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One shall like to go see troy, i shall get jeeves to take me to my local cinema today, VIP seating of course! what what, can you still get earl grey in cinemas?

At 6/4/04 05:05 AM, DAmainman wrote:

:Coop83 is Minister for Being Drunk On Duty, etc.

I'll have you know that I never drink before work, only after, old chap. Minister for Good Times has more of a ring to it, one thinks.

Eton Boy is already minister for Class (Note his burberry), so Joxa will just have to make do with PM.

P.S. We need some support, so one thought that we should enlist the services of Ms Liz Hurley (Very English Totty) or Ms Kelly Brook(English Totty). Any objections?

At 6/4/04 05:17 AM, phoeniX_btp wrote:

bah i hate this thread.

**runs around the room holding open scissors**

Then why post on it old boy? Look, I know it is hard for Americans to understand, but you are one of us. This is SATIRE It portrays how Americans in particular think we all sound and behave like in real life.

At 6/5/04 06:55 AM, dj_dyce wrote: can you still get earl grey in cinemas?

Of course you can get earl grey at the cinemas, all you do is get you butler to bring a tray along with him and if they try and stop him tell him to hit the cinema staff on the noggin what.

i'm welsh...
is that as bad as american to the english???

At 6/5/04 10:58 AM, psycho1 wrote: i'm welsh...
is that as bad as american to the english???

Yes it is! One does hate the welsh even more than the yanks, all those male voice choirs and sheep does drive one mad what.

come over here and say that....

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I'm English and a true Englishman doesn't speak like this hit head (as you can see) this is proboly some bastard from Germany or sommit that can't stand Newgrounds or People from the U.K fuck off you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats how I would reply if I was a brainless gorm, this is what I'm trying to say: This guy obviously hates the United kingdom I do aswell but no need to take the piss mate!!!! I HATE THE QUEEN I HATE THE BBC AND I HATE TONY BLAIR!!!!!!

............but I still live in England so shut up!

Another list of what i hate

1. tea
2.coffee
3.a crumpets
3.b biscuts
4. The Queen of England
5. The BBC
6. U.K BBC programs e.g Fightbox
7. and other english shit!!!

At 6/5/04 11:44 AM, psycho1 wrote: come over here and say that....

Ideed one shall, O.K chaps were that war with the welsh now, lets show them how we fight this side of the border what.

At 6/5/04 11:57 AM, Mr_Videogame wrote: ............but I still live in England so shut up!

Another list of what i hate

1. tea
2.coffee
3.a crumpets
3.b biscuts
4. The Queen of England
5. The BBC
6. U.K BBC programs e.g Fightbox
7. and other english shit!!!

Then why don't you leave England and let us true English people get on with our lives what.

u comin across the seven bridge. us welsh need to know where to wait for you.
cause we're ready.

At 6/5/04 12:06 PM, psycho1 wrote: u comin across the seven bridge.
cause we're ready.

I say, One does believe that this welsh fool is looking for a bash on the noggin what. Why would one want to cross the seven bridge when one the nearst bridge over the seven is less than 10 miles in Bewdley. One will stop your army of sheep and then go back to ones manor for tea what.

I say, One does believe that this welsh fool is looking for a bash on the noggin what. Why would one want to cross the seven bridge when one the nearst bridge over the seven is less than 10 miles in Bewdley. One will stop your army of sheep and then go back to ones manor for tea what.

stop with the sheep jokes. u know you wouldn't stand a chance against the welsh. look at me. i've had the corage to come into a bbs topic full with english people and say this. let the war begin. wait for me to feed the sheep first though................ right now i'm ready.

u live by blakebrook. we're getting close....

At 6/5/04 12:43 PM, psycho1 wrote: u live by blakebrook. we're getting close....

So you live in caerphilly which is a damn long way to go for a war. I will wait for is almighty welsh army (three men with pitchforks) at Ross-on-Wye. Oh and blakebrook is part of Kidderminster which is where one lives.

I say, one does believe that tis is getting like the war of the rose, well that had some taff (henry tudor) looking for a fight. If this be the case one will always back the yorkist what.

Will the rest of the tea party join one in jolly game of teach the taffs a lesson what?

I say chaps, let us throw down the gun and take up the pen. (The Welsh aren't really worth it) Here's a summary of the appointments (Pending are in brackets)

PM: Joxa
Deputy PM: Eton Boy
Thread Interferers: Leap of Faith
Good Times: Coop83
Food: Chefcoop
Englishness: Joxa
Class: Eton Boy
Sport: (Coop83)
Transport: scratchscientist
Chancellor: (tba)
Common Sense: Leap of Faith
Sarcastic Comments: DAmainman
Homesickness: darkmaster2000

Gentlemen I present to you, the Tea Party, 2004

P.S, Didn't England get on well. 6-1 wasn't it?
footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND!

yo can i join aswell i live in blackpool

At 6/5/04 05:30 PM, Coop83 wrote: I say chaps, let us throw down the gun and take up the pen. (The Welsh aren't really worth it)

If that is what the tea party wants, one shall return manor before heading to france for the D-Day celebrations what. Tis only right to remember the people who were not affaid to fight to keep England safe what what.

At 6/5/04 05:35 PM, Arnold12 wrote: yo can i join aswell i live in blackpool

If you put on a damn good English accent, we may let you join the tea party. At the moment one thinks you sound more like a yank with your "yo" what what.

At 6/5/04 05:30 PM, Coop83 wrote: I say chaps, let us throw down the gun and take up the pen. (The Welsh aren't really worth it) Here's a summary of the appointments (Pending are in brackets)

PM: Joxa
Deputy PM: Eton Boy
Thread Interferers: Leap of Faith
Good Times: Coop83
Food: Chefcoop
Englishness: Joxa
Class: Eton Boy
Sport: (Coop83)
Transport: scratchscientist
Chancellor: (tba)
Common Sense: Leap of Faith
Sarcastic Comments: DAmainman
Homesickness: darkmaster2000

Gentlemen I present to you, the Tea Party, 2004

P.S, Didn't England get on well. 6-1 wasn't it?
footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND!

My god man, the tea party sounds most wonderful! But wheres the best boy? we need someone to make our tea and cook our crumpets! what what!

Cheerio, chaps. I do say this post hadst been around for quite some time. My crumpets hath been gotten spoiled by now. I do hope this "post" as put by Americans, last for another 2 years. I would brush my teeth but I'm just too lazy. In Addition, t'would spoil the fabulous after-taste of my hot tea. Shall we talk about Harry Potter An The Prisoner Of Azkaban? That Potter child does lift my English soul. He's a savior to all Great Britain. The Getaway t'was much betta' than Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Foolish Americans, believing they can make better things than we can. That maketh thy laugh. Ha ha. I must part. Twas fun chatting, but my colligues are waiting in the lounge for the game of Croquet I owe them.

PS: I'm American. Nya Nya! Give Scottland to the Scottish!

At 6/5/04 06:49 PM, KupaMan wrote:

PS: I'm American. Nya Nya! Give Scottland to the Scottish!

We have given scotland to the scottish, and as for you being american it's very easy to spot you when you use cheerio at the start of your post. Cheerio is used as a from of bye what what.

I say Joxa as P.M will you support a war against the welsh. Oh and for the record one can't get on alright with the Scots and Irish, but as one lives so close to Wales one has to put up with the welsh coming over to ones town. Now one has had got feed up with people from wales saying its a great country when they are living in England what.

At 6/5/04 07:06 PM, Chefcoop wrote: We have given scotland to the scottish, and as for you being american it's very easy to spot you when you use cheerio at the start of your post. Cheerio is used as a from of bye what what.

I don't speak your foriegn language from far away. What, with words like cheerio and torch and Boohbah. I'll give it to you guys, though. You're accent is probably the most used accent to portray distant lands (ie: Troy, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Gladiator). But stop making crap TV. They should add the BBC to the list of allergies. I nearly vomit every time I watch Red Dwarf. And stop saying "I say," before every fucking thing you say. We can tell you're saying something since you're talking.

I've been thinking about the good and the bad of the UK. Allow me to tell you:

Good:
Wallace And Gromet, Queen, The Beattles, Monty Python, Mr. Bean, Trigger Happy TV, Super Flash Bros.

Bad:
Boohbah, Teletubbies, Red Dwarf, The Getaway, the word "Govnah", tea, teeth, the BBC, Simon Cowel, The Spice Girls, Big Brother, Survivor, Sting, the list goes on.

So, I'll hand it to you that some good stuff came from you guys. I still hope you pay for creating the predecessors of American Idol, Big Brother and Survivor, though. Do us a favor, don't make anymore kid's TV shows. Thanks. Uh... Cheerio. Right?

At 6/2/04 05:39 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Oh I was missing this comedic tradgedy old bean, now where is CC or LOF when you need them. You do make one larf everso Scliric

CC, LOF there ya go! be back some days later

Wow this is an old topic.

Hey add this to your English vocabulary.

Bloke, Sod, Bloody Hell, Diamond, Nancy, and Fag(cig).