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Well I was walking out of a shop and these 2 fine girls came over and said " omg sex? " and I said yeah.. then they brought 2 more girls and I was like " w00t!!!1eight " then We had a cup of tea and a handshake then parted ways..

* True story by the way *

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Posted at: 11/5/05 06:17 AM

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guess what i had!
guess what i had!
guess what i had!
guess what i had!

i had sex with a mail box!!! ha ha!

hot mail box action!

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Dude awesome you are so lucky thats so great you are the man nice going lol.

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At 11/5/05 06:15 AM, KingOfNubCakez wrote: Well I was walking out of a shop and these 2 fine girls came over and said " omg sex? " and I said yeah.. then they brought 2 more girls and I was like " w00t!!!1eight " then We had a cup of tea and a handshake then parted ways..

* True story by the way *

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Posted at: 11/5/05 06:20 AM

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I totally didnt think you were telling the truth but then i saw the end part and like whoa gj dude.

swear to god truuuuue story.

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At 11/5/05 06:17 AM, penguin-comander wrote: guess what i had!
guess what i had!
guess what i had!
guess what i had!

i had sex with a mail box!!! ha ha!

hot mail box action!

*cought* noob* *cought* observe the master

omg i was on my computer so i went into a site called sex.com and then i had sex with the computer :D

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Posted at: 11/5/05 06:23 AM

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This thread phails. Do not bother posting in it to give the starter attention

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Posted at: 11/5/05 06:50 AM

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At 11/5/05 06:15 AM, KingOfNubCakez wrote: Well I was walking out of a shop and these 2 fine girls came over and said " omg sex? " and I said yeah.. then they brought 2 more girls and I was like " w00t!!!1eight " then We had a cup of tea and a handshake then parted ways..

* True story by the way *

sweet story. but why dont I believe that?

hey, howz it goin?

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Posted at: 11/5/05 06:56 AM

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why do all the 13 year olds get the orgies

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Jeez orgies are gettin more frequent arent they?

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At 11/5/05 06:23 AM, Dacheater wrote: This thread phails. Do not bother posting in it to give the starter attention

It's actually pretty funny. Methinks.

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Posted at: 11/5/05 07:09 AM

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Do I hear fapping?

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I was riding my bike and i was sitting at the lights when this hot girl in a car said "wanna pound my ass?"

i smiled and said "Sure" we hopped in the car and drove off, 5 minuets into the cruise she passed a yellow light, SSCCRREEEET spoun out several times and crashed into a semi trailer.I was fine but the lady's head was crushed and she died. I walked back two streets and picked up my bike. i rode off pissed cose i never got my sex >:(

true story.

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At 11/5/05 06:23 AM, Dacheater wrote: This thread phails. Do not bother posting in it to give the starter attention

Yeah, you're not a hypocrite by posting yourself...

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And Carthage must be destroyed

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no you didnt

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Wow. Congratulations man. Keep up the good work. ;)

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