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At 11/5/05 02:03 AM, snoopdogfan wrote: After doing some carful reserch i found out that it was hitler in disguise,he somehow found a way to escape the past and go into the future,sorry,bi\ut you got a bj from hitler,lol.

-Hedwick- signed up in 2003
snoopdogfan signed up in 2005

yeah im a total noob.

heres hitler
(Picture edited to be more offensive to wigger boy)

I gave a blowjob at school, does that count? No story.......... Just for a bag of chips........

At 11/5/05 02:15 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:

At 11/5/05 02:03 AM, snoopdogfan wrote: After doing some carful reserch i found out that it was hitler in disguise,he somehow found a way to escape the past and go into the future,sorry,bi\ut you got a bj from hitler,lol.

-Hedwick- signed up in 2003
snoopdogfan signed up in 2005

yeah im a total noob.

heres hitler
(Picture edited to be more offensive to wigger boy)

lol lokit your picture you look goofy, why would she give you head?

that chick is fine though. you just gave a 13 year old NG user someone to beat off to.

I hope you're happy.

Okay, okay, this is the moment you all been waiting tor. I didn't get the blowjob but everything else is true. No, it was not hitler. Yes, that picture was googled. And yes, i am actually 14 :D!!1

At 11/5/05 02:15 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: -Hedwick- signed up in 2003

Doesn't make you any less of an idiot.

snoopdogfan signed up in 2005

His IQ is the double of yours, if I were you I wouldn't go around bothering "them smart peoples"

yeah im a total noob.

you sure act like one. You don't bother to deposit your experience or be in any way helpful to the NG community, but your spelling and grammar sucks, making it less believable that you actually got a blowjob. To top it off, you said the cheesiest and probably least effective pick-up line. You're a dumb liar or that girl wanted to give you AIDS.

heres hitler
(Picture edited to be more offensive to wigger boy)

Look who "sais" wigger.

At 11/5/05 02:21 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: Okay, okay, this is the moment you all been waiting tor. I didn't get the blowjob but everything else is true. No, it was not hitler. Yes, that picture was googled. And yes, i am actually 14 :D!!1

OH SNAP! i was just trying to breathe some life into the bbs. looks like i failed :(

At 11/5/05 02:21 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: Okay, okay, this is the moment you all been waiting tor. I didn't get the blowjob but everything else is true. No, it was not hitler. Yes, that picture was googled. And yes, i am actually 14 :D!!1

DAMNSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCK I SO DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

At 11/5/05 02:21 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: Okay, okay, this is the moment you all been waiting tor. I didn't get the blowjob

Well my story is true. I just ask, "Hey who has some chips?" Somebody usually answers me, and then I get down to business they like it or not. By the time I'm done they are usually crying and don't want their chips anymore. Come to think of it, I could use a bag of chips right about now........

At 11/5/05 01:36 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: ok, so i was playing some basketball in the gym and this girl was in the stands(shes really hot).
And im walking by and she asks me " Do you know where i can get a ball?"(she ran into it).
so i sais to her"i know where you can get 2! In my pants!" and then she asks me "well can i play with them?" and i said "sure!" so then we went into the bushes outside and she gave me a blowjob!

share your stories.

i've been blown before you wanna know why? because im married for a duncebag like you, no girl is just going to "blow" you just like that without somebody ending up with herpes this story is faker than santy claus like anybodys going to believe you you might get post's that say "i liek totly agre wit u" other than that nothing

i dislike people who dont read the whole damn topic.

TUBEULAR!!!!!!!!

At 11/5/05 02:19 AM, HAcoreRD wrote:

At 11/5/05 02:15 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:

At 11/5/05 02:03 AM, snoopdogfan wrote:

lol lokit your picture you look goofy, why would she give you head?

that chick is fine though. you just gave a 13 year old NG user someone to beat off to.

I hope you're happy.

and he just gave a 20 year old to look up while -Hedwick- is in the hospital congrats.

At 11/5/05 01:42 AM, The_VG_Guy wrote:

At 11/5/05 01:40 AM, extremegamer2491 wrote:

At 11/5/05 01:37 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU, DUDE. *Thumbs up*

ME TOO!!! *Double thumbs up*

SAME DUDE!!!!!!!!!1 *Double, triple.. no.... quadrupile! Thumbs up!*

OMG ME TOO!!! *toes up*

Doesn't anyone have a bag of chips?

wow ok who hasn't?
every1 will have at some point just don't have to advertise that you have
was she hot any way ??? LOL

lol for teh win

At 11/5/05 01:36 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: ok, so i was playing some basketball in the gym and this girl was in the stands(shes really hot).

i stopped stopped believing anything you say now

At 11/5/05 01:40 AM, extremegamer2491 wrote:

At 11/5/05 01:37 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU, DUDE. *Thumbs up*

ME TOO!!! *Double thumbs up*

<_< *Thumb up*

We all know you made this up

ok my schools so hardcore i just walked into the girls change room and they were all naked rubbing eachother, so then me and 7 other girls went into a stall, and we ended up breaking the door clean of its hinges, then i went into another one with 5 more girls

At 11/5/05 01:40 AM, extremegamer2491 wrote:

At 11/5/05 01:37 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU, DUDE. *Thumbs up*

ME TOO!!! *Double thumbs up*

ME THREE!!! *Bedn Thumbs up*

At 11/5/05 04:46 AM, KENZI199 wrote:

At 11/5/05 01:36 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: ok, so i was playing some basketball in the gym and this girl was in the stands(shes really hot).

i stopped stopped believing anything you say now

lol i stopped at the part where he siad he was playing basketball,

At 11/5/05 02:21 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: Okay, okay, this is the moment you all been waiting tor. I didn't get the blowjob but everything else is true. No, it was not hitler. Yes, that picture was googled. And yes, i am actually 14 :D!!1

Oh my. How surprising.

At 11/5/05 01:39 AM, Dekar_Serverbot wrote: Yuck!!! You are so gross... please, don't post this kind of things, or I will barf on my keyboard

8 year old.

OH NOES! SEX! EWWWWWW!

man are you a lucky bastard O.o
;)

That story is definately not a lie!

At 11/5/05 01:38 AM, Bunzi wrote: Then you woke up and changed your pants?

After giving his dog a bone.

At 11/5/05 04:48 AM, i_kick_j00 wrote: ok my schools so hardcore i just walked into the girls change room and they were all naked rubbing eachother, so then me and 7 other girls went into a stall, and we ended up breaking the door clean of its hinges, then i went into another one with 5 more girls

The same thing happened to me! except i shot a couple through the wall with my semen musket. and then we went behind the bushes..

At 11/5/05 04:39 AM, Kam-Ron wrote: Doesn't anyone have a bag of chips?

I do, in my trousers.

At 11/5/05 01:39 AM, Dekar_Serverbot wrote: Yuck!!! You are so gross... please, don't post this kind of things, or I will barf on my keyboard

Hahahahaha.

Nuff said.

One time, I was totally playing with this hot girl's pussy in class. She got all hot, and I played with her clit until she came really hard, screaming, and soaking her chair and everything. The great part is that she was my teacher!

ll u dirty perv

i once fingerd a girl in maths class
and im 14