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CartoonDiablo

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Posted at: 1/2/06 08:08 PM

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Í might be paraphraizing this

"yeah hey boss, I'm sorry i can't come to work, my airplane crashed down somewhere in the pacific ocean and now i'm a vegitable."

-Peter Griffin

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I love this one!

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

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At 11/6/05 12:42 AM, MisterDurando wrote: I got to agree with Mr_Show.
"It's like that one time,"
Haha It never gets old.

I think you missed the sarcasm in that post.

Yeh.
Yeh.
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At 11/6/05 12:55 AM, __--- wrote: "I can't believe people still quote our old fucking show, it's not even funny anymore."

Oh im sorry Mr. Macfarlane...We didnt mean to quote the old show with a NEW season. We're all very sorry we love your genius....


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i dont really like qoutes
but i like scenes
the best one was when Brian Throws an apple to peter and it just floats around him
because he has his own gravatational pull


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i think its the part when peter hits the mailbox and falls saying heh! ahh... heh! ahh...
or when peter meets that one teacher that chris likes and says can i have a picture of you to put on the back of lois' head.
i thought those were funny


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In the episode "To Live and Die in Dixie" when the little girl says to Meg, "My daughter would love you."

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The Old Guy - "Wanna Popsicle?"

and all of stewarts quotes.

Best family guy quote?

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My two most favorite are:

Peter: Attention restaurant customers: testicles. That is all.

and

Half-dead fat guy: Hey... you gonna eat that dead fat guy?


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Quote Peter Griffin:
I will end Newgrounds, then rape my fans in the butt.

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Snap, bro.

1234

Best family guy quote?

Most recent (good) song: Starve Amongst Feasts

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"I remember reading about this sort of stuff in a book."
"Are you sure it was a book?Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?"
"Oh yeah."

"That reminds me,I need to give myself a breast exam."
"Peter,are you crazy?!"
*Peter feels under his shirt*"A lump!Oh God,a lump!A lump,it's a lu..cheeto.


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At 1/2/06 09:57 PM, -ZENON- wrote: Snap, bro.

what's so great about that?

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the best quote is "it's like sex with kobe bryant, no matter how much you kick and scream, it's gonna happen."


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At 11/6/05 12:49 AM, Quixoni wrote: "Brian, there's a message in my alphabet, it says 'oooooooooooooooooooooooo'!"

"Peter those are Cheerios."

^Def the best... =) or the one with the math, how long take him to get here, well it depends if he stops to see his hoe, that's what we call a variable, something to that extent... =)


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Im so surpirsed nobody said this one yet... but anyway.

Peter - " Why did the dinosaurs die?"

Tour Giude - " Because you touch yourself at night!"

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"We dont go no where without toast" - stewie


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Stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!

generic, but it never gets old


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alright


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How old is your daddy?
42
Oh Hes 7 thats old
hahaha

Once here twice there but thrice in you. Why buy the pig when the sausage is free?
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Y2K
Chris: "Oh my god! The government is here! Run ET run!!!"
ET: *runs across the screen* "WAHHHHOOOHOOHO!!!!"

Petarded
While playing the civil rights game:
Peter: "Does anybody ever win at this game?"
Cleveland: "You don't win, you just do a little better every time."

One if by clam, two if by sea
"You don't even know who I am."


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At 1/3/06 12:22 AM, iscRulz wrote: How old is your daddy?
42
Oh Hes 7 thats old
hahaha

That reminds me of another favorite:
"I thought this show was called "Kids say the darndest things," not "Old black comedians never shut up!


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"Well if I'm a child Lois do you no wat that makes you, a pedofile, and ill be damned if im going to stay in the same room with a pervert"


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At 11/5/05 10:15 PM, HinesDaMan wrote: I love the MC Hammer rip off by Peter in the "Petoria" episode. That was priceless.

Hell yeah, that was awesome, i must of watched that part at least 500 times...
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i chose togetherness.

Best family guy quote?

teh teh the teh theh theh teh teh the heh theheht hehth teh

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drive by arguments scene

"oh reginald, i disagree"


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One of my favourite has always been my BBS sig!
But there's always time for another...
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the episode when He running for school president and he has a bumpersticker
peter griffen together we can beat my wife

Best family guy quote?


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