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At 6/6/04 05:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Members of the Tea Party! As Minister of Common Sense and Thread Interferes I have prepard a small peice of text which I like to call "SMRM" or the "Standard Moron Response Message".

The idea is that you only have to C&P this short message in order to convey your feelings of contempt when ever a JF popps his head into our esteemed thread and spouts some crap like; <u iz al ghey>. If you are in the mood for some JF bashing, then by all means, feel free to make England proud with you blinding wit and blazing scarsasm.

See my rage to Koopermans list over leaf for times befor LOF great SMRM idea One believes that LOF has cemented his jobs as both his ministerships, WELL DONE OLD BOY!

At 6/6/04 05:50 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Oh yes of course chap a steak pie is much better than steak and kidney isn't it, steak pie with rich gravy and chunky chips,

Yes one is not to keen on eat organs, that why one will stick to just staek in ones pie. Has the D.P.M picked one to run the armed forces of the party?

At 6/6/04 05:53 PM, EtonBoy wrote:
See my rage to Koopermans list over leaf for times befor LOF great SMRM idea One believes that LOF has cemented his jobs as both his ministerships, WELL DONE OLD BOY!

Thank you dear chapp. Now, about these Welsh.......

At 6/6/04 06:00 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Now, about these Welsh.......

Ah, some welsh fool was asking are they as bad as the yanks. One of course told him that they are worse, because they come across to England. Then one was asked to go over there and tell them, but as one couldn't get support from the rest of the Tea Party one was forced to stop going to war. As one is still waiting to be made Feild Marshal of the Tea Party forces, one can't do a thing. Oh and one was E-mail by the welsh fool saying that he had been banned so nothing is happening for the time being.

I'm sorry old boy I had to wait half an hour to confirm you position due to the 4 posts every 30 minuites rule, well yes of course you are the feild marshal CC old chap I can think of no one else I'd rather have, BTW Admiral of the fleet has been bestowed on well me, no who wants Air Cheif Marshal?

At 6/6/04 06:17 PM, EtonBoy wrote: well yes of course you are the feild marshal CC old chap I can think of no one else I'd rather have, BTW Admiral of the fleet has been bestowed on well me, no who wants Air Cheif Marshal?

Joy good Admiral of the fleet, of course we still have to wait for Joxa to confirm just to be on the safe side and to see if that welsh fool will return to fight. As for now one is ordering the tea parties army to wait for the welsh. One doesn't beleive they will attack and one is not going to cross into wales unless attacked first what.

i say, do you recall spotting that claret taking in that tart near wopingsthurd? jolly good show untill the coppers arived to spoil our fun eh old chap? what the fuck did i just say?

At 6/6/04 07:15 PM, Tiny_Su_Lover wrote: i say, do you recall spotting that claret taking in that tart near wopingsthurd? jolly good show untill the coppers arived to spoil our fun eh old chap? what the fuck did i just say?

you just said "My name is Tiny_Su_Lover and I am an Idiot", glad to be of service old sport

What ho chaps, One is getting ready for ones theory test tomorrow what. One sees that another american tried to pass himself off as English. One doesn't now why they try, because one always checks their profiles what what.

Woah liek, no English people talk liek that evah!1 LZOL

At 6/6/04 05:33 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One would much rather have just a melton mowbary than caviar, on it's own mind no pickle, picalili or not of that whatwhat, pickles bleurgh, that or some hot buttered crupets whatwhat

Mr Brain's Faggots in a rich west country sauce, accompanied by roast potatoes and minted peas. Can't berat it for Englishness, old bean

At 6/6/04 05:41 PM, Chefcoop wrote: it will also give one the chance to see what the welsh army doing, because they are looking for a fight what what.

Welsh Army? I was not aware that such a force existed old boy? Ask Eton, he was across the border recently.

At 6/6/04 05:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Dear shit-for-brains.

You, with your miniscule intellect, have failed to grasp the very essence of this thread. This thread was started by an Englishman as a joke. Other Englishmen (who got the joke) responded and so the thread grew as a sort off haven where Brittish people could laugh, both at ourselves, and the American's view of us. We like to "talk" in fake upper-class accents and generly play up every negative Brittish sterotype going.

Now, if you continue to post crap there will be a flaming the likes of which you have never seen, you have been warned.

Now fuck off

Hope that's cleared things up for you, Thuriz_K. Really, you chaps from Walsall are supposed to be on our side dontcha know?

At 6/7/04 06:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/6/04 05:41 PM, Chefcoop wrote: it will also give one the chance to see what the welsh army doing,

Welsh Army? I was not aware that such a force existed old boy?

As far as psysho1 beleives there is an army there, if there isn't an army then one will not have to defend England from a welsh attack. Even if the welsh have no army don't you think regts like the welsh guards might help wales out, if there was a war?

Any way talk of war with wales is pointless that fool psycho1 will not be back to complain. One will return to more fun things, anyone for a game of cricket what what.

Just like to pay my respects to the men and women who fought and died for us back in the days.

Jolly good show ol' chaps (Takes of bowler and bows)

At 6/7/04 06:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Welsh Army? I was not aware that such a force existed old boy? Ask Eton, he was across the border recently.

One must say one didn't see any army in Cardiff whatwhat just a laughable excuse for a castle and funny language on the signs e.g.: Millenium Stadium = Millenwe Stadwe apparently? very strange, as for Mr Brains Faggots one does like to eat them and one friends to poke fun at one for eating something with that nam though I prefer mash and pease pudding old boy, must be a London thing?

At 6/7/04 08:15 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Just like to pay my respects to the men and women who fought and died for us back in the days.

Yes one was doing that yesterday what. One is rather into millitry history, so one doesn't care if ones t.v is full of D-Day stuff what what.

At 6/7/04 10:37 AM, EtonBoy wrote:

At 6/7/04 06:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Welsh Army? I was not aware that such a force existed old boy? Ask Eton, he was across the border recently.

One must say one didn't see any army in Cardiff whatwhat just a laughable excuse for a castle and funny language

When one was last in wales one was at chepstow castle on the bank of the severn. One was doing a re-enactment at the castle. One was staying there over the weekend. One force had to fight off the town garrison with one cannon and hand-to-hand arms, but one does beleive that the castle there could be useful if we did attack wales.

At 6/7/04 10:57 AM, Chefcoop wrote:
Yes one was doing that yesterday what. One is rather into millitry history, so one doesn't care if ones t.v is full of D-Day stuff what what.

Yes indeed sir, i have the most respect imaginable for those dear chaps who fought and died in the name of peace. My old mans, old man was there 60 years ago and he got his medals, he is respected here.

Im a little worse for wear with all the alcohol drinking recently, maybe one should lay off it for a while.

Well im american so don't kill me cause i dont want to be hit in the noggin.

I wanna be sedated.

At 6/7/04 11:09 AM, TheWallPerson wrote: Well im american so don't kill me cause i dont want to be hit in the noggin.

I wanna be sedated.

I belive I shall if you keep spouting Ramones song titles

At 6/7/04 11:07 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: My old mans, old man was there 60 years ago and he got his medals, he is respected here.

One grandparents did no fight in the war, both were turned down for medical reasons, but ones great uncle landed in normandy on D-Day+1 with the guards armoured division. Also another one of ones great uncles was shot down and kill over Burma in the war when flying in a bomber. The only millitry work down by ones grandparents was by old grandad who was a dispatch rider for the R.N.

i'm welsh....
have i said to much

At 6/7/04 12:29 PM, psycho1 wrote: i'm welsh....
have i said to much

so you came, back then. One was hoping that one had seen the last of you, but alas. So that do you want mister taff?

so you came, back then. One was hoping that one had seen the last of you, but alas. So that do you want mister taff?

my aim in life is to piss you lot off. so here i am. isn't wales a great place.

At 6/7/04 12:29 PM, psycho1 wrote: i'm welsh....
have i said to much

Yes you have, now go away slowly dear chap. One understands the magnitude of the efforts our oldest dears took to keep our young selves from danger and i cant stress it enough chaps, but i have the highest respect for them.

One is about to indulge in some dinner of lamb chops which dear old greaves has cooked up.

At 6/7/04 12:33 PM, psycho1 wrote: isn't wales a great place.

No, it rains 99.9% of the time and it full a welsh people. The only half decent thing in wales is chepstow castle, and one should now one lived there for the weekend.

maybe i should tell you all about wales. i know how much you english love wales. p.s. i'm not looking to be killed.

what about oakwood park. been there?