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I say chaps, has anyone been watching the new cricket competition? This Twenty20 lark. It's frightfully good.

A nice game of cricket in the time it takes to play a game of football. How novel. Jeeves, fetch my whites. One fancies a game

Who fancies making a team to play in this rather fancy competition? We could probably get 12 men to play for us, eh

i duno wot u bloody whinging poms are going on about this time but whatever yall say u still suck at rugby, fucken world champions my arse. remember the score form a couple a weeks back? 36-3 and then 36-6 or something, u guys havnt scored a try against us for the last 6 months, longer maybe. bah fuck yall, New Zealand is cool.

tongue my balls.

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

Why...

At 7/9/04 07:02 AM, link_to_the_end wrote: I just can't let go, Sheila-Bruce!

It's ok, nobody cares about you anyway.

At 7/9/04 07:06 AM, KiLL_youR_FRiENDs wrote:
It's ok, nobody cares about you anyway.

And people care about you why? BTW learb how to use HTML no one likes a triple poster.

As for the rugby NZ! don't make me laugh they havn't been a dominant force in rugby for about 5 years, you bang on about England losing that much look how many of the WRC was left in the squad.

As for C83 and the 20/20 I have heard of it and I was tempted to go to the Rosebowl (Hampshires ground) to wtch nut one couldn't scrape up enough interest for everyone or the cash : (

New Zealand is cool.

I agree wholeheartedly my good fellow

tongue my balls.

What a frightful representative of my homeland! I've lived in jolly old England for most of my life though, and my parents were English, so one quite considers himself a gentleman what what.

Oh my it seems like in my previous post I confused 2 n00bs as one what a faux pas to make, though they do all look alike

At 7/9/04 01:17 PM, Etonboy wrote: Oh my it seems like in my previous post I confused 2 n00bs as one what a faux pas to make, though they do all look alike

come now, first you write "two" as "2", then you refer to people as "n00bs", and then you bloody well talk french! One is starting to doubt whether you're really English old bean...

At 7/9/04 01:47 PM, StrawberryCock wrote::

come now, first you write "two" as "2", then you refer to people as "n00bs", and then you bloody well talk french! One is starting to doubt whether you're really English old bean...

Well what else can I call these irritating new people and I wasn't speaking French I was using my wide ranging vocabulary as I do believe that phrase is included in the Concise Oxford dictionary, and you may doubt my Englishnes as you wish but I doubt the other regulars will stand for it dear fellow!

im from america and i dont have an accent but my ethnic backround is british

At 7/9/04 02:27 PM, Etonboy wrote: At 7/9/04 01:47 PM, StrawberryCock wrote::

come now, first you write "two" as "2", then you refer to people as "n00bs", and then you bloody well talk french! One is starting to doubt whether you're really English old bean...

Well what else can I call these irritating new people and I wasn't speaking French I was using my wide ranging vocabulary as I do believe that phrase is included in the Concise Oxford dictionary, and you may doubt my Englishnes as you wish but I doubt the other regulars will stand for it dear fellow!

yes i agree with eaton. this strawberry lad apparently has his mind on people pretending to be english, i think he may have a guilty concience. accusing false heritage just for the way one types seems to me that hes a wee fiddlin-benze.

At 11/27/02 02:19 PM, Master_Of_Elements wrote: STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

What! Thats just a stereotype, I could say you were a fat, stupid American just as easy

are you accusing one of not being English? why that is preposterous you boundah! just because I was born in New Zealand, why my parents are English and I have lived in this great land for almost my entire life, I was raised off tea and crumpets what what

At 7/9/04 03:58 PM, Don_Tonberry wrote:

At 11/27/02 02:19 PM, Master_Of_Elements wrote: STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

What! Thats just a stereotype, I could say you were a fat, stupid American just as easy

well you wouldn't be lying
/me thinks if it should be taken as an insult, then forgets what was said

At 7/9/04 09:20 AM, Etonboy wrote: As for C83 and the 20/20 I have heard of it and I was tempted to go to the Rosebowl (Hampshires ground) to wtch nut one couldn't scrape up enough interest for everyone or the cash : (

One shall be off to New Road in Worcester to watch the Royals or Edgebaston to watch the Bears. It really makes little difference, because one is a fan of the Lightning of Lancashire.

All hail Freddie Flintoff, the world's Number 1 all rounder (ODI, courtesy of pricewaterhousecoopers.)

By jove the cricket highlights were most amazing. ill be spiffed againone was amazing. tap tap pop pop tally ho.

What do you english think of the diana memorial? great use of space or load of tax money down the drain what what!

one thinks it is a great waste of jolly good tax money - one appreciates that diana was a spiffing person but one also feels that the country has gone overboard with all of the crying and whatnot...many better people have died and they have not got nearly this kind of recognition eh wot?

I am unsure on the whole Dianna thing, she was a spiffing person, yet she did disgrace the royal family : 0 honestly divorceing Prince Charles just because it wasn't a happy marriage, pitiful.

At 7/9/04 06:51 PM, Etonboy wrote: I am unsure on the whole Dianna thing, she was a spiffing person, yet she did disgrace the royal family : 0 honestly divorceing Prince Charles just because it wasn't a happy marriage, pitiful.

One is getting tried of hearing about Dianna. Yes it might have been awful at the time of the crash, but that was back in 1997. Oh and Eton don't complain about Charles, look what he wants to marry now. Image that thing becoming Queen, the country would be so ashamed.

I say are you chaps ready for our weekend of F1? One does believe that our Button chap might do well this time.

I do believe F1 sucks old boy.

Congrats to all the brits for making this such a grand post ^^

At 7/10/04 04:31 AM, Chefcoop wrote: I say are you chaps ready for our weekend of F1? One does believe that our Button chap might do well this time.

Well, he is third on the grid. One was braving the rain in Northamptonshire, watching the qualifying. One will enjoy watching the race live. Ahhh, the smell of petrol fumes is most exillerating, eh, what.

At 7/10/04 06:30 AM, smiffy_uk wrote: I do believe F1 sucks old boy.

How can F1 suck? Tis a most wonderful sport, and our English chaps are getting better all the time.

At 7/10/04 02:55 PM, Coop83 wrote: Ahhh, the smell of petrol fumes is most exillerating, eh, what.

Yes, Jeeves did tell one that you were hangging round the Petrol Stations again. Stick to fine Brandy and Wiskey old fruit and you will stop smelling petrol.

At 7/10/04 04:10 PM, Chefcoop wrote: Yes, Jeeves did tell one that you were hangging round the Petrol Stations again. Stick to fine Brandy and Wiskey old fruit and you will stop smelling petrol.

Chef, young lad. You misunderstand what I mean by the smell of petrol fumes being exilerating. There is something about the smell of the fumes from the cars in F1 that stirrs something quite emotive in me and I think that you might be able to say something like that about Brandy.

Oh BTW, it's spelt Whiskey.

What what? I leave you young scallywags in charge of "my" (ahem) topic and you change it into a ruddy drug gang. I demand you stop this instantly and start talking about real British stuff. Not this crazy arse F1 shit.

Scotland Forever!!!

Och I the noo!!!

And if yi dont like it..... well go die!!!

Aye, i said die ya thiefin toor

At 7/10/04 05:27 PM, DaveMan_CI wrote: Scotland Forever!!!
Och I the noo!!!
And if yi dont like it..... well go die!!!
Aye, i said die ya thiefin toor

Calm down, you almost made sense.

At 7/10/04 05:39 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote:

At 7/10/04 05:27 PM, DaveMan_CI wrote: Scotland Forever!!!
Och I the noo!!!
And if yi dont like it..... well go die!!!
Aye, i said die ya thiefin toor

Calm down, you almost made sense.

Hehe