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best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:03:53 Reply

i was just wondering, wats the best way to masterbate, whats the best stuff to do, wat do you think?

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:04:21 Reply

Using your feet.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:04:50 Reply

With your hand.


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:05:27 Reply

with a razor blade covered in ketchup


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:06:49 Reply

good at cutting it off at least

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:08:11 Reply

dude you have made about 2 or 3 sex related topics in 20 min.

You Sexy Bastard!!!!

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:09:16 Reply

Is there actually more than one way to masturbate?


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:09:20 Reply

yeah i guess i could say im pretty horny right now... lol

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:09:53 Reply

At 11/2/05 07:08 PM, -chaos- wrote: dude you have made about 2 or 3 sex related topics in 20 min.

You Sexy Bastard!!!!

Hes 13, hes just hitting puberty. Me thinks hes getting curious.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:11:03 Reply

With you hand in the middle of the woods sitting on a fallen down tree. I did that today. It was awesome.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:11:05 Reply

At 11/2/05 07:09 PM, fatherjustify wrote:
At 11/2/05 07:08 PM, -chaos- wrote: dude you have made about 2 or 3 sex related topics in 20 min.

You Sexy Bastard!!!!
Hes 13, hes just hitting puberty. Me thinks hes getting curious.

the minimum age possible to be posted in a profile is 13. me are moor curious.


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:11:22 Reply

He's never done it before and he wants to learn how.

Ask your parents.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:11:35 Reply

A vagina.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:12:51 Reply

mustache, would that be considered masterbation? no it wouldnt, itd be considered sex

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:12:52 Reply

Actually the best way is to cover your hands in honey rub it all over your penis and go out into the woods. Then all the bees will give you the most tingly sensation you've never experienced.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:13:22 Reply

At 11/2/05 07:12 PM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote: How do i masterbate?

1) Move hand up
2) Move hand down
3) Repeat steps 1 & 2


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:13:29 Reply

Items used for best pleasure:

1. Spoon
2. Cow bell
3. Google images
4. A blown up rubber glove

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:13:41 Reply

and this topic is coming from the guy who is asking how long we 'orgasm' for . . .

my god this guy is sick!
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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:13:47 Reply

just masturbating in genral is the best


my knowledge is rich and deep motherfucker

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:15:16 Reply

when i used to play jedi knight 2 on my ibook before i moved to PC, i used a program kinda like gamespy called gameranger. in it, there was also a little chat program. one night, this kid started asking a lot of sex questions, like how to masturbate, and everyone took advantage of it. everyone came to the conclusion that you had to pop the vein in your penis by slapping it hard on a table or whatnot.

i'll never know if the kid took it seriously.


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:15:32 Reply

use a knife

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:16:22 Reply

With your mind.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:16:29 Reply

Your mouth... What?

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:16:40 Reply

lube your hands, grab your penor, and jerk your gerkin 'till the cows come home. XD

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:18:13 Reply

At 11/2/05 07:16 PM, GrimJuju wrote: lube your hands, grab your penor, and jerk your gerkin 'till the cows come home. XD

My "cows" never came home... :'(

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 19:45:07 Reply

At 11/2/05 07:09 PM, fatherjustify wrote:
At 11/2/05 07:08 PM, -chaos- wrote: dude you have made about 2 or 3 sex related topics in 20 min.

You Sexy Bastard!!!!
Hes 13, hes just hitting puberty. Me thinks hes getting curious.

Well me thinks that your a complete dumbass for talking like jar-jar-binks.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 22:14:03 Reply

if guys could give themself's blow jobs, we wouldnt need girl!!!! then again, u can never go wrong wit pussy!

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 22:14:49 Reply

What the fuck is up with you and all these masturbating threads. You fucking 12 year old horn ball.

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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 22:16:47 Reply

ugh...why in the hell are we talking about ways to masturpate...this seems very gay


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Response to best way to masterbate 2005-11-02 22:18:34 Reply

use your mouth good stuff