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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Star Wars Episode III

Pulp fiction:
"SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! I DARE YOU!"

At 11/4/05 11:05 AM, -Canas- wrote: Oh psshaw, I thought it was the best part. For those who have seen it get a wonderful visual of them all nailed to crosses.

There were a ot f best arts, I liked the huggeling part, but whatevah!
The meaning of life: "A tiger? In Africa!?"

At 11/4/05 12:27 PM, Lidov wrote: The meaning of life: "A tiger? In Africa!?"

"It doesn't matter why they are dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg?"

Star Wars III - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/4/05 12:29 PM, UKer wrote: "It doesn't matter why they are dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg?"

Damnit!
"You are acting like you have never seen the hand of god before". Take that! :P

At 11/4/05 12:29 PM, X-Naut wrote: Star Wars III - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
At 11/4/05 12:10 PM, WorldGoNemaD_inC wrote: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Star Wars Episode III

Owagash!
Hostage: "Fucking rich people!"

At 11/4/05 12:10 PM, WorldGoNemaD_inC wrote: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Star Wars Episode III

At 11/4/05 12:29 PM, X-Naut wrote: Star Wars III - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

To slow, X-Naut.

At 11/4/05 12:32 PM, Lidov wrote: "You are acting like you have never seen the hand of god before". Take that! :P

Actually it's " Don't stand there gawping like you have never seen the hand of God before."

At 11/4/05 12:32 PM, Lidov wrote:

At 11/4/05 12:29 PM, X-Naut wrote: Star Wars III - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
At 11/4/05 12:10 PM, WorldGoNemaD_inC wrote: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Star Wars Episode III

Owagash!

To slow, X-Naut.

To slow UKer ;-)

At 11/4/05 12:10 PM, WorldGoNemaD_inC wrote: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Star Wars Episode III

Lol, can't believe I hadn't thought of that one.
That's probably THE ONE QUOTE.

:o

Gremlins: "Cause you never can tell, there just might be a gremlin in your house!"

Full metal Jacket:

Drill instructer- " Do you suck dick private?"
"no sir"
"bull shit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
or
"HOOOOLY JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

The Shining:

Heeerrrreeessss Johhhnnnnnyyyyy!!

Apocalypse Now:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

the horror

X-men 2: "Yes."
-Doctor Xaiver.

At 11/4/05 02:09 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Apocalypse Now:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

the horror

you forgot the meaningfull one

"One day this wars gonna end."

Red VS. Blue Season 1:

You shot Church you team killing fucktard!

I always say the truth... even when I lie.

I don't want to kill everyone. Just my enemies.

Im a make 'im an offer he canno refus.

Help help, I'm being oppressed!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

At 11/4/05 12:00 PM, -poxpower- wrote:

At 11/4/05 10:58 AM, smiley_production wrote:

The godfather-Its not personal...its just business

I think that " I'll make you an offer you can't refuse" is a way better quote :o
I SAY.

o

Yes you are right...that is a MUCH better quote....:'(

Along Came Polly - LET IT RAIN

- Dude, I just sharted.

Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

--
Brian Fantana: [holding the bottle of Sex Panther] They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time.

The Cube

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography.

--
Rennes: No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves.

--
Kazan: This room is... green. I wanna go back to the blue room.

se7en

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

Anything Pulp Fiction. Anything Full Metal Jacket.

Guard Falzon: "Open up... Oh man smells like someone shit in your mouth."
Pinball: "He told me he loved me"

con air

I don't know how this one hasn't made the cut.

Reservoir Dogs: "You're acting like a first year thief, I'm acting like a fucking proffesional!"

Mysterious Skin
"The summer I was eight years old, five hours disappeared from my life, five hours."

Bully
"Fatalize, what's that?... fatalize... What's fatilize mean... um, I mean... does it mean you're dead?"

Gummo
"Life is great, without it you'd be dead."

Saw
"Game over!"

The Woodsman
"When will I be normal?"

Cannibal Holocaust
"Oh, good Lord! It's unbelievable. It's horrible. I can't understand the reason for such cruelty. It probably has something to do with some bizarre sexual rage with the almost profound respect these primatives have for virginity."

Run Lola Run
"Mankind, probably the most mysterious species on our planet. A mystery of open questions. Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going? How do we know what we believe to know? Why do we believe anything at all? Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth. But in the end, isn't it always the same question and always the same answer?"

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
"That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die. [laughs] But then again, so does she."

Maybe I'll add more later.

At 11/4/05 11:05 AM, -Canas- wrote:

Oh psshaw, I thought it was the best part. For those who have seen it get a wonderful visual of them all nailed to crosses.

Hell yes. Great song

Always look on the briiight side of life. *whistles* *upon failing that, cries*

Time to toss some Woody Allen into the mix:

Annie Hall: "Robert Johnson's a politician. That's like a notch below child molester."

Bananas: "From now on, the official language in San Marcos will be Swedish. Underwear must be changed twice a day, and will be worn on the outside. So we can check. Furthermore, all children under sixteen, are now sixteen."

Take The Money And Run: "Food on the chain gang was scarce and not very nourishing. They recieved only one hot meal a day, a bowl of steam."

Taxi Driver - "You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else here, you must be talkin' to me. Are YOU talkin' to ME?"

And although he says nothing, you can't forget about this scene.

Zoolander:
'I'm a hot little potato right now.'
'Hansel, he is so hot right now, Hansel.'
'I can dere-lick my own balls.'

Dodgeball:
'Fucking Chuck Norris!'
'Go on, make your jokes.. Mr. Jokey... joke... maker.'
'Blade. Lazer...... Blazer!'

Old School:
'Some professor died here'
'Awesome.... awesome!'

Anything by Ben Stiller or Will Farrell.

Also:

Kung Pow:
'We trained him badly on purpose. As a joke.'

Cheech 'n Chong: Up in smoke
"You keep on knocking but you can't come in"
"His name is Raaalllffffff"
"It's labradorer man. My dog ate my stash and I had to follow it around for a week"

Army of Darkness
"Hail to the king, baby!"

Matrix I
"You scared the bejesus out of me!"

Zoolander
"I'm belemic.." "You mean you can read minds?"

Ali-G
"Fatty fatty boom boom. Would ya like another cream-puff?"

Men in Black
"I needed to get my gun back"

Could be slightly incorrect.

Aliens
"Ripley - Get away from her you BITCH!"

Hudson - "Its game over man, GAME OVER!"

Fear and Loathing

"We had two bags of Grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... but the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."

How anyone could forget that, i dunno.

Back to the Future...

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Doctor Emmet Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

The big lebowski....

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski: Johnson?

Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter: Okay then.

Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny.

The Usual Suspects : "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

American Beauty: Carolyn- "uh, what car is that out front?
Lester- "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted
and now I have it. I rule!"
Ricky- "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like
I can't take it, my heat's going to cave in"

Pulp Fiction: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

Samuel L Jackson uttering those words is terribly powerful

That's it for now kiddies!

"Death awaits you with big nasty pointy teeth!" Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"You were the chosen one!" Revenge of the Sith
"don't get mad, get everything" first wives club
"By grapthars hammer..... what a savings." Galaxy Quest