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Good morning gentlemen! I say I have such a busy day today! As Minister For Transport one is orf to the Motorshow! Blagged in free too! (seriously!) One will get back to you when one knows which car the PM should be driving round in. Just nipping out for a fag.

At 6/5/04 09:57 PM, slicric131 wrote:
CC, LOF there ya go! be back some days later

Oh go away, one is getting tried of having a converstion with something that has the mental power of a dead slug at best.

At 6/6/04 04:34 AM, scratchscientist wrote: Good morning gentlemen! I say I have such a busy day today! As Minister For Transport one is orf to the Motorshow! Blagged in free too! (seriously!)

Well they are going to let you in free your the Minister of Transport scratch. One could do with a new automoblie, what do you sugguest what?

At 6/5/04 05:35 PM, Arnold12 wrote: yo can i join aswell i live in blackpool

Of course you can, old boy. You are English, after all.

At 6/5/04 06:40 PM, Joxa wrote: My god man, the tea party sounds most wonderful! But wheres the best boy? we need someone to make our tea and cook our crumpets! what what!

Best boy? I do believe that one's butler fulfils the job description of making tea and toasting crumpets, old chap.

I say, there was a spiffing game of Ice Hockey on last night. The Calgary Flames lost 3 goals to 2 in a hard fought contest against the Tampa Bay Lightning. This is for a very english prize, the Stanley Cup. (Named after Lord Stanley, Duke of Preston) This is one of the most prestigious cup competitions in the world today and now it will be decided on Monday night. Both teams are tied with three wins each in a best of seven series. I think that Tampa Bay may just edge it.

At 6/5/04 08:25 PM, KupaMan wrote: I've been thinking about the good and the bad of the UK. Allow me to tell you:

Good:
Wallace And Gromet, Queen, The Beattles, Monty Python, Mr. Bean, Trigger Happy TV, Super Flash Bros.

Bad:
Boohbah, Teletubbies, Red Dwarf, The Getaway, the word "Govnah", tea, teeth, the BBC, Simon Cowel, The Spice Girls, Big Brother, Survivor, Sting, the list goes on.

You sir are an idiot, these are the first words I speak after my ban for a start Red Dwarf is comedic genius, the BBC is one of the best channels in the world, big brother was started in Holland, what the hell is survivor?, Sting can still sing well when he has to "Guvnah" why the hell is this bad and any way its only used in one city in England and even then its mostly in the East End, Teeth what is it with stupid yanks and British teeth? how the hell do they come up with we had bad teeth? morons have you seen Prince William for a start, Simon Cowll why is he bad just because he makes people cry? admitidly I don't actually watch pop Idol so I have no real standing on it, Boobah and Teletubbies KIDS TV well no real surprise than you can't follow the plot to them and misunderstand them, I suggest you keep to something on your intellectual level, Barny prehaps? How you ever drunk Tea? I doubt it almost everyone in england drinks tea because we don't have the Coffee obsession Americans have with a starbucks on every corner etc, The Getaway was a superb game, maybe its just the fact that you didn't understand all the parts to it and the sterotypicl characters in it, as in places it was quite funny. The spice girls? whens the last time you heard about them and even when they were big it was due mostly to preteen girls and one can thing of many many more bad things that have come from America so If I could be bothered to write a list than mine would be much larger than yours!

At 6/5/04 05:30 PM, Coop83 wrote: Englishness: Joxa
Class: Eton Boy

Yes, one is sorry for one's mistake when announcing those titles a few pages ago. One feels that this mistake may have led to the downfall of the Tea Party! (See, I'm already living up to my position!) Well, cherrio for a week chaps, one shall be in France 'till Saturday. Pip pip, tally ho!

At 6/5/04 08:25 PM, KupaMan wrote: Good:
Wallace And Gromet, Queen, The Beattles, Monty Python, Mr. Bean, Trigger Happy TV, Super Flash Bros.

One slightly agrees with you about the BBC, it is now getting rubbish after they stopped showing The Simpsons on BBC2, though Dead Ringers and Have I Got News For You are worth watching it for. One wonders why one hates Red Dwarf, it's one of my favourite comedy shows ever! (Trust me, after seeing the Shrinking Underpants scene, even someone with humor like yours would laugh your head off.) Also, one doesn't really give a toss for the queen, though for the purposes of this thread, one must at least try it.

Ahem see my above post for my rant on the subject, also on the subject of the BBC you cannot forget Buzzcoks Mr Lamarr does make one chuckle everso

I dont live in england, but i'll be going to Cambridge July15-August4 for the pre-college program

At 6/5/04 08:25 PM, KupaMan wrote: Bad:
Boohbah, Teletubbies, Red Dwarf,

One thinks that red dwarf was a wizard show. It did amuse oneself what.

At 6/6/04 10:50 AM, EtonBoy wrote: the BBC you cannot forget Buzzcoks Mr Lamarr does make one chuckle everso

One was not to pleased with Never Mind The Buzzcocks, or that bid fool Larmarr. I say Eton will you support a war against Wales, one has not yet heard from the P.M, but as D.P.M one was hoping for your support what. Oh well must dash back to the D-Day celebrations what what.

At 6/5/04 09:57 PM, slicric131 wrote:

At 6/2/04 05:39 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Oh I was missing this comedic tradgedy old bean, now where is CC or LOF when you need them. You do make one larf everso Scliric

CC, LOF there ya go! be back some days later

You have the mental agility of pond life. Never post here again.

At 6/6/04 11:44 AM, Chefcoop wrote:
One thinks that red dwarf was a wizard show. It did amuse oneself what.

Indeed, sci-fi and comedy in one. How spiffing!

Hello again gentlemen! Just got back from the Motorshow and I must say there's rather a large choice of cars for members of the Tea Party to drive. One would suggest the TVR Sagiris although it's not particularly regal, so one could go for a nice Jag. Anyway it was a wicked day, abused my VIP pass as much as I could and collected a few phone numbers too. Tally ho off to the pub for some real ale now whatwhat.

can anyone be bothered to do a kupermanesque list so we can show that blighter englands better whatwhat? see above rant by oneself for detais

Tally-ho my English pals,

I just saw this bloody good topic, and I was well-stoked to read that it was written for and about my English compatriots! Those darned Americans are fine chappies to speak to, but sometimes it's nice to socialise with the English, that's more my cup of tea!

Well, I'm going to pop back out of this topic, chums,

B'bye!

*Picks up a tea cup*
"Pinky... PINKYY!!!"
*Outstretches pinky*
"YEA!"
*Drops cup*
"Damned Englishmen!"

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

Why, yes, you are gay..........guvna.

Wot! Wot! You're all fucked up!
Losers! Ohhhhhhh....... my! It's fuckin' tea time! OH!............ And here's Mr. and Mrs. Fuckerfucks! How are you, chaps?

MYmymy what a clever little chappy, how old is he 13, 14? yes I concur how is he clever you ask, because he has a post grad degree, in retardation ofcourse, mymy I do wish there was physical contact on the web so I could clip this little bugger round the ear hole

At 6/6/04 04:27 PM, immortaldarkness wrote: *Picks up a tea cup*
"Pinky... PINKYY!!!"
*Outstretches pinky*
"YEA!"
*Drops cup*
"Damned Englishmen!"

as for you if you were actually old/smart enough to know what your talking about you will find out that that is the set of rules for drinking tea when you a lady, englishmen don't raise their pinky, moron

Well I'm sorry, (what's that word.....................)
chap! Because English people eat caviar (sp?) and I'm jealous.

What ho chaps, Ones has just finished watching a load of stuff about D-Day, It does make one feel honoured to be English what. One has choosen not to attack Wales unless they attack us first, if this happens one will hope for the support of the Tea party to drive the JFs back.

At 6/6/04 05:06 PM, immortaldarkness wrote: Well I'm sorry, (what's that word.....................)
chap! Because English people eat caviar (sp?) and I'm jealous.

Jealous of what (My aren't people from the new world quaint?) and of course some of us eat caviar normally with triangles of toast but we arn't the largest consumers as caviar (Or at least Beluga the finest caviar and there for only caviar we eat) comes from russian sturgen which of course are in russia, so they eat far more.

At 6/6/04 05:18 PM, EtonBoy wrote:

At 6/6/04 05:06 PM, immortaldarkness wrote: Well I'm sorry, (what's that word.....................)
chap! Because English people eat caviar (sp?) and I'm jealous.

Jealous of what (My aren't people from the new world quaint?) and of course some of us eat caviar normally with triangles of toast

Speaking as Minister of Food, one must say that caviar is awful stuff and it does cost a bit as well. At the Fishmarket resturant at the Great Eastern Hotel (London) 50g of Beluga caviar will cost a chap £97. £97 for fish eggs tis awful what.

One would much rather have just a melton mowbary than caviar, on it's own mind no pickle, picalili or not of that whatwhat, pickles bleurgh, that or some hot buttered crupets whatwhat

At 6/6/04 05:33 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One would much rather have just a melton mowbary

One is not to keen on the pies, one will stick to ones cheddar from Cheddar, in fact one will send jeeves out to obtain some at once, it will also give one the chance to see what the welsh army doing, because they are looking for a fight what what.

One thinks that CC is trying to kickstart him being elected Feildmarshal against JF's whatwhat, and How can one not like those pies, any other type of pork pie just tastes disgusting as for the Cheddar, ione must agree lovly stuff, only mature or extra mature though of course

At 6/6/04 05:43 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One thinks that CC is trying to kickstart him being elected Feildmarshal against JF's whatwhat, and How can one not like those pies, any other type of pork pie just tastes disgusting

One is already Feild Marshal of ones army, but one would be happy to run the Tea parties armed forces if one was let do so what. Also one does enjoy pork pie, but one would rather have cheddar or a steak pie first what what.

Members of the Tea Party! As Minister of Common Sense and Thread Interferes I have prepard a small peice of text which I like to call "SMRM" or the "Standard Moron Response Message".

The idea is that you only have to C&P this short message in order to convey your feelings of contempt when ever a JF popps his head into our esteemed thread and spouts some crap like; <u iz al ghey>. If you are in the mood for some JF bashing, then by all means, feel free to make England proud with you blinding wit and blazing scarsasm.

---------- Standard Moron Response Message ----------

Dear shit-for-brains.

You, with your miniscule intellect, have failed to grasp the very essence of this thread. This thread was started by an Englishman as a joke. Other Englishmen (who got the joke) responded and so the thread grew as a sort off haven where Brittish people could laugh, both at ourselves, and the American's view of us. We like to "talk" in fake upper-class accents and generly play up every negative Brittish sterotype going.

Now, if you continue to post crap there will be a flaming the likes of which you have never seen, you have been warned.

Now fuck off

-------------------- End SMRM --------------------

Oh yes of course chap a steak pie is much better than steak and kidney isn't it, steak pie with rich gravy and chunky chips, you know the ones you can only have in pubs oh yes one will have Jeaves get cook to make it right now