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Posted at: 1/2/06 08:08 PM
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Í might be paraphraizing this
"yeah hey boss, I'm sorry i can't come to work, my airplane crashed down somewhere in the pacific ocean and now i'm a vegitable."
-Peter Griffin
Posted at: 1/2/06 08:14 PM
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I love this one!
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
Old sig in use...
Posted at: 1/2/06 08:16 PM
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'giggity giggity giggity goo stick around' and 'i have to fart but i don't know witch way to lean
Posted at: 1/2/06 08:19 PM
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At 11/6/05 12:42 AM, MisterDurando wrote: I got to agree with Mr_Show. "It's like that one time," Haha It never gets old.
I think you missed the sarcasm in that post.
Yeh. Yeh. ;_______;
Posted at: 1/2/06 08:21 PM
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At 11/6/05 12:55 AM, __--- wrote: "I can't believe people still quote our old fucking show, it's not even funny anymore."
Oh im sorry Mr. Macfarlane...We didnt mean to quote the old show with a NEW season. We're all very sorry we love your genius....
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"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!"
Posted at: 1/2/06 08:40 PM
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i dont really like qoutes but i like scenes the best one was when Brian Throws an apple to peter and it just floats around him because he has his own gravatational pull
Posted at: 1/2/06 09:43 PM
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i think its the part when peter hits the mailbox and falls saying heh! ahh... heh! ahh... or when peter meets that one teacher that chris likes and says can i have a picture of you to put on the back of lois' head. i thought those were funny
Posted at: 1/2/06 09:46 PM
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In the episode "To Live and Die in Dixie" when the little girl says to Meg, "My daughter would love you."
Posted at: 1/2/06 09:47 PM
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The Old Guy - "Wanna Popsicle?"
and all of stewarts quotes.
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Posted at: 1/2/06 09:50 PM
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My two most favorite are:
Peter: Attention restaurant customers: testicles. That is all.
and
Half-dead fat guy: Hey... you gonna eat that dead fat guy?
Posted at: 1/2/06 09:55 PM
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Quote Peter Griffin: I will end Newgrounds, then rape my fans in the butt.
Posted at: 1/2/06 09:57 PM
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Snap, bro.
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Most recent (good) song: Starve Amongst Feasts
Posted at: 1/2/06 10:16 PM
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"I remember reading about this sort of stuff in a book." "Are you sure it was a book?Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?" "Oh yeah."
"That reminds me,I need to give myself a breast exam." "Peter,are you crazy?!" *Peter feels under his shirt*"A lump!Oh God,a lump!A lump,it's a lu..cheeto.
Posted at: 1/2/06 10:20 PM
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At 1/2/06 09:57 PM, -ZENON- wrote: Snap, bro.
what's so great about that?
Posted at: 1/2/06 10:23 PM
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the best quote is "it's like sex with kobe bryant, no matter how much you kick and scream, it's gonna happen."
Posted at: 1/2/06 10:28 PM
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At 11/6/05 12:49 AM, Quixoni wrote: "Brian, there's a message in my alphabet, it says 'oooooooooooooooooooooooo'!" "Peter those are Cheerios."
^Def the best... =) or the one with the math, how long take him to get here, well it depends if he stops to see his hoe, that's what we call a variable, something to that extent... =)
Posted at: 1/2/06 11:05 PM
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Im so surpirsed nobody said this one yet... but anyway.
Peter - " Why did the dinosaurs die?"
Tour Giude - " Because you touch yourself at night!"
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Posted at: 1/2/06 11:30 PM
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"We dont go no where without toast" - stewie
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:16 AM
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Stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
generic, but it never gets old
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:20 AM
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alright
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:22 AM
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How old is your daddy? 42 Oh Hes 7 thats old hahaha
Once here twice there but thrice in you. Why buy the pig when the sausage is free? R.I.P. OFotD, now the DOF. R.I.P. Read this and you will be glad you did. milk shake cum
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:26 AM
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Y2K Chris: "Oh my god! The government is here! Run ET run!!!" ET: *runs across the screen* "WAHHHHOOOHOOHO!!!!"
Petarded While playing the civil rights game: Peter: "Does anybody ever win at this game?" Cleveland: "You don't win, you just do a little better every time."
One if by clam, two if by sea "You don't even know who I am."
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:27 AM
At 1/3/06 12:22 AM, iscRulz wrote: How old is your daddy? 42 Oh Hes 7 thats old hahaha
That reminds me of another favorite: "I thought this show was called "Kids say the darndest things," not "Old black comedians never shut up!
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:37 AM
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"Well if I'm a child Lois do you no wat that makes you, a pedofile, and ill be damned if im going to stay in the same room with a pervert"
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:41 AM
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At 11/5/05 10:15 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: I love the MC Hammer rip off by Peter in the "Petoria" episode. That was priceless.
Hell yeah, that was awesome, i must of watched that part at least 500 times... << >>
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:42 AM
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i chose togetherness.
teh teh the teh theh theh teh teh the heh theheht hehth teh
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:46 AM
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drive by arguments scene
"oh reginald, i disagree"
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:47 AM
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One of my favourite has always been my BBS sig! But there's always time for another... "Oh yeah, would a mentally retarded person hire a bulldozer with a drunk drive to level half his house in celebration of his excellent test score?" "Maybe..."
Posted at: 1/3/06 12:48 AM
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the episode when He running for school president and he has a bumpersticker peter griffen together we can beat my wife
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