.

I never made any prank phone calls

No more drinks.

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

Drinking.

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

Drinking.

I never tried marijuana

Drinking.

I never had to give a public speech

No more drinking.

I never been to a funeral

No more drinking again.

I never "cock blocked" a friend

Drink once again.

I never been "cock blocked"

No drinking.

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

Back to the drinking.

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

Still drinking.

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

Even more drinking.

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

Yup still going.

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

Another drink.

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

Drinking stops here.

I never voted

Continue no drinking.

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

Once again more no drinking.

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

Nope, no drinks yet.

I never threw a rock through someone's window

Not even here.

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

Man I am getting thirsty.

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

Damn I need a drink.

I never had a gun pulled on me

Finally back to the drinking.

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

More drinking here.

I never wore a fanny pack

Final drink.

[Shadow-LS]

u bastard! now i'm drunk! i will cus at you... aisougfuacegAGCLWUILGgpueani.

[scottmale24]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote: I never got straight A's on a report card

I never caused a car accident

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

I never got arrested by the police

I never cheated on someone I was dating

I never told my parents to fuck off

drinks

I never made someone cry for fun

I never tried skydiving

I never had a friend that died suddenly

I never smoked crack

I never had a one night stand

I never tried to run from the cops

drinks

I never blacked out from drinking too much

I never left the country that I live in

drinks

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

I never broke any bones

I never played a musical instrument

drinks

I never spray painted something in public

drinks

I never got suspended from school

I never TP'd someone's house

I never shoplifted

I never got a tattoo

I never read a book for fun

drinks

I never puked in a pub

I never panhandled

drinks

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

I never been to New York City

drinks

I never punched someone in the face

drinks

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

I never played counter strike

drinks

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

drinks

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

drinks

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

:drinks

I never took part in a drag race

I never been in an airplane before

drinks

I never tried surfing

I never egged someone's house

I never made any prank phone calls

drinks

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

I never tried marijuana

I never had to give a public speech

I never been to a funeral

I never "cock blocked" a friend

I never been "cock blocked"

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

I never voted

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

I never threw a rock through someone's window

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

drinks

I never had a gun pulled on me

drinks

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

drinks

I never wore a fanny pack

drinks

BAH

there you go, sonny boy.

Now for some extra letters to allow the system to let me post all these qoutes.
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[I-am-Iron-Man]

At 11/6/05 06:05 PM, kolohe wrote: I never got straight A's on a report card

Shot 1.

I never caused a car accident

Did that.

I never picked a fight with someone for no reason

Shot 2.

I never got arrested by the police

Shot 3.

I never cheated on someone I was dating

Shot 4.

I never told my parents to fuck off

Shot 5.

I never made someone cry for fun

Shot 6.

I never tried skydiving

Shot 7.

I never had a friend that died suddenly

Sadly, that has happened to me.

I never smoked crack

Shot 8.

I never had a one night stand

Shot 9.

I never tried to run from the cops

Shot 10.

I never blacked out from drinking too much

Shot 11.

I never left the country that I live in

Shot 12.

I never joined a fraternity / sorority

Shot 13.

I never streaked (when you run around naked in public)

When I was 3, I did that. That counts, right?

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

I've given a homeless person a 20, once. That's just to let people know that CrookedPreachaKilla's a hell of a nice guy.

I never broke any bones

Shot 14.

I never played a musical instrument

Took band in the 8th grade.

I never spray painted something in public

Shot 15.

I never got suspended from school

Fighting, 3 times. The other 500 fights I got in at school, I wasn't caught in.

I never TP'd someone's house

Shot 16.

I never shoplifted

Did it, once. Went straight.

I never got a tattoo

Shot 17. (I'm saving for one, though.)

I never read a book for fun

Sometimes, books can be fun, actually.

I never puked in a pub

Shot 18. (I waited until I was outside.)

I never panhandled

Shot 19.

I never bought something that I knew was stolen

Shot 20.

I never been to New York City

Shot 21.

I never punched someone in the face

I did that, and though most people were like, "That hurt, asshole!," one guy was like, "My....My beautiful face is ruined! You done fucked up, now!"

I never drove my car fast enough to catch air on a hill

Shot 22.

I never pulled the old "dine and ditch"

I got caught for forgetting to pay. In my defense, I was dead tired. I went back in, paid, and that was the end of that.

I never played counter strike

Shot 23. (Heard some nice stuff about it, though.)

I never called in sick because I wanted to catch something on TV

Shot 24. (When I call in sick, I'm sick.)

I never urinated in a public place (not a bathroom)

Shot 25.

I never spent more than a couple of weeks in jail

Shot 26. (I haven't even been behind bars, yet. And I'm gonna keep it that way.)

I never saw Pink Floyd in concert

Shot 27.

I never put a bucket of water over a door and douched the next person who opened it

Shot 28. (That's the oldest trick in the book.)

I never beat Super Mario Brothers without warping

Did that. It was much easier than some people think.

I never drunk dialed an old girlfriend

Shot 29.

I never made a new friend that I ended up hating by the end of the day

Shot 30.

I never pretended to like a certain band just to fit in with someone

Shot 31. (I like who I like, and don't care what someone else likes.)

I never took part in a drag race

Shot 32.

I never been in an airplane before

I took a plane to and from Ohio. Twice.

I never tried surfing

Shot 33. (I hated the thought of being a shark's hors d'ourve.)

I never egged someone's house

Shot 34. (I wanted to light a bag of dog shit on a July 4th Scrooge's front step, though.)

I never made any prank phone calls

I did that.

I never bought something that I knew I couldn't afford

Shot 35.

I never lied because I thought it would help get me laid

I did lie, before.

I never tried marijuana

Sometimes, this pimp daddy just needs a fatty.

I never had to give a public speech

Shot 36.

I never been to a funeral

Shot 37. (Funerals give me the jibblies.)

I never "cock blocked" a friend

Shot 38. (I have no gay friends.)

I never been "cock blocked"

Shot 39.

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

Shot 40.

I never been mugged (forcefully robbed)

Shot 41. (Someone tried and failed, miserably, though. I beat his ass down.)

I never pretended to not speak a certain language because I didn’t want to talk to somebody

Shot 42.

I never keyed someone’s car (scratch the paint with a key)

Shot 43.

I never hurt someone so bad that they needed to be hospitalized

Shot 44.

I never volunteered to work for a charitable organization

Shot 45. (Probably should, though.)

I never voted

I did. Twice.

I never went to college (or University for you brits)

Shot 46.

I never drove on a flat tire because I didn’t know how to fix it

Shot 47.

I never threw a rock through someone's window

Shot 48. (I did put my fist through a security window at my old high school, though.)

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

Shot 49.

I never played a game of blackjack for real money

I learned, quickly, that I gotta watch my brother like a hawk.

I never had a gun pulled on me

Shot 50. (Had a knife whipped out on me, though.)

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

Shot 51.

I never wore a fanny pack

When I was 6, I did.

Now grab yourself a brew some whiskey or whatever and get cracking.

=)

Thanks to you, my liver's fucked.

[Kolohe]

At 11/6/05 06:20 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

I never panhandled

what???

Panhandling is when you beg for money on the streets. You know, like what bums do =)

At 11/6/05 06:20 PM, angrygandhi wrote: takes 4 drinks

Aww, c'mon man. Tell us which ones!

At 11/6/05 06:29 PM, Goober2 wrote: drinks

You too, tell us which ones man =)

At 11/6/05 06:49 PM, Myst_Williams wrote:

I never played counter strike

what?

It's a popular first person shooter. Some people are freakishly into it =)

At 11/6/05 07:45 PM, tigerkitty wrote: wow... I just realized I am a bit boring... :'(

Nobody who wore a fanny pack could be concidered boring XD

No worries, most of these thing are things that you wouldn't want to do =)

At 11/6/05 07:46 PM, Sanjay wrote:

I never smoked crack

O M G! I am genuienly suprised Sanjay <3

I never pushed the emergency stop button on an escalator for fun

Drinks

LOL, I used to do that all the time when I was a kid XD

I never owned a pair of "hammer pants" (like MC Hammer)

Drinks

Aww, at least we can live in "hammer pants" shame together =)

At 11/6/05 07:54 PM, SadicSchoolgirl wrote:

I never smoked crack

*drinks more*

Wow, another one =) I really didn't think that anyone would be drinking to that one <3

At 11/6/05 08:11 PM, x-Optimus_Prime-x wrote:

I never saw the movie GoodFellas

Man I am getting thirsty.

Damn bro, you NEED to rent that shit =)

At 11/6/05 08:35 PM, scottmale24 wrote:

I never told my parents to fuck off

drinks

Somehow, this one didn't suprise me man =)

At 11/7/05 03:33 AM, CrookedPreachaKilla wrote:

I never gave a homeless person more than five dollars

I've given a homeless person a 20, once. That's just to let people know that CrookedPreachaKilla's a hell of a nice guy.

You must be! I gave a dude a 10 once just because I didn't have any change =)

Thanks to you, my liver's fucked.

Anytime my good man <3

BTW, sweet pic XD

[RemRulzz]

took me 10 minutes to read all that...

[Kolohe]

At 11/7/05 03:04 PM, RemRulzz wrote: took me 10 minutes to read all that...

At least you read it all man, now fill it out! =)

[UntamedFlames343]

haha 25 shots for me

[veyron]

I counted up more shots than I have in my liquor stash :|

[Kolohe]

At 11/7/05 03:09 PM, UntamedFlames343 wrote: haha 25 shots for me

At 11/7/05 03:10 PM, veyron wrote: I counted up more shots than I have in my liquor stash :|

Both of you, it's not as fun if you don't say which ones you are drinking for.

With that in mind, get cracking =)