Your house is on fire!

[CaptainPotato]

There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

[BlueFlameSkulls]

stop posting on NG?

[Unclever-Overused]

no way out?

Bust through a window.

[TheDoctor]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, CaptainPotato wrote: There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

Find the bastard that killed my phone.

[Ken-Korrupt]

fap fap fap

put out the flames

fap fap fap

put out the flames

[RoobyKillAll]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: stop posting on NG?

Wrong. Post a thread about how your house is on fire and give away your account password.

[Knudsen]

If there really isn't a way out, Iguess I'd do the only sensible thing left and.. die?

[decaf]

Laugh, and eat the fire.

[CathaI]

Ooh! Ooh! Burn to death!

Am I right?

[cool-penguin-0]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, CaptainPotato wrote: There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

Die?

[tehsloth]

Use my mobile!

Either that or eat a lot of cakes.

[GreenKirton]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, CaptainPotato wrote: There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

1. cry
2. cry
3. make my self as damp as possible and get to an exit of some sort.

[Gunter45]

Beat the shit out of the fire. That'll teach it to try to burn down MY house.

[Jossos]

I live in a 5th floor appartement. So would you say the building itself, or just my place is on fire?

[tigerkitty]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, CaptainPotato wrote: There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

Umm... kiss your a** goodbye?

[Satoshi-Kasahara]

Dood! id like blow up the house,its gonna burn down anyways!

[CaptainPotato]

At 11/3/05 03:47 PM, Jossos wrote: I live in a 5th floor appartement. So would you say the building itself, or just my place is on fire?

Lets go with the whole building. And all your neighbours can't get out either.

[Arkoth]

Hurl myself at the nearest wall shouting something along the lines of "FREEEEEEEDOM""""

[Satoshi-Kasahara]

At 11/3/05 03:46 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Beat the shit out of the fire. That'll teach it to try to burn down MY house.

Im sure that would work, it might suffocate to death, nice!

[Jossos]

At 11/3/05 03:48 PM, CaptainPotato wrote:
Lets go with the whole building. And all your neighbours can't get out either.

Eh, let's just stick with I die from suffocation. The jumping out of a window and falling to my death on a concrete sidewalk doesn't seem all that great.

[Gunter45]

At 11/3/05 03:50 PM, Satoshi_Kasahara wrote: Im sure that would work, it might suffocate to death, nice!

No, I'm talking about swinging my fists around and letting the fire know that I fucking mean business. We'll see how tough the fire is when it gets a face full of Jack Johnson and Tom O'Malley.

[Ken-Korrupt]

Drink a lot of oil and water, so you sizzle and pop as you burn.

dress up in oily rags.

[tigerkitty]

At 11/3/05 03:52 PM, Gunter45 wrote:
No, I'm talking about swinging my fists around and letting the fire know that I fucking mean business. We'll see how tough the fire is when it gets a face full of Jack Johnson and Tom O'Malley.

You show that fire who's boss.

I am surprised no one had yet said that they would start fapping, or having sex with the closest female at hand.

[GreenKirton]

At 11/3/05 03:54 PM, tigerkitty wrote:

I am surprised no one had yet said that they would start fapping, or having sex with the closest female at hand.

but its your house so it would like be a family member.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TheDoctor]

At 11/3/05 03:54 PM, tigerkitty wrote:

I am surprised no one had yet said that they would start fapping, or having sex with the closest female at hand.

I think it's inferred.

[XsnipedX]

First... i create a makeshift fire hose using a quarter role of scotch tape, 3 paper clips, and a rubber band.
Next...i connect it to my pipes in the kitchen using my dog, 34 little children, and a stick of gum.
Finally... i open my cabnit, and grab airspray things(the ones that smell like flowers) , and throw it into the fire, totally destroying the point of the first 2, and blowing me, along with the hose and 34 little children to mars, where we live happily ever after for about a few second till we all die...

[CaptainPotato]

At 11/3/05 03:54 PM, tigerkitty wrote:

I am surprised no one had yet said that they would start fapping, or having sex with the closest female at hand.

Someone suggested fapping to put out the fire.

[WickedClown17]

Cover myself with something so I do not get burned when I run witht he fire and throw it off me as soon as I get past or jump off my roof.

[Gunter45]

At 11/3/05 03:54 PM, tigerkitty wrote: I am surprised no one had yet said that they would start fapping, or having sex with the closest female at hand.

No, no, it's been said.

At 11/3/05 03:45 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote:

fap fap fap

put out the flames

fap fap fap

put out the flames

The status quo is preserved.

[Kla-Kla]

At 11/3/05 03:44 PM, CaptainPotato wrote: There is no way out and the phone is dead! What do you do?

If theres no way out you sit there and die since theres no way out. you are retarded.