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At 11/3/05 05:05 PM, Zhivo_35 wrote: I believe that religion is a great evil, yet a great good.(You'll understand if you think about it)

ripped off Livecorpse

Wow, that's totally deep, man.

At 11/3/05 04:28 PM, xxxhardcorexxx1 wrote: Me i belive in god and chirst

Wait, you believe in Jesus?
Just beacause he's dead doesn't mean he was a myth.
He's as real as everyone who died.
The last SIXTY FIVE MILLION YEARS had his name in it.
There's a difference between belief and knowing.

At 11/3/05 05:01 PM, xxxhardcorexxx1 wrote: Jesus_of_Nazerth you should go hang out wit the king of rapists Wako Jako and kill urself

Wow, if you could take a joke half as well as those kids take my...

I mean, just learn to take a joke, God forbid you develop a sense of humor.

I don't believe, I know that Newgrounds rocks.

And that I need a life

At 11/3/05 04:28 PM, xxxhardcorexxx1 wrote: Me i belive in god and chirst wat about u?

go Jesus woot woot who's my catholics up in ha

I believe in Liberace! ;D

At 11/3/05 05:21 PM, Synthpappa wrote: I believe in Liberace! ;D

Now there was one stylish man.

I believe that one day we will see the glory and beauty of a white world.

At 11/3/05 05:22 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 11/3/05 05:21 PM, Synthpappa wrote: I believe in Liberace! ;D

Now there was one stylish man.

Hells yes, He was! ;D

i believe in wicca, but i dont know enuff about it to be considered "wiccan"....... does that make me atheist?

At 11/3/05 04:46 PM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

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Rape is such a nasty word. What I do with those children is magical.

you make me sick

jesus died for our sins and loves us all
u better rethink your life

At 11/3/05 06:02 PM, Mortikie wrote: I believe that one day That all people could get along with each other and end war with a song the legendary song that will bring peace and harmony

A Liberace song! ;D

The Teh Holy Loaf

I BELIEVE

At 11/3/05 06:17 PM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote: I believe you have my stapler.

nice.

i believe in Jesus and God and them.
i also believe that something i had for lunch has given me gas, farewell good sirs.

At 11/3/05 06:17 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: The Teh Holy Loaf

I BELIEVE

Teh Holy Sandwich! ;D

I am an athiest.

I dont believe in religioin, because too many people die over it.

I believe in non-belief.

"i believe that the handicapped stool is the king of the poopin' stools. it even has rails for power squeezing!" - Larry the Cable Guy

i dont belive in any thing

I'm not sure I believe in anything. I don't believe in myself, humanity, or God. But I believe that at least the two first ones will some day be worth believing in.

At 11/3/05 05:02 PM, Earfetish wrote: I believe that we gain immortality through the imprint we leave on the Earth.

But the Universe is (probably) not eternal. When the Universe ends, so ends your immortality.

I'm Atheist but I have some pagan ways, like I celebrate the Equinox and Solstice because they are days where you celebrate the seasons changing. I believe in ghosts but not aliens. I believe in a sixth sense but talking to the dead is bull (watch Bullshit with Penn & Teller). I believe in myself because only I can make my own decisions in life (go to school, have a cigarette, street race or drive the limit). I'm a very natural person.

i believe in the Holy Hand Grenade
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail

YES THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

All hail Monty Python. hehe.

Did somebody say holy hand grenade?

At 11/3/05 07:11 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Did somebody say holy hand grenade?

Did somebody say greatest movie ever made? ;D

i believe in a rock.

"Well, I believe in God,
And I believe that God,
Believes in Claude,
And that's me."

Please note: My name is not Claude. Tell me where this comes from, and I'll give you a cookie!

I believe in a thing called love.

and oh yeah, i'm athiest.

I belive that Ozcar is a Mexican.

Jesus_of_Nazerth raping children isn't a fucking joke

P.S MJ Just go to jail ur just prolonging i