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Whats the best thing you've stolen?

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-21 20:53:48 Reply

I had a horrible kleptomania problem when I was a bit younger. Still do, sometimes.

The "best" thing I've stolen, or maybe my favorite, was a butterfly knife that was in a display case in a nearby pawnshop-type store. I still have it.

I made up for it eventually~.


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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-21 20:55:12 Reply

spare change from my roommate last year
I wanted some soda

I don't steal a lot
Last year someone went carhopping and stole my new glass pipe and an iPhone my dad just gave me
shit sucked

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-21 21:00:54 Reply

Some software, probably.


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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-21 21:24:17 Reply

A can of coke.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-21 22:36:10 Reply

I've stolen souls before...

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 05:45:16 Reply

Glances.

I went through a phase as a kid though were I stole tons of stuff... pencils, Pokemon cards, a green GBC with some Mario game, batteries, flashlights, office supplies, food.... My parents found some of the stuff though and had me hand it back and apologize, which kinda took the fun out of it. Now I'm a model citizen though, strikingly righteous, sublime in all ways possible! :L

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 06:14:52 Reply

I once rode on a train...
...without buying a ticket.
Does that count?


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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 07:01:38 Reply

At 10/22/13 06:14 AM, ChazDude wrote: I once rode on a train...
...without buying a ticket.
Does that count?

Stole a ride? Sure, you're a hardened criminal now.

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 14:26:40 Reply

A lightbulb/


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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 14:28:15 Reply

pack of fruit mentos


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 14:32:54 Reply

Me and my nephew stole this gas mask from a local methhead. There had to be two of us, because we were afraid he would suddenly appear with a machete

He did the actual stealing but I was the accomplice and guard

If you look at it from a certain point of view, we actually did a good deed

Whats the best thing you've stolen?

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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 14:33:47 Reply

At 10/22/13 02:32 PM, Thor wrote: Me and my nephew stole this gas mask from a local methhead. There had to be two of us, because we were afraid he would suddenly appear with a machete

Can I have it?


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Response to Whats the best thing you've stolen? 2013-10-22 14:34:43 Reply

At 10/22/13 02:33 PM, Slint wrote:
At 10/22/13 02:32 PM, Thor wrote: Me and my nephew stole this gas mask from a local methhead. There had to be two of us, because we were afraid he would suddenly appear with a machete
Can I have it?

I dunno, can you?