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Posted at: 11/5/05 03:00 AM
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Of my life
I was masturbating, and after i stop i look at my cock head, and its like pure white, without the suall, purple penis thing going on, and i though oh fuck i lost circulation to my penis, and i thought i was going to have to have it cut off
This was the most stressfull momments of my llife
LSD!
Posted at: 11/5/05 03:37 AM
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Silly Mr_Fluffykins, you have no penis. <3
Posted at: 11/5/05 03:41 AM
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You're supposed to spank the money not choke it!
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:26 AM
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At 11/5/05 03:41 AM, WestSideRidah wrote: You're supposed to spank the money not choke it!
lmao!! dude you are acctualy screwed, no dick haha i feel for you man.
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:40 AM
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Too much fapping...
wat
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:46 AM
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u shouldnt fap with cold hands
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:49 AM
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have the aliens landed yet? i heard the americans got scared or something lol i'm scared are the aliens friendly btw?
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:50 AM
aliens with white-headed pen0rs!!! oh noes! my flufflykins is teh alien!!!!!111oneone!!1
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mmmmmm....the other white meat
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:52 AM
it went back to its usual colour:P
Posted at: 11/5/05 04:54 AM
green?
Posted at: 11/5/05 05:47 AM
At 11/5/05 04:54 AM, i_kick_j00 wrote: green?
yes
Posted at: 11/5/05 05:54 AM
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At 11/5/05 05:47 AM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: At 11/5/05 04:54 AM, i_kick_j00 wrote: green?yes
Mine is the color of i_kick_j00's sig.
Fancy Signature
Posted at: 11/5/05 06:11 AM
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lol its going to drop of you know.
Joss Whedon (Buffy, Firefly, Dr. Horrible etc.) Crew. You're sure the other one's contained? DVD thread.
Posted at: 11/5/05 06:13 AM
At 11/5/05 06:11 AM, T3h_h4x0R wrote: lol its going to drop of you know.
Was that German?
Posted at: 11/5/05 06:14 AM
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At 11/5/05 05:54 AM, Pink_Floyd wrote: At 11/5/05 05:47 AM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: At 11/5/05 04:54 AM, i_kick_j00 wrote: green?yesMine is the color of i_kick_j00's sig.
Your micheal jackson?
Posted at: 11/5/05 07:29 AM
At 11/5/05 06:14 AM, SuburbaniteHunter wrote: Your micheal jackson?
On my better days..
Posted at: 11/5/05 07:32 AM
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SCAREH O_O
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you found the clitoris!
Posted at: 11/5/05 08:13 AM
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At 11/5/05 03:00 AM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: Of my life I was masturbating, and after i stop i look at my cock head, and its like pure white, without the suall, purple penis thing going on, and i though oh fuck i lost circulation to my penis, and i thought i was going to have to have it cut off This was the most stressfull momments of my llife
im sure women would love you just as much without a penis.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHITE BELLEND!!!!!
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!1111 The Greatest Story NG Has EVER Seen Good for a quick read.
Posted at: 11/5/05 08:14 AM
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Ho..ly.. shit...
Glad it went back :/
I like it.
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