I have been thinking over your previous accusations and have realised that I am, as you say, a fag. Since you are so obviously one yourself, would you care to have my children? You appear to possess good parenting skills. I mean, what kind of life would our children lead without a mother who was proud of being stabbed while mugging someone?
Of course, you would be a stay at home mother. Who else would be able to defend our children. You would certainly be able to deal with any trouble that arose with your "combination of satsujen-ken, hap-kido, and kick boxing with some moves of your own". Hell, we could even save money on an alarm system since you could deal with any intruders single handedly with your awesome fighting skills.
Yes, I do believe that you would be the perfect mother for my children. I love you. Will you marry me Kazera?