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Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:35:06 Reply

You know how it's fun to pretend you're female on AIM chats and laugh at people while you e-snap their penis in half? Try posing as a minor. Not only will you get pedophiles, you'll get animal-loving pedophiles.

RazorsEdgeSucka: ur 7?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yes <---That was my alt btw
RazorsEdgeSucka: thats hot
RazorsEdgeSucka: u like older girls?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: thx :-)
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: asl?
RazorsEdgeSucka: 20 f
RazorsEdgeSucka: pic?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea
RazorsEdgeSucka: can i see
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: wait
RazorsEdgeSucka: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: u there
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea, cant find it right away, not that good with the internet
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hold on
RazorsEdgeSucka: its ok but have u ever done ne thing to urself?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure all the time
RazorsEdgeSucka: really what all have u done?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: put my fingers inside
RazorsEdgeSucka: u dont cum do u
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: i do
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: im really ripe
RazorsEdgeSucka: realy
RazorsEdgeSucka: do u cum alot
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: as much as i can
RazorsEdgeSucka: sexi
RazorsEdgeSucka: have u ever had a cock in u?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yeah, once
RazorsEdgeSucka: with who?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: teacher
RazorsEdgeSucka: no way
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yeah
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: couldn't stop him
RazorsEdgeSucka: how long ago
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: just two months ago
RazorsEdgeSucka: really
RazorsEdgeSucka: did u like it
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: kinda
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hurt a bit
RazorsEdgeSucka: ah
RazorsEdgeSucka: uu have a guy dog?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea
RazorsEdgeSucka: what kind
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: labrador
RazorsEdgeSucka: u horny
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure
RazorsEdgeSucka: u wanna do something really kinky?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: why not
RazorsEdgeSucka: go get ur dog and bring him where u at and lock the door
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: what now
RazorsEdgeSucka: ok set the keyboard on ground and get on the ground
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: laptop, so done
RazorsEdgeSucka: k
RazorsEdgeSucka: now
RazorsEdgeSucka: u kno what a handjob is?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: isnt that when you touch a mans penis
RazorsEdgeSucka: well kinda
RazorsEdgeSucka: grab your dogs penis and move it back and forth
RazorsEdgeSucka: tell me what he does
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its looking really excited
RazorsEdgeSucka: do that until a big red penis comes out then tell me if it doesnt come out soon tell me
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its out
RazorsEdgeSucka: is it big
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its pretty big
RazorsEdgeSucka: well suck on it a little bit it will get bigger i imagine
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: then tell me if it does
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its bigger
RazorsEdgeSucka: u know what doggie style is?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: on hands and knees?
RazorsEdgeSucka: yes
RazorsEdgeSucka: get doggie style and help ur dog on ur back and try to put his penis in ur hole
RazorsEdgeSucka: either one
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: which ever u prefer
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: it's in my ass
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hey
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: are you masturbating?
RazorsEdgeSucka: yes why
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: Because YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK. You know that? I've called the authorities on your pedophile beast-loving ass. God, you people disgust me.
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: Have a nice life in jail.
RazorsEdgeSucka signed off at 9:57:38.

Bah.


fucking magnets man how do they work

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:36:27 Reply

Tricking AIM perverts sure is well.

XxXCaliGurl14XxX = Me

emptyhanded: hey there
emptyhanded: asl?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you?
emptyhanded: m.23.NY
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: nice
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: want to see my pic?
emptyhanded: BOT
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It isnt a bot
emptyhanded: ?
emptyhanded: k
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://img334.images..2/jessicaspic0jp.jpg

emptyhanded: pics away!
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: the one on the right
emptyhanded: like the outfit
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: thanks
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: :-)
emptyhanded: so what are you up to tonight?
emptyhanded: looking for trouble?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: with you?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: sure. ;-)
emptyhanded: ahhhh maybe
emptyhanded: hah
emptyhanded: sure
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you want to cyber?
emptyhanded: yah
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: ok, you start
emptyhanded: tell me what you have on
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: the same outfit in my pic
emptyhanded: you look like a bad little schoolgirl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oh, I am. trust me baby
emptyhanded: call me daddy babe
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Oh daddy, I've been a bad girl, punish me
emptyhanded: slide that skirt down and turn around
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *slides her skirt and thong down, and turns around
emptyhanded: *SLAP*
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oooh!
emptyhanded: are you going to do what daddy tells you from now on?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: yes daddy
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *pulls your pants down
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *then pulls your boxers down to reveal your cock
emptyhanded: does baby want to suck some big cock tonight?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oh yes, daddy. can I, please?
emptyhanded: ask nicely
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *starts rubbing your cock, please?
emptyhanded: please what
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: can I SUCK it?
emptyhanded: mmm go ahead cupcake
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *starts to slowly suck you monsterous cock
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you like that?
emptyhanded: ahhhh
emptyhanded: mm yes
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: btw, I had a sex change
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I was born a man
emptyhanded: wow
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: is that ok? ( no response for like 10 minutes )
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You there?
Previous message was not received by emptyhanded because of error: User emptyhanded is not available.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:38:30 Reply

I've gotten one of those people before! O_O

They wanted me to whack off my puppy.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:40:16 Reply

If that's actually true, it's funny as hell.


VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:40:32 Reply

ROFLMAO

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:41:38 Reply

At 11/5/05 11:38 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: They wanted me to whack off my puppy.

Don't people realsie that animal cruelty is illegal? Whacking puppy's is just not on.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:42:31 Reply

You sure pwnd him.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:42:55 Reply

what a world we live in

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:43:31 Reply

XxXCaliGurl14XxX = Me

LONGPiXXXESTiCK: hi
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: hi asl
LONGPiXXXESTiCK: 19/shemale
LONGPiXXXESTiCK: u?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: WTF?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
LONGPiXXXESTiCK signed off at 11:58:54 PM.

__________________________________

basedawg77: asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 12/f/cali
basedawg77: 16m
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: pics?
basedawg77: ya s2r
XxXCaliGurl14XxX wants to directly connect.
basedawg77 is now directly connected.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX:
basedawg77: hot
basedawg77:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You look like you formed from shit.
basedawg77: ya tht makes a lotta sence
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It does actually
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: There was shit
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: And you formed from it
basedawg77: ok ur cool
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I know
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I win.
basedawg77: u win
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Yep
basedawg77: so there was a debate goin on
basedawg77: ha i bet ur still a virgin arent u
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No
basedawg77 direct connection is closed.
basedawg77 signed off at 1:45:06 PM.

_________________________________

socccerpest9l: hey asl
socccerpest9l: hey asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
socccerpest9l: im 23/f pics?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX wants to directly connect.
socccerpest9l is now directly connected.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX:
socccerpest9l:
socccerpest9l: ur very pretty
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So are you. :-)
socccerpest9l: anymore?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No, that's it. :-(
socccerpest9l: ok i have tit shot u wanna c
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Sure. :-)
socccerpest9l:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Very sexy. :-)
socccerpest9l: so wut r u into ssexually?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Anything as long as it's with a good looking girl like you. :-)
socccerpest9l: thank u
socccerpest9l: dont freak out but my incest hope that doesnt scare u
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You like incest?
socccerpest9l: yea
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It's alright. :-)
socccerpest9l: uve done it
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Nope
socccerpest9l: i do it with my bro and mom
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: LOLORZ
socccerpest9l direct connection is closed.
socccerpest9l signed off at 12:58:22 PM.

________________________________________

jaff054: asl?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
jaff054: 40/m/ny
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: ROFLMAOS!
jaff054 signed off at 1:06:10 PM.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:44:20 Reply

At 11/5/05 11:41 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
At 11/5/05 11:38 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: They wanted me to whack off my puppy.
Don't people realsie that animal cruelty is illegal? Whacking puppy's is just not on.

animal cruelty isnt the word, (infact i bet the dogs possible like it)

i think the word is beastiality

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:48:52 Reply

At 11/5/05 11:40 AM, -Sheck- wrote: If that's actually true, it's funny as hell.

On the other side, possibly.
I'm not seven, nor am I female or have a dog, so...

At 11/5/05 11:44 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: i think the word is beastiality

Nope.

Oh, got this one too.
Was using Dawkins' alt for this one, couldn't make myself a new AIM for some odd reason.

buffmitch007: hey asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 12 f cali
buffmitch007: im 15 male texas
buffmitch007: can we chat
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: sure
buffmitch007: whats up
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: your cock lololol
buffmitch007: howd u know?!?!
buffmitch007: lol
buffmitch007: some1s horny huh?!?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: hell yeah
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: want to rp
buffmitch007: lol
buffmitch007: sure
buffmitch007: what roles
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'll be Godzilla and you be Japan.
buffmitch007: r u gonna dominate me
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Something like that.
buffmitch007: well please do
buffmitch007: do u have pics?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://www.xofacto.c..nzen-godzilla-62.jpg

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Hawt, no
buffmitch007: what?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: My pics.
buffmitch007: i didnt see
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://www.xofacto.c..nzen-godzilla-62.jpg

buffmitch007: lol
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'll start.
buffmitch007: ok
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I enter your country, tons of little Japanese people fleeing from my immense American feet.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: "RUN, ITS GODZIRRA" they shout
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm like "Lol pwn"
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm getting wet now


fucking magnets man how do they work

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:50:03 Reply

You guys convinced me. I'm downloading AIM.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 11:57:09 Reply

At 11/5/05 11:48 AM, -Mazza- wrote: XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I enter your country, tons of little Japanese people fleeing from my immense American feet.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: "RUN, ITS GODZIRRA" they shout
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm like "Lol pwn"
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm getting wet now

Fucking hilarity. As are all of the other convos.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 12:12:30 Reply

At 11/5/05 12:10 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Damn! That's some sick shit if it's real. Weird people you can meet on the internet.

(

I don't know whether to laugh at the stupid people, or cry for humanity.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 12:20:35 Reply

my favorite parts are when they tell you something weird and you just go LOLORZ or something

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 12:21:33 Reply

Yeah but honestly i regret tellin you to whack off your dog... i mean asking about your brother would of been more apropriate(sp?)
You forgive me?

(joke)

But i'm now thinking of getting aim... just to humiliate the perverted....
hmmm anyone here remember what craig from Malcolm in the middle said...
I gotta try that...

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 12:27:56 Reply

You need to get a job with the FBI.

Seriously, with powers of PWN like that you could be the first E-Superhero


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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 12:33:59 Reply

At 11/5/05 12:21 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote: Yeah but honestly i regret tellin you to whack off your dog... i mean asking about your brother would of been more apropriate(sp?)
You forgive me?

(joke)

There's actually more incestual pedophiles on there than bestial pedophiles.

At 11/5/05 12:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You need to get a job with the FBI.

Seriously, with powers of PWN like that you could be the first E-Superhero

Sweet. I could get my own customized car with jet boosters and rocket launchers.


fucking magnets man how do they work

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 13:06:01 Reply

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali

whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 13:07:23 Reply

At 11/5/05 01:06 PM, PlagueStrife wrote:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

To perverts, California is awesome. It's usually where all the "good looking" girls are out, you know what I mean?

As for me, I don't believe in California. NO state could be THAT stupid.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 13:09:38 Reply

Rofl, i downloaded aim cause of this but how do you find all these randy people :X

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 13:53:27 Reply

At 11/5/05 01:06 PM, PlagueStrife wrote:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

Mainly because everyone's from California these days, including those who aren't.

At 11/5/05 01:09 PM, WutWut wrote: Rofl, i downloaded aim cause of this but how do you find all these randy people :X

http://www.aim.com/chats.adp?aolp=


fucking magnets man how do they work

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:00:22 Reply

Lmao owned. I did that once, but I pretended I was from Iraq or soemthing and everyone was like "wow hwo du no englsh."


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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:19:50 Reply

rofl, it's funny how they believe you and then when they tell you someething you are like ROFLMAOS or how you tell them something weird. lol.


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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:25:13 Reply

funniest thing to do is go in a chatroom and say

ANYONE WANNA SEE A 7 YEAR OLD GET GANG RAPED ON WEBCAM PRESS 123456789!!!!


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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:28:24 Reply

I just got off on that.

123456789

BANNED. Later, gator.

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:32:21 Reply

AIM isn't too popular here in Chile. do you have to pay? if not, I'm gonna download it


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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:32:54 Reply

It's free!

http://www.aim.com/

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Response to Bah, Internet. 2005-11-05 14:33:58 Reply

At 11/5/05 02:32 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: It's free!

http://www.aim.com/

Yaay! omfgwtflollamorofl can i add j00?


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