At 11/9/05 03:26 PM, LookingTwiceKills wrote:

At 11/9/05 03:07 PM, Tripps wrote: yeah well i took shrooms last night

you wanna talk about what can happen in 12 hours? how about what can happen in six?

Tell me what happened then, if you can remember of course...

Nothing special this time, i only ate a half an eigth of super good mushrooms, but i'll tell anyway.

Ok we eat them, walk for an hour, it hits us and we're all laughing and shit. The lights are breathing, the trees are breathing and everything is moving a bit.

We go to the city center (mall number like 6 in my city) and we lay on the floor and watch as the floor raises and lowers as we move on it. we didn't realize that we somehow got in way past it being closed and we were all kicked out. Then we walked around town stopping at 3 different fountains, hilarity ensued. Then we went ot the diner, and bugged out cause we were tripping face and the diner was a bad idea.

Then my friend gets a call that his dad is in jail, and he has to drive down to new york city and fucking drive his dads porsche back home......all this while he was tripping hard on shrooms. He did it too.

I went home aroudn one thirty and half tripped half slept for 8 hours while watching lord of the rings.

I've never been so into that movie in my whole life.

but i have some crazy hallucinagin storys.

What about the one where you magically flew off your strecher, over to a computer, to tell this story?

Eaaarrrffeetttiiishhhhhh

It was an alright story...

At 11/9/05 03:37 PM, 1 wrote:

Eaaarrrffeetttiiishhhhhh

It was an alright story...

Ha ha ha, i've been waiting for someone to say that...I was wondering as i typed it up does the is sound too "Earfetishy". It's not meant to be, i just wanted to make a bit of a fun topic.

Oh yeah, Trip, you have inspired me to get shrooms :D

At 11/9/05 03:40 PM, LookingTwiceKills wrote:
Oh yeah, Trip, you have inspired me to get shrooms :D

I didn't name myself tripps for nothing :)

oh and it's the best time you'll ever have, shrooms is my favorite drug evar.

You can change your name to 'Stubby', now.
Believable story until the part with the father.

At 11/5/05 06:59 PM, Quixoni wrote: I got a slight rise out of that, good job.

lolmetoo.

At 11/9/05 04:17 PM, Conky- wrote:

At 11/5/05 06:59 PM, Quixoni wrote: I got a slight rise out of that, good job.

lolmetoo.

O_o you got a rise out me getting my penis chopped off?
Uh huh...

:O Your bellend got the chop my friend, did it ever grow back
>_>

Ah hah. You know, the first paragraph or three were believeable. Well done.

Ha, nice one, very Earfetish stylee.

At 11/9/05 04:22 PM, LookingTwiceKills wrote:

At 11/9/05 04:17 PM, Conky- wrote:

At 11/5/05 06:59 PM, Quixoni wrote: I got a slight rise out of that, good job.

lolmetoo.

O_o you got a rise out me getting my penis chopped off?
Uh huh...

They probably ment over the BJ part of the story. Im hoping.

I actually belived it until you said her dad cut your dick off.

At 11/17/05 03:01 PM, McflyMarty wrote:

At 11/9/05 04:22 PM, LookingTwiceKills wrote:

O_o you got a rise out me getting my penis chopped off?
Uh huh...

They probably ment over the BJ part of the story. Im hoping.

Can't it be both? ...... what?

At 11/5/05 06:56 PM, Fragment wrote: If there wasn't any anal, then it's not worth telling. Just kidding. Good parody to the recent invasion of "I'm 13 and I had sex with the hottest chick lol" threads.

Sure, so hows your testicular cancer doing or was it your friends.

ooh.. u lost ur virginity.. im SOOO jealous..

Bro.. i bet NO one cares if u had sex with some ugly chick...

And i bet atleast 90% of ur aged people had had sex before.,..

At 11/5/05 06:53 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: u aren't very good at making up a convincing story.

Which part wasn't convincing, the part where he got stabbed in the penis, or the part where he banged a near stranger?

Boring, false and unrealistic. That is just an urban legend. Sure there are girls I like, but I am only friends with them and I am not ready for a girlfriend. Nobody would do any of that in real life, let alone a girl.

that must of sucked, that girls dads an asshole, wierd twist tho

funny story.

if it was true then sue that shit head for all he is worth and if the docs put it back on bang his wife and the daughter and make him watch... if it wasnt true then wow your a good writer i mean it didnt turn me on or anything but it was realy well written

how does it feel ..not having a boner or better yet...how does it feel..THAT AN OLD FAG CHOPPED OFF YOUR DICK!!!HAHAHAHA!!! XD i dont belive he cut it off but...wouldv been sad tho

Out of all these kind of stories, this bored me the most. That was so fake. I refuse to believe this happened to a 14 year old. I'd like to see your picture 0_-

At 11/20/05 12:57 AM, Muckluck wrote: Out of all these kind of stories, this bored me the most. That was so fake. I refuse to believe this happened to a 14 year old. I'd like to see your picture 0_-

You're so smart.

wat happened to the girl after words? like to u ever talk to her or.....wat?

At 11/5/05 06:53 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: u aren't very good at making up a convincing story.

seconded

I wonder how many times hes jacked off to his own story....

At 11/20/05 01:44 AM, NICKELASS69 wrote: wat happened to the girl after words? like to u ever talk to her or.....wat?

I really hope you are joking! ;D

That would hurt.(to have your thing chopped off.)

At 11/20/05 02:36 AM, cowwwcowww wrote: That would hurt.(to have your thing chopped off.)

How so? ;D